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(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool I fondly remember when Morgan Freeman was chosen to receive the Cecil B. DeMille Award at the Golden Globes. My, my, my. It was like it was only yesterday. I don't think I'd ever forget that day   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 46
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IgG4 [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 04:05:29 PM
You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 04:36:43 PM
IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 04:40:18 PM
unyon: And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

Whoah...
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 04:43:01 PM
I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only an acting man can feel, an acting man at the start of a long role whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the stage. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the award is as golden as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 05:22:33 PM
unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

I read your post Yogi Bear's voice.
 
pudding7 [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 05:51:16 PM
He's a man who can get things. Up to and including the Cecil B. Demille award.
 
RocketRod [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 06:16:37 PM
Krymson Tyde: unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

I read your post Yogi Bear's voice.

I read your post in Helen Keller's voice... you know, before the Nazis got her.
 
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2011-11-09 06:39:57 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
SithLord
2011-11-09 06:41:26 PM
There's a funny caption Morgan Freeman picture out there on icanhazcheeseburger, but it contains a curse word that is not welcome on Fark.

So, I'll just link it to new window. NSFW Morgan Freeman picture (new window)
 
Kegovitch
2011-11-09 06:41:38 PM
and then he was chosen to be one of the elements that made the new Conan movie suck much more than it should have.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 06:45:00 PM
I find myself, as I get older, as we all do in the end. I find myself thinking of the funny little way one of the lips of her pussy stuck out a little farther than the other. We all have something that makes us all a bit different than everyone else, and I do believe it makes us special. But that pussylip just hung out there, like a piece of chewed up bubblegum teasing my mouth. It makes me smile to remember that pussylip and I wonder if it still tastes the same as I do remember it. I bet it does.. I. bet.it.does.
 
pudding7 [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 06:47:54 PM
Mixolydian Master: I find myself, as I get older, as we all do in the end. I find myself thinking of the funny little way one of the lips of her pussy stuck out a little farther than the other. We all have something that makes us all a bit different than everyone else, and I do believe it makes us special. But that pussylip just hung out there, like a piece of chewed up bubblegum teasing my mouth. It makes me smile to remember that pussylip and I wonder if it still tastes the same as I do remember it. I bet it does.. I. bet.it.does.

Go on...
 
SnakeLee [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 06:48:02 PM
I read it in the voice of my step granddaughter, whom I am having sex with. Oh wait, that's someone else
 
SpikeStrip [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 06:48:55 PM
sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker
 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 06:48:55 PM
ArkAngel: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only an acting man can feel, an acting man at the start of a long role whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the stage. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the award is as golden as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

I farking love that line. It can bring tears to my eyes if it's late enough and I'm drunk enough.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-11-09 07:02:04 PM

I fondly remember when Morgan Freeman was chosen to receive the Cecil B. DeMille Award at the Golden Globes.


I must admit I didn't think much of Morgan first time I laid eyes on him.
 
BroVinny
2011-11-09 07:07:47 PM
www.tvparty.com

The real reason he's getting the award. . ..
 
fusillade762
2011-11-09 07:11:40 PM
Krymson Tyde: unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

I read your post Yogi Bear's voice.

And I'm reading all your posts in Geoffrey Peterson's voice...

i44.tinypic.com

...IN YOUR PANTS.
 
DrBear
2011-11-09 07:12:06 PM
Get busy readin' or get busy dyin'
 
ottosmom [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 07:17:59 PM
Is he still farking his granddaughter?
 
IlGreven
2011-11-09 07:21:13 PM
unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

And I read that post in Patrick Stewart's voice. Make it so.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 07:28:14 PM
IlGreven: unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

And I read that post in Patrick Stewart's voice. Make it so.

img31.imageshack.us
 
Pumpernickel bread
2011-11-09 07:45:20 PM
I wish I could tell you that Oldman fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the Golden Globes is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - awards snub life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Gary would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Gary - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.


Oh, and the reason Morgan bangs a 20 something at his age is because he can
 
nocturn
2011-11-09 07:55:02 PM
pudding7: Mixolydian Master: I find myself, as I get older, as we all do in the end. I find myself thinking of the funny little way one of the lips of her pussy stuck out a little farther than the other. We all have something that makes us all a bit different than everyone else, and I do believe it makes us special. But that pussylip just hung out there, like a piece of chewed up bubblegum teasing my mouth. It makes me smile to remember that pussylip and I wonder if it still tastes the same as I do remember it. I bet it does.. I. bet.it.does.

Go on...

I'm intrigued. And slightly disgusted. I must know more.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 08:02:42 PM
Back at Shawshank Prison, we weren't allowed to watch the Golden Globes. I remember one year my good friend Andy Dufresne tried to rig up a teevee in his cell to watch the ceremony, and ended up blowing a hole in the wall. As a result he was forced to spend the next few weeks in a cell in the east wing, where his cellmate was a bullqueer they called Cecil B. D'rille.

Oh, Andy. That was the longest night of his life.

/get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
//thank you very kindly
 
The_Knarf
2011-11-09 08:38:19 PM
SithLord: There's a funny caption Morgan Freeman picture out there on icanhazcheeseburger, but it contains a curse word that is not welcome on Fark.

So, I'll just link it to new window. NSFW Morgan Freeman picture (new window)

You sir owe me a new keyboard!!
 
RoosterCogburn [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 10:25:39 PM
unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

And I gave Alex Winters a buck to read both of yours. He was here anyway, moving furniture.
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 10:41:43 PM
RoosterCogburn: unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

And I gave Alex Winters a buck to read both of yours. He was here anyway, moving furniture.

Well played.
 
BroVinny
2011-11-09 10:47:57 PM
unyon: RoosterCogburn: unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

And I gave Alex Winters a buck to read both of yours. He was here anyway, moving furniture.

Well played.

I read your post in James Earl Jones' voice.
 
Fano
2011-11-09 11:11:11 PM
BroVinny: unyon: RoosterCogburn: unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

And I gave Alex Winters a buck to read both of yours. He was here anyway, moving furniture.

Well played.

I read your post in James Earl Jones' voice.

I read your post in Jeremy Iron's voice.
 
Pandora's Litterbox [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 11:16:43 PM
Fano: BroVinny: unyon: RoosterCogburn: unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

And I gave Alex Winters a buck to read both of yours. He was here anyway, moving furniture.

Well played.

I read your post in James Earl Jones' voice.

I read your post in Jeremy Iron's voice.

I read your post in Gary Busey's voice.
 
Handsome B. Wonderful
2011-11-09 11:29:16 PM
I read all posts in Shatner's voice.
 
proteon [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 11:29:48 PM
Andy Dufresne
 
BroVinny
2011-11-09 11:39:01 PM
Handsome B. Wonderful: I read all posts in Shatner's voice.

Hmm, and you're from Canada, and your handle is self-aggrandizing. . ..
 
MorganFreeman [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:32:30 AM
i56.photobucket.com
 
cast55
2011-11-10 02:13:53 AM
I read this entire thread in Don LaFontaine's voice.
 
Wasilla Hillbilly
2011-11-10 05:05:37 AM
I read this whole thread in the standard in-my-head voice.
 
some_beer_drinker
2011-11-10 06:24:01 AM
www.lifelounge.com.au

take it easy, easy reader
 
Worst.Fark handle. ever.
2011-11-10 07:45:53 AM
BroVinny: [www.tvparty.com image 296x468]

The real reason he's getting the award. . ..

LIAR! It's for the classic "Dracula bathes in a casket". Shakespearean actors of great renoun will be recreating this role on stages hundreds of years from now.
 
Persnickety
2011-11-10 08:38:16 AM
www.geekstir.com
 
sotua
2011-11-10 08:59:24 AM
MorganFreeman: [i56.photobucket.com image 640x503]

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
Scurvy Dog
2011-11-10 09:15:25 AM
Pandora's Litterbox: Fano: BroVinny: unyon: RoosterCogburn: unyon: IgG4: You know what's weird? I totally read that with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

And I read your post in Keanu Reaves' voice. Weird.

And I gave Alex Winters a buck to read both of yours. He was here anyway, moving furniture.

Well played.

I read your post in James Earl Jones' voice.

I read your post in Jeremy Iron's voice.

I read your post in Gary Busey's voice.

I read your p-p-p-post in M-M-M-Mel Tillis' voice.
 
yves0010
2011-11-10 10:03:07 AM
i.crackedcdn.com

So would watch this...
 
BroVinny
2011-11-10 02:56:05 PM
Worst.Fark handle. ever.: Dracula bathes in a casket

Refutation needs a Link. (new window) Cracks me up that he's naked except the sash because, you know, he's Dracula.
 
lake_huron
2011-11-10 05:37:29 PM
Many images blocked at work -- is it true that nobody posted the "Freemanic paracusia" XKCD????
 
Persnickety
2011-11-10 06:03:01 PM
lake_huron: Many images blocked at work -- is it true that nobody posted the "Freemanic paracusia" XKCD????

Nope 'tis here, just a bit upthread.
 
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