I been desperate for some tail but never take a bus from Phoenix to Milwaukee to meet a couple super skanks desperate. I have a feeling he's not going to be thinking about trim for awhile.

RexTalionis: How serious can the stabs be if he was stabbed 300 times and didn't even bleed to death?

Yea, and how did they come up with the number 300. I think after counting 15-20 pricks, I'd just say 'yea, he's pretty scratch up.'

That's when I know.....I'm looking for a Safe House.

Bad things happen to dates in Milwaukee. At least he didn't end up being eaten.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated!
We're gonna do ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHBEROIUEFBCHJBLEMMBPTH.

I'd have to see pics to know if it'd be worth it.

UNC_Samurai: That's when I know.....I'm looking for a Safe House.

Great reference! Great bar, and awesome to trick first timer into parking the car and following you in.

AhhOOOOOOOOO Werewolves in Milwaukee

Blood on the mirror
There's blood on the door
Blood on the ceiling
Dead body's on the floor

Murder for no reason
Talking about lust
Scream but no one hears you
Crushing back to dust

Werewolves, nutfark crazy chicks, and poontang-desperados. Why isn't this a furry thread yet?

Wait... Wait a second.

Subby been stealin' mah bukket list.

Mrbogey: I'd have to see pics to know if it'd be worth it.


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This guy meets a girl online, she promises to have tied-up werewolf sex with him if he drives to Milwaukee from Phoenix, he makes the drive and he finds it is actually a woman with a real vagina, he actually has the werewolf sex they chatted about, for two days, he "suffers" a mere 300 stab wounds and he wants us to feel sorry for him?

Mrbogey: I'd have to see pics to know if it'd be worth it.

As you wish.

How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me?... Or is it I who has penetrated you?

Reads article, guesses "white chick" Bingo

Cyno01: The original article has a pic.

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Sometimes it's difficult to tell the difference between 18-year-old fark-me eyes and 22-year-old I'm-going-to-stab-you eyes. Which is why you always get the age first. It's in the Bible, I think.

Looks like Nathan Explosion

Are we werewolves yet?

//hot like the Cardinals in the 10th inning


This loosely reminds me of an episode from a (terrible) show on NBC called "Fear Itself". In the episode (which is set in Milwaukee), a veterinarian is bit by a mystery animal and starts exhibiting werewolf like symptoms. Some stuff happens, and he bites his wife. Link

And I thought Knapp & Astor was one of the nicer parts of town?

Blink: Cyno01: The original article has a pic.

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Sometimes it's difficult to tell the difference between 18-year-old fark-me eyes and 22-year-old I'm-going-to-stab-you eyes. Which is why you always get the age first. It's in the Bible, I think.

Those are stabby eyes no matter her age.

Of course white chick. Black or Mexican chicks will cut you, but not 300 times.

When police searched the apartment, they found a book entitled "Werewolf's Guide to Life,"

Wait, she took that book seriously? It's a book found in the humour section at the bookstore.

Wait a sec -- the guy could have walked to Mt. Sinai or St. Mary's from there in the time it took them to drive him to Froedtert...

only 38 posts? this hasn't kicked up near the rage that would have occurred if the genders were reversed. :(

Obviously he picked the wrong chick, and the wrong bus ride.

I'll bet that he never tells this story to his grandchildren.

Assuming she's not a fatty, I'd hit it.

"Dear Penthouse,

I never believed this could happen to me, but..."

and?

Sounds like every Thursday to me

ThisNameSux: Assuming she's not a fatty, I'd hit it.

Probably wouldn't be hard to set up a conjugal visit with her in a few months.

ThisNameSux: Assuming she's not a fatty, I'd hit it.

Oh come ON, they've only posted the pic like six times.

colslax: UNC_Samurai: That's when I know.....I'm looking for a Safe House.

Great reference! Great bar, and awesome to trick first timer into parking the car and following you in.

Agreed.

Leighton: Wait... Wait a second.

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She must have been really hot for him to go all the way from Phoen....ohhhhhhh.
No.

Crazy chicks are usually the best in bed, though...

...so I've heard.

iron_city_ap: Blink: Cyno01: The original article has a pic.

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Sometimes it's difficult to tell the difference between 18-year-old fark-me eyes and 22-year-old I'm-going-to-stab-you eyes. Which is why you always get the age first. It's in the Bible, I think.

Those are stabby eyes no matter her age.

I'll admit to having a thing for crazy girls but yeah, that's the wrong kind of crazy there...

slym: And I thought Knapp & Astor was one of the nicer parts of town?


No part of Milwaukee is nice any more.