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(CSMonitor) Followup Nationwide test of Emergency Broadcast System has a few glitches, such as playing a Lady Gaga tune   (csmonitor.com) divider line 144
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2011-11-09 06:12:09 PM
If I heard Gaga on my TV, I'd head for a shelter too.
 
2011-11-09 06:18:08 PM
Fingernails are to blackboard as Lady Gaga is to live stage performances.
 
2011-11-09 06:20:39 PM
My god, I didn't realize things had gotten that bad.

/'Cause this is a disaster
 
2011-11-09 06:31:23 PM
It didn't happen on the radio station playing at work.
 
2011-11-09 06:46:13 PM
All I heard was some lady yammering on and on about the Sierra Madre.
 
2011-11-09 06:46:27 PM
"It's 2012 and our emergency alert system still sounds like a Speak and Spell and looks like an Atari 2600,"

Is it?
 
2011-11-09 06:52:59 PM
lostcat: "It's 2012 and our emergency alert system still sounds like a Speak and Spell and looks like an Atari 2600,"

Is it?


Yearlight Savings.
 
2011-11-09 06:55:56 PM
You people still watch TV? How quaint.
 
2011-11-09 07:01:41 PM
make me some tea: You people still watch TV? How quaint.

I torrented it so I can watch it later on my PS3.
 
2011-11-09 07:19:40 PM
Ed Finnerty: make me some tea: You people still watch TV? How quaint.

I torrented it so I can watch it later on my PS3.


srslah
 
2011-11-09 07:35:43 PM
Didn't work as intended where I work.
 
2011-11-09 08:12:13 PM
Videos of the botched test for Primary Entry Point radio stations are starting to pop up on Youtube.

My entire cable went out for a few moments. Then it came back on and one station in the Des Moines market carried the audio and video test card stating the EAN would run for a few minutes. On other stations I saw some scroll bars saying the test would last two hours. On some tv stations I saw/heard nothing. On some it was just an extended EAS test. Some serious work needs to be done on the EAN. I'm glad they've started testing it nationwide. I hope they continue to do this.
 
2011-11-09 08:17:50 PM
FTFA: Americans used to be able to easily tune in to the Emergency Broadcast System. Every radio dial had a small triangle marking where the public could tune in for a message from the government. Everyone knew about it. How quaint.

upload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org

No. That was CONELRAD, the pre-ICBM precursor to the EBS. And the radios had two triangles--one for 640 Khz and one for 1240 Khz. And it was even more controversial than today when it started nationwide testing---especially for those who were anti-nuke activists. Get the history straight.
 
2011-11-09 08:57:45 PM
Yay, civil defense thread!
 
2011-11-09 09:03:28 PM
This a DAMN good reason to impeach Obama.
 
2011-11-09 09:05:34 PM
Charlie Freak: Yay, civil defense thread!

www.visualdepartures.com
 
2011-11-09 09:14:59 PM
So, did ANYONE hear Lady Gaga when they ran the test?
 
2011-11-09 09:26:41 PM
That unfortunate black TV sounds like it got its speaker caught in a golf ball dimpler.
 
2011-11-09 09:39:11 PM
totally hosed my Time Warner boxes - had to reboot them. Well done.
 
2011-11-09 09:40:04 PM
It knocked out my cable for hours. Worked perfectly.
 
2011-11-09 09:40:05 PM
For God sakes, does no one here remember "Duck and Cover"?

We did it every third Wednesday of the month just before lunch, during the 1962 through 1966 school years. The emergency broadcast warning sounded, and you knew, way deep down in your heart, that the bastards were robbing you of recess time.

Then we went home and watched Johnny Quest and Speed Racer.

/CSB
 
2011-11-09 09:41:05 PM
They tried this once before, except it was by accident. It didn't work very well then either.

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-09 09:42:12 PM
Didn't work on WSHU. We got the start and end tones, but total silence in between.
Oh well, that's what tests are for, right?
 
2011-11-09 09:42:32 PM
Ed Finnerty: make me some tea: You people still watch TV? How quaint.

I torrented it so I can watch it later on my PS3.


because you don't own a t.v.?

/missed the joke
 
2011-11-09 09:43:05 PM
Be funnier if it were Rick Astley.
 
2011-11-09 09:43:34 PM
Lorelle: Charlie Freak: Yay, civil defense thread!

[www.visualdepartures.com image 200x199]


There is a CD fallout shelter in my old high school. They use it for storage now, but there were boxes of outdated rations down there back in 2000. The fact that they built shelters in case of a nuclear apocalypse inside of my school freaked me out a bit.
 
2011-11-09 09:44:20 PM
We tried to warn you about the Homosexual Agenda.
 
2011-11-09 09:44:25 PM
In between playing MW3 and watching movies on my Roku, I think the Emergency Broadcast failed to notify me.
 
2011-11-09 09:44:51 PM
"And some observers were even annoyed by the alert's dated graphics."

I WAS FURIOUS, NOT ANNOYED!!!
 
2011-11-09 09:45:41 PM
I'm only 34.. But I mean, I remember a time where something like this would have been a non-event. Maybe, if it was a slow news day it might have a blurb in the "Around the town" section of the local newspaper in like, section D right behind a stuffing recipe.

So here we are in 2011 and this is being made into some big farking deal and getting MSM coverage who are injecting "controversy" and "conspiracy" into it.

I weep for our world.
 
2011-11-09 09:46:47 PM
Can't believe that this didn't work perfectly the very first time.

then again, I guess that why you test things, no?
 
2011-11-09 09:47:49 PM
Totally happened to us.

Funny. I thought it was a glitch from our top 40 side. I'll have to tell the country guy that it wasn't just him hearing things tomorrow.
 
2011-11-09 09:47:56 PM
fark, that was pathetic.
 
2011-11-09 09:48:27 PM
Grables'Daughter: So, did ANYONE hear Lady Gaga when they ran the test?

I hear Lady Gaga in my dreams...

*whistful sigh*
 
2011-11-09 09:48:55 PM
Marcus Aurelius: For God sakes, does no one here remember "Duck and Cover"?

We did it every third Wednesday of the month just before lunch, during the 1962 through 1966 school years. The emergency broadcast warning sounded, and you knew, way deep down in your heart, that the bastards were robbing you of recess time.

Then we went home and watched Johnny Quest and Speed Racer.

/CSB


Um, excuse me, sir, but my ball went into your yard. Can I go onto your lawn to get it, please?
 
2011-11-09 09:50:04 PM
I'm not familiar with Lady Gaga, but my emergency test did come with singing. I was in the other room. It had the standard tone, then the tornado sirens went off. After the tone ended I could hear singing for about thirty seconds.
 
2011-11-09 09:50:41 PM
I had two televisions on; one was tuned to News14 Carolina, the other one was upstairs and had our local Fox affiliate on. The News14 Carolina programming was interrupted for the EBS test, but the Fox affiliate wasn't. Which I thought was odd.
 
2011-11-09 09:51:03 PM
Ed Finnerty: All I heard was some lady yammering on and on about the Sierra Madre.

+1 internets to you sir.
 
2011-11-09 09:51:06 PM
they were horn that way?
 
2011-11-09 09:51:27 PM
tetsoushima: Lorelle: Charlie Freak: Yay, civil defense thread!

[www.visualdepartures.com image 200x199]

There is a CD fallout shelter in my old high school. They use it for storage now, but there were boxes of outdated rations down there back in 2000. The fact that they built shelters in case of a nuclear apocalypse inside of my school freaked me out a bit.


Do they store CDs there?
 
2011-11-09 09:52:22 PM
Screw that. i wanna see the powers-that-be test out their new powers and pull the plug on the internets...for maybe a minute or two.

This is only a test. We're flipping the internet kill switch temporarily....this is only a test.
 
2011-11-09 09:52:31 PM
biatching about the graphics on an EB message is like complaining about the retro look of the lifeboats when your ship is sinking...
 
2011-11-09 09:52:45 PM
And people actually think the government planned 9/11.
 
2011-11-09 09:53:33 PM
No Lady Gaga for me, but I could hear background noise, like an echo or another broadcast, in the background of the test.
 
2011-11-09 09:53:36 PM
I was actually interested to see what this was going to look like, so I turned on the TV; a scroll rolls across the top of the screen "THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL TEST A NATION WIDE EMERGENCY BROADCAST, IT IS ONLY A TEST." I watched the History Channel for a few minutes, then another scroll starts, "YOU HAVE JUST SEEN A NATION WIDE EMERGENCY TEST BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. IT WAS ONLY A TEST."
I can't believe people think the government is intrusive; they appear, to me, to be underwear gnomes.
 
2011-11-09 09:54:26 PM
Everything seemed to go very smoothly on my TV (Time Warner, NYC). I was watching ESPN. The alert came and went smoothly (did look like an Atari 2600, though), and was done in what seemed like 30 seconds, and then right back to regular programming.
 
2011-11-09 09:54:29 PM
Didnt hear or see a damn thing. Probably because I was too busy working to be watching TV or listening to the radio.

Why are they using such an archaic, pointless system? Cant the richest nation on Earth do better than this? As someone in the article said; why not send a text message to all cell phones? That would probably reach about 90% of the population, far more than the radio and tv messages.
 
2011-11-09 09:54:54 PM
What's really the point of this thing? If whatever event they're planning is that awesome, I'm sure it'll be televised before this thing goes off.

Also, I once got a text on my phone saying "Hey we're testing our emergency doo-dad, this is a test." That made more sense.
 
2011-11-09 09:55:23 PM
That's odd, all I kept hearing was:

This is not a dream... not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.
 
2011-11-09 09:55:28 PM
Grables'Daughter: So, did ANYONE hear Lady Gaga when they ran the test?

nope...i hit mute and played angry birds
 
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