"♫ When you're the 99%, the park is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on
Get back in your tent, 'cause everybody pees and everybody poops sometimes ♫"

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Damn you, I came to post that!

Only question I want answered....

Shostie: Seems to me that Eureka would be the last place to find the Occupy movement, what with it being a carefully hidden technological utopia that nearly explodes every week.

Because pawtheads.

Shostie: Seems to me that Eureka would be the last place to find the Occupy movement, what with it being a carefully hidden technological utopia that nearly explodesassplodes every week.

FTFY

Okay, pot is coming out now.

You know who else occupied Eureka?

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Everyone poops.... not everyone really lives.

Can you imagine being known for having made your journalistic bones as "The Pooped and Peed Lady"?

At least Geraldo Rivera will finally be off the hook for that vault thing.

Reminds me of that bit from This American Life by the kid who thought that someone pissed in his food.

Joey: Hi, Im Joey and I ate somebody's urine. It all started when I went to dinner at the cafeteria and someone told my friend not to eat the pudding. Then my friend told me after I ate that someone had peed in it. I survived that day, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. So I went to the cooks to see if they had an answer. ... Excuse me Mr. Wyman? I was wondering if I could interview you and talk to you about people putting, if it happened, glass in our pancakes and peeing in the pudding and stuff? We were wondering what you had to say about that.

Bill Wyman: They don't. Nobody does that. You kids don't handle the food at all.
[...]
Woman: We have an investigator, and he investigated the incident. And we also had the pudding tested. They took it to an independent laboratory and tested it. And it was proven that there was no foreign matter in that pudding at all. Now perhaps you weren't told that because I don't think you're told everything. But it was sad that because you thought there was, you incited a riot in the dining room and made a big mess that kids had to clean up that had nothing to do with it.

Joey: I don't know what to think. If someone did contaminate the food with bodily fluids, I guess I'd rather not know since I'm stuck here and I had to eat the food. Thank you for your time. This is Joey.

slc11082: A bunch a dirty homeless meth heads. go in these "occupy" protests with the national guard and get rid of them.

I'm getting tired of seeing them.

BREAKING NEWS! KIEM reports that this is one of three incidents the police received reports about on that day. The other two incidents?

- A car was parked more than six inches away from the curb
- Some guy in a puffy jacket approached a police officer and asked if he had ever gotten, like, super high.

i did poop an peed on d' bank



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andrewagill: BREAKING NEWS! KIEM reports that this is one of three incidents the police received reports about on that day. The other two incidents?

- A car was parked more than six inches away from the curb
- Some guy in a puffy jacket approached a police officer and asked if he had ever gotten, like, super high.

Yeah, Eureka's a total hotbed of zesty criminal goodness.

that clip is just a regular ol' slice of fried gold, aint it

Babies with Rabies: andrewagill: BREAKING NEWS! KIEM reports that this is one of three incidents the police received reports about on that day. The other two incidents?

- A car was parked more than six inches away from the curb
- Some guy in a puffy jacket approached a police officer and asked if he had ever gotten, like, super high.

Yeah, Eureka's a total hotbed of zesty criminal goodness.

I was forced to stay there once. For a town that size they have an AWFUL lot of bail bonds places.

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You know who else occupied Eureka?

I wish there was an occupy that eureka. I could actually drive over and harrass the hippies in just a few minutes.

It is always a fun time at Reaganfest.

Saiga410: It is always a fun time at Reaganfest.

You do know there's a special ring in Hell for you people...

fusillade762: Babies with Rabies: andrewagill: BREAKING NEWS! KIEM reports that this is one of three incidents the police received reports about on that day. The other two incidents?

- A car was parked more than six inches away from the curb
- Some guy in a puffy jacket approached a police officer and asked if he had ever gotten, like, super high.

Yeah, Eureka's a total hotbed of zesty criminal goodness.

I was forced to stay there once. For a town that size they have an AWFUL lot of bail bonds places.

Well, we DO have some of the best pot in the world.

And for some reason, an unreasonable amount of meth labs.

CapnBlues: aww. I'm sure that when the 1% win ALL of the money, they'll make her one of their chosen pets, because she so bravely defended the sanctity of their houses of worship.

as silly as this reporter is... the true jokers are the people she's interviewing, Cap.

You know, the more I think about this, the more I need to get something off my chest.

Why on earth did this reporter tell the guy she was arresting him? Is she both a reporter and law enforcement? Who does she think she is?

andrewagill: Why on earth did this reporter tell the guy she was arresting him?

Um, I'll go with "Because she's a self-important dickrag", Alex.

skullkrusher: the true jokers are the people she's interviewing, Cap.

I'm sure there are some lookers there. So what?

I don't understand how you can say you support the cause while showing such revulsion for its participants...

whidbey: skullkrusher: the true jokers are the people she's interviewing, Cap.

I'm sure there are some lookers there. So what?

I don't understand how you can say you support the cause while showing such revulsion for its participants...

There is nothing inconsistent with saying that the ideas of the participants are good, but the participants themselves are losers.

There is a saying: even a broken clock is right twice a day!

see, the participants are like a broken clock since many are showing how stupid they are.
but there idea is like having the right time!

whidbey: Saiga410: It is always a fun time at Reaganfest.

You do know there's a special ring in Hell for you people...

You people?... Central Illinoisians?

coeyagi: Only question I want answered....

Farxist: There is a saying: even a broken clock is right twice a day!

Um, you got busted and outed pretty good last night. You're still posting?

skullkrusher: as silly as this reporter is... the true jokers are the people she's interviewing, Cap.

True enough. They say never to wrestle a pig, because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

The protesters should not have sunk to her level.

New Obama and Democrats' slogan: 'Pooping all over America since 2008'.

Agneska: New Obama and Democrats' slogan: 'Pooping all over America since 2008'.

Babies with Rabies: coeyagi: Only question I want answered....

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gratefully, me!
several times today

/several pees
//couple of poops

whidbey: skullkrusher: the true jokers are the people she's interviewing, Cap.

I'm sure there are some lookers there. So what?

I don't understand how you can say you support the cause while showing such revulsion for its participants...

It's kinda like how I don't hate the Yankees. Just the majority of their fans ;)

Look at the guys in this clip. They aren't just regular family types who are down on their luck screwed by the system Joe Americans. They're farking burnouts. Sorry, they don't represent me or the 99%. We don't find pissing and shiatting on the street the sort of thing adults do. I don't give a fark about a podunk reporter in a podunk California town but the Occupiers claim to speak for me and I'd prefer my spokesmen be less painfully loser-ish.

strapp3r: i did poop an peed on d' bank

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She'll snarfle your cock

skullkrusher: whidbey: skullkrusher: the true jokers are the people she's interviewing, Cap.

I'm sure there are some lookers there. So what?

I don't understand how you can say you support the cause while showing such revulsion for its participants...

It's kinda like how I don't hate the Yankees. Just the majority of their fans ;)

Look at the guys in this clip. They aren't just regular family types who are down on their luck screwed by the system Joe Americans. They're farking burnouts. Sorry, they don't represent me or the 99%. We don't find pissing and shiatting on the street the sort of thing adults do. I don't give a fark about a podunk reporter in a podunk California town but the Occupiers claim to speak for me and I'd prefer my spokesmen be less painfully loser-ish.

Your loss, I guess. I'm sure none of them will lose sleep over such a blatant rejection.

The dude in the orange jacket did have an interesting perspective on the matter, however.

Sorry, they don't represent me or the 99%

They've fallen through the cracks because of economic bottoming out as much as anyone. Worse, even, if they're homeless. They certainly look it.

whidbey: Your loss, I guess. I'm sure none of them will lose sleep over such a blatant rejection.

The dude in the orange jacket did have an interesting perspective on the matter, however.

They certainly don't look like they lose much sleep over getting up early to look for a job either. Sorry, these guys are douches.

whidbey: Farxist: There is a saying: even a broken clock is right twice a day!

Um, you got busted and outed pretty good last night. You're still posting?

Yes.

skullkrusher: whidbey: Your loss, I guess. I'm sure none of them will lose sleep over such a blatant rejection.

The dude in the orange jacket did have an interesting perspective on the matter, however.

They certainly don't look like they lose much sleep over getting up early to look for a job either. Sorry, these guys are douches.

What jobs? Janitor?

You're starting to dig a hole. Just saying.

whidbey: skullkrusher: whidbey: Your loss, I guess. I'm sure none of them will lose sleep over such a blatant rejection.

The dude in the orange jacket did have an interesting perspective on the matter, however.

They certainly don't look like they lose much sleep over getting up early to look for a job either. Sorry, these guys are douches.

What jobs? Janitor?

You're starting to dig a hole. Just saying.

you can say what you want. Look at these guys. They are not the father of 2 whose factory closed down as their jobs were outsourced. They are literally farking bums - while I have sympathy for those with mental problems who find themselves on the street, these just look like burnouts loving the life that "occupation Eureka" brings.

and yeah, like a janitor job. Even with a completely level playing field, I don't think there's much chance of these guys cracking the top 50%, let alone the top 1.