FARK.com: (6718293) Megan Fox finally realizes she married Brian Austin Green, spotted in L.A. yesterday without her wedding ring

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		Megan Fox finally realizes she married Brian Austin Green, spotted in L.A. yesterday without her wedding ring (celebslam.celebuzz.com)		70
		More: Interesting, Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox, Los Angeles, wedding ring, dry humping

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The Onion is prophetic

2011-11-09 12:31:20 PM

....and?

Brandyelf

2011-11-09 12:38:32 PM

Who? Him, I remember, but I have no idea who she is.

ShawnDoc

2011-11-09 01:12:55 PM

I have not been paying any attention to the gossip, and have no idea what's going on between the two in the headline. But I would just like to point out that I often go out in public without my wedding ring, and its not because I'm looking for a new hookup. I imagine its the same for many other people, including celebrities.

Some times you're late and need to head out, and can't remember where you put your ring when you took it off or simply forget to put it on.

GaryPDX

2011-11-09 01:14:30 PM

What are those things on her feet?

ignatiusst

2011-11-09 02:08:44 PM

GaryPDX: What are those things on her feet?

That's where she keeps Brian Austin Greene's balls.

pudding7

2011-11-09 02:34:44 PM

"So you're telling me there's a chance!"

4.bp.blogspot.com

Gig103

2011-11-09 02:46:33 PM

Bad: Making the assumption that her not wearing her ring means the relationship is over.

Worse: That it makes headlines and even greenlights on Fark

The Onion is prophetic

2011-11-09 03:14:33 PM

Gig103: Worse: That it makes headlines and even greenlights on Fark

Sometimes I wonder if the paparazzi whose job it is to follow celebrities and notice these idiotic, mundane things (and make stories about them) ever get depressed about what they're doing with their lives.

Then I remember that most of them are likely sociopaths, and it's probably fun for them.

dothemath

2011-11-09 03:31:22 PM

I wish she would stop leaving it next to my sink.

Maynotlast

2011-11-09 03:33:44 PM

Awwwww... adorable. Who else here remembers Megan Fox?

Whatthefark

2011-11-09 03:37:16 PM

She should blow everyone's mind and say she lost it while massaging B.A.G's prostate.

Now I Is!

2011-11-09 03:41:34 PM

Brandyelf: Who? Him, I remember, but I have no idea who she is.

...is all you really need to know. (pops to imbd if that's not satisfactory)

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2011-11-09 03:50:46 PM

She has the acting talent of a pumpkin. Who cares what she did with her jewelry/man spouse?

mistrmind

2011-11-09 04:08:15 PM

Aside from that, how are her toe-thumbs?

buttery_shame_cave

2011-11-09 04:08:55 PM

Brandyelf: Who? Him, I remember, but I have no idea who she is.

poor man's angelina jolie.

mongbiohazard

2011-11-09 04:14:58 PM

A couple times I've been in a hurry in the morning and left my wedding ring on the shelf in my bathroom after taking a shower. But I didn't have people following me around taking pictures and telling the world that meant me and my wife were splitting up.

I wish I did though, because I would NEVER stop farking with those guys. I'd be constantly feeding them false innuendo so much that they'd stop paying any attention to me.

Madbassist1

2011-11-09 04:18:23 PM

anybody follow the link to find this piece of heroin(e) goodness? fark Megan Fox, this chick is the shiat!

i521.photobucket.com

fawlty

2011-11-09 04:18:33 PM

She probably lost it. She's all thumbs from what I've heard.

ihatedumbpeople

2011-11-09 04:21:03 PM

Probably flowin'. Fingers swell up from water retention. It happens.

apeiron242

2011-11-09 04:22:16 PM

fawlty: She probably lost it. She's all thumbs from what I've heard.

Heels it down the drain....

basemetal

2011-11-09 04:22:28 PM

Toe thumb!

Quiefenburger

2011-11-09 04:28:23 PM

Toe thumbs...

**shudder**

I Like Bread

2011-11-09 04:54:27 PM

I wish this vapid coont would just hurry up and make a triple-penetration sex tape so I can go ahead and not give a shiat about her any more.
Hollywood cockteases. Don't they realize what got them where they are?

moothemagiccow

2011-11-09 05:10:05 PM

why the hell would someone stalking megan fox want to look at her freakish hands?

MrEricSir

2011-11-09 05:15:59 PM

I Like Bread: Hollywood cockteases. Don't they realize what got them where they are?

Plastic surgery and sucking the right producers?

fortean chicken

2011-11-09 05:17:33 PM

You know, the thing about Megan Fox... she's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those blue eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', Megan comes in and she... rips you to pieces

darkjezter

2011-11-09 05:28:22 PM

She probably woke up one morning and thought "I'm a hot babe with a rockin' body and millions of men across the world dream of banging me. So why the hell am I married to the wigger from Beverly Hills 90210?"

I Like Bread

2011-11-09 05:30:56 PM

MrEricSir: I Like Bread: Hollywood cockteases. Don't they realize what got them where they are?

Plastic surgery and sucking the right producers?

You know, I doubt she even has the decency to sexually pleasure the people who handed her an acting career on a silver platter. When you keep headlining box office poison and you haven't done any full frontal yet... you clearly have delusions of grandeur.

PizzaJedi81

2011-11-09 05:33:35 PM

I don't care about her thumbs. I care about the overabundance of tattoos. That's what detracts for me. If she didn't have the tats, I'd want her every day and twice on Sunday.

MrEricSir

2011-11-09 05:40:29 PM

I Like Bread: You know, I doubt she even has the decency to sexually pleasure the people who handed her an acting career on a silver platter. When you keep headlining box office poison and you haven't done any full frontal yet... you clearly have delusions of grandeur.

That's just the thing though -- she is box office poison, and everyone knows it. So why would they hire her if there wasn't, you know, some other reason?

8 inches

2011-11-09 05:50:01 PM

Enough. She is absolutely gorgeous and you would drag your balls through ______________________ (insert metaphor) just to disappoint her for ________________ (insert number of seconds).

/Now, has anyone seen my steed?

SnakeMan

2011-11-09 05:58:45 PM

I Like Bread: I wish this vapid coont would just hurry up and make a triple-penetration sex tape so I can go ahead and not give a shiat about her any more.
Hollywood cockteases. Don't they realize what got them where they are?

So you respect porn stars more than legit actresses?

Kanemano

2011-11-09 06:07:40 PM

maybe she was doing the dishes, like shes supposed to.

pute kisses like a man

2011-11-09 06:09:05 PM

Now I Is!: Brandyelf: Who? Him, I remember, but I have no idea who she is.

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...is all you really need to know. (pops to imbd if that's not satisfactory)

what's her tattoo say? I bet it's real smartlike.

That coward David Lopan

2011-11-09 06:21:03 PM

I say, this day has more gay than any other day.

thejourneyto30

2011-11-09 06:27:27 PM

8 inches: Enough. She is absolutely gorgeous and you would drag your balls through Warm Honey just to disappoint her for 10,000 seconds.
/Now, has anyone seen my steed?/i>

buttery_shame_cave

2011-11-09 06:45:27 PM

thejourneyto30: 8 inches: Enough. She is absolutely gorgeous and you would drag your balls through Warm Honey just to disappoint her for 10,000 seconds.
/Now, has anyone seen my steed?/i>

now the warm honey part... i don't mean to get kinky but that actually sounds okay. soothingly relaxing, even.

but megan fox? fark no man, i wouldn't even fap to that with another man's hand and a rubber cock.

0_o this post went in a seriously weird direction...

serial arseonist

2011-11-09 06:49:41 PM

fortean chicken: [img153.imageshack.us image 529x640]

You know, the thing about Megan Fox... she's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

This is what makes her a perfect 'celebrity' RealDoll! AND you don't have to tell a RealDoll to STFU...

/i still do tho, seems more Real that way

Cubansaltyballs

2011-11-09 06:52:01 PM

darkjezter: She probably woke up one morning and thought "I'm a hot babe with a rockin' body and millions of men across the world dream of banging me. So why the hell am I married to the wigger from Beverly Hills 90210?"

The proper term is "Wegroe".

wigger is racist.

LDM90

2011-11-09 07:04:26 PM

Let's see...nice tits, nice ass, pretty face. As a farker, what CAN I make fun of? Oh I know! Her thumbs appear to maybe be slightly odd!

TOE THUMBS EWWWW LOL WOULD NOT HIT

I know, welcometofark.jpg

moothemagiccow

2011-11-09 07:16:58 PM

PizzaJedi81: I don't care about her thumbs. I care about the overabundance of tattoos. That's what detracts for me. If she didn't have the tats, I'd want her every day and twice on Sunday.

mmmhmm

Riotboy

2011-11-09 07:20:17 PM

Cubansaltyballs: darkjezter: She probably woke up one morning and thought "I'm a hot babe with a rockin' body and millions of men across the world dream of banging me. So why the hell am I married to the wigger from Beverly Hills 90210?"

The proper term is "Wegroe".

wigger is racist.

Wigga is okay though.

Keywork99

2011-11-09 07:50:18 PM

I don't care what any of you say, she is farking HOT.

PizzaJedi81

2011-11-09 08:07:30 PM

Riotboy: Cubansaltyballs: darkjezter: She probably woke up one morning and thought "I'm a hot babe with a rockin' body and millions of men across the world dream of banging me. So why the hell am I married to the wigger from Beverly Hills 90210?"

The proper term is "Wegroe".

wigger is racist.

Wigga is okay though.

Wigga, please.

Madbassist1

2011-11-09 08:40:30 PM

PizzaJedi81: I don't care about her thumbs. I care about the overabundance of tattoos. That's what detracts for me. If she didn't have the tats, I'd want her every day and twice on Sunday.

Barry McCackiner

2011-11-09 09:03:33 PM

I get the turn-around for Hendricks after those beached whale pictures. I get the Munn hate because she is so obviously starved for attention. But Megan Fox is a B movie actress who keeps to herself and is smokin' hot. This thread has a lot of gay in it and I am not tolerating it anymore.

mongbiohazard

2011-11-09 09:06:07 PM

Barry McCackiner: I get the turn-around for Hendricks after those beached whale pictures. I get the Munn hate because she is so obviously starved for attention. But Megan Fox is a B movie actress who keeps to herself and is smokin' hot. This thread has a lot of gay in it and I am not tolerating it anymore.

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She's hot, even with the shiatty tattoos.

BigJT

2011-11-09 09:10:44 PM

She's stupid to the point of painful, and her tattoos are ridiculous to the point of laughable, but... She's still hot. I do her, but I wouldn't date her.

/double-bagged for my protection

Mr.Poops

2011-11-09 09:33:38 PM

Keywork99: I don't care what any of you say, she is farking HOT.

She's hot, but still over-rated.

I'd take a girl like Kate Upton ALL DAY over this trashy skank (i mean that in a good way)

I Like Bread

2011-11-09 09:42:14 PM

SnakeMan: I Like Bread: I wish this vapid coont would just hurry up and make a triple-penetration sex tape so I can go ahead and not give a shiat about her any more.
Hollywood cockteases. Don't they realize what got them where they are?

So you respect porn stars more than legit actresses?

Well sure, because there's no pretense.
Film starlets come in two tiers: (A) actresses and (B) eye candy. You can't be tier B and think like a tier A. You can't "fake it till you make it", as they say. On the other hand, it's perfectly acceptable to be tier A and revisit your roots in tier B.

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