Low hanging fruit, still funny. +1

Now how about some money for food and basic needs eh guv

If Its not too much trouble you worthless royal turd

There's a Brony joke in there somewhere.

There just has to be.

Calm Down You Spaz: Now how about some money for food and basic needs eh guv

If Its not too much trouble you worthless royal turd

Are there starving people in the UK?

/Well, outside of the people who are so worthless that they cannot even muster the ambition to collect the free government handouts.

uber humper: Calm Down You Spaz: Now how about some money for food and basic needs eh guv

If Its not too much trouble you worthless royal turd

Are there starving people in the UK?

Intellectually, yes, it would appear.

Subby must have failed spelling.

+1 for the joke though.

Did she stomp twice for yes or once for no?

Well, I read that as Massassi (new window) and got confused about reality again.

I guess somebody will be along shortly to stuff me back in the basement.

I had a pet cow when I was growing up. They took it away from me. No, cows can't talk, but her eyes said yes.

dv-ous: Well, I read that as Massassi (new window) and got confused about reality again.

I guess somebody will be along shortly to stuff me back in the basement.

It's your reality. HAVE FUN!

/be sure to paint your ceiling yellow

Harry Freakstorm: English speaking workers

You don't know me.

spentmiles: I had a pet cow when I was growing up. They took it away from me. No, cows can't talk, but her eyes said yes.

Cows have beautiful eyes. I remember reading the iliad and Hera was described as being "cow-eyed", which got me to thinking about cow eyes, and I realized that was a nice thing to say about Hera.
What's with all the Camilla hate? She's not so bad. It's kind of a touching love story, really.

Well, at least they didn't report that he's making love to the cows.

chookbillion: It's kind of a touching love story, really.

I doubt there's much touching. They're English.

chookbillion: What's with all the Camilla hate? She's not so bad. It's kind of a touching love story, really.

It had more to do with Diana and the obsession with her, anyone Chuck picked later would be hated.

chookbillion: spentmiles: I had a pet cow when I was growing up. They took it away from me. No, cows can't talk, but her eyes said yes.

Cows have beautiful eyes. I remember reading the iliad and Hera was described as being "cow-eyed", which got me to thinking about cow eyes, and I realized that was a nice thing to say about Hera.
What's with all the Camilla hate? She's not so bad. It's kind of a touching love story, really.

He cheated on his wife and married the woman he cheated with. Touching? Not really... They're both sleazebags and the best thing about the marriage is that no one else will be saddled with either of the whoring tramps.

I love that the name bestowed on him is, "he whom the cows love so much they call for him when they are in times of distress." That's a pretty awesome name.

scubamage: I love that the name bestowed on him is, "he whom the cows love so much they call for him when they are in times of distress." That's a pretty awesome name.

Charles "Moooooo" Windsor, at your service.

dude stole my title

FarkOffAndEatShirts: He cheated on his wife and married the woman he cheated with

Which pisses you off the most ?
The fact that he cheated on his wife thus violating the sanctity of marriage ?
or the bit where he married the woman he loves thus .... kinda doing the opposite of the thing above ?

kinda confused on what you think marriage is about

(you are aware the church of england was founded on..... nah, not gonna go too far, too many words already)

chookbillion: What's with all the Camilla hate? She's not so bad. It's kind of a touching love story, really.

Kinda like Newt and Marianne

/or Newt and Calista

libranoelrose: [www.sluniverse.com image 640x480]

Might and Zeal? No holy shield? Dead pally.

/assuming he's not like lvl 80 in normal cows

scubamage: I love that the name bestowed on him is, "he whom the cows love so much they call for him when they are in times of distress." That's a pretty awesome name.

My cousin the farmer probably has that name by default. What they don't tell you about is the long rubber sleeve-glove that is required to earn it.

buckler: Cows are important to the Masai culture.

MOOOOOOooooooooooooooving on up, to the beast side, we finally got a piece of the pie-i-i!

Agent Smiths Laugh: What they don't tell you about is the long rubber sleeve-glove that is required to earn it.

Aren't you glad you use Dial, don't you wish everybody did....!

/I'll get me coat.

Saw a small herd of these bad boys up in New Hampshire this summer.



Belted Galloway ^. Had never seen nor heard of them before.

/csb

It's pretty unfair to compare Camilla to a horse. When I look at a horse, sometimes I think "wow, what a remarkable specimen of nature's ability to adapt an organism".

When I look at Camilla, I think "why can't they fit that wig and those dentures into that leather Bag of Holding?"

This is indeed a high honor. Never insult the cow of a Masai... insulting their cow is worse than telling them their mother's a whore and their kids are ugly.... they'll seriously kick your ass.

/themoreyouknow.jpeg

Milkcow (new window).

FarkOffAndEatShirts: chookbillion: spentmiles: I had a pet cow when I was growing up. They took it away from me. No, cows can't talk, but her eyes said yes.

Cows have beautiful eyes. I remember reading the iliad and Hera was described as being "cow-eyed", which got me to thinking about cow eyes, and I realized that was a nice thing to say about Hera.
What's with all the Camilla hate? She's not so bad. It's kind of a touching love story, really.

He cheated on his wife and married the woman he cheated with. Touching? Not really... They're both sleazebags and the best thing about the marriage is that no one else will be saddled with either of the whoring tramps.

Does this also include the 8 guys Diana had affairs with? What about their wives? Should no-one who ever farked either Chuck or Di get married again? What about farking them by proxy (i.e. spouse of a farkee)? Would it be better if Chuck hadn't married the one he had an affair with? Not sure I'm seeing the logic here.

libranoelrose: [www.sluniverse.com image 640x480]

Hell yeah. Corpse explosion FTW.

lenfromak: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 640x467]

I eat more chicken any man ever seen.

WeenerGord: buckler: Cows are important to the Masai culture.

MOOOOOOooooooooooooooving on up, to the beast side, we finally got a piece of the pie-i-i! Masai-i-i!

For all the cows ^

I didn't know until I read this article that the Masai were all avowed cattle rustlers.

They literally steal every single cow they encounter and bragged about it in this article.

I suppose it's a good thing they don't live in America because they'd probably all be shot and killed by cowboys.

Why do the Brits and subby insist on mis-spelling Maasai? Do they still call the country Keeeenya too? (yes...)

Leeds: I didn't know until I read this article that the Masai were all avowed cattle rustlers.

They literally steal every single cow they encounter and bragged about it in this article.

I suppose it's a good thing they don't live in America because they'd probably all be shot and killed by cowboys.

[anthropologist rant]

Yeah, there's cultural tradition and then there's real life. Maybe the Maasai down in TZ are still raiding regularly (I don't know, I spend most of my time in the region up in Kenya), but in Kenya it's pretty rare. Occasionally there'll be some rambunctious teenagers playing at being ilmurran, who go out and try to "repossess" cattle owned by a Kikuyu family, and they'll get shot or arrested. The real cattle raiding is going on up north, with the Turkana and the Pokot, across the border into Uganda with the Karamojong.

Also, to correct my previous post, fine, I'll give them that this was TZ and not Kenya, but it's still spelled Maasai (and roughly means "the people who say 'Maa,' " which is a word they use at the beginning of a statement to call attention to the fact that they're about to make a statement [similarly, questions are introduced with "a-maa"]). And Camilla's Maa name, "Koto Engerai" should be Nkoto Engerai, or, if we're going to be consistent since its a Tanzanian Maasai dialect, Ngoto Engerai. There's a nasal ng' sound that most English speakers fail miserably with, but it's still there when the language is written.

[/anthropologist rant]

Also, well-played subby, well-played.

Does this mean he's at higher risk for penile cancer?

The Masai traditionally believe that their gods bequeathed to them ownership of every cow in the world. Part of every warrior's initiation rites is to be told he has the sacred right to claim back any cattle in the possession of anyone else.

Mr Rimba said, however, that now that the Prince was "our friend", his 800-strong head of cattle, at Highgrove and at Home Farm in Gloucestershire, were safe.

I, for one, would pay good money to see a bunch of Masai tribesmen rustling cattle in Gloucestershire.