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(Celebitchy) Scary Kate Winslet's wax statue is... eerily good   (celebitchy.com) divider line 95
More: Scary, Kate Winslet, Madame Tussauds, Judi Dench, wax figures, Pacific Coast News, Helen Mirren, Emmys  
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2011-11-09 11:08:10 AM
Wow, that is some impressive work.
 
2011-11-09 11:24:26 AM
That thing is going to dissolve in three weeks from all the splooge it'll receive.
 
2011-11-09 11:27:18 AM
Madame Tussaud's clearly does not f**k around. That is astonishing. Helen Mirren and Judi Dench are equally fantastic.
 
2011-11-09 12:10:33 PM
Have that Judi Dench version washed and brought to my room.
 
2011-11-09 01:49:58 PM
Yeah, the wax statue is just as unattractive as it's human counterpart.
 
2011-11-09 01:50:24 PM
I'll have to see the tits before making my final decision.
 
2011-11-09 01:51:25 PM
MaxxLarge: Madame Tussaud's clearly does not f**k around. That is astonishing. Helen Mirren and Judi Dench are equally fantastic.

I hear that it's so true to life that they actually have the Kestrel settings stuffed down her knickers.
 
2011-11-09 01:52:30 PM
Sculpt me like one of your French candles, Jack.
 
2011-11-09 01:53:15 PM
Now I have a reason to go to Madame Tussaud's.
 
2011-11-09 01:54:03 PM
agreed

/would still hit it until it melted
 
2011-11-09 01:59:52 PM
I want all three.
 
2011-11-09 02:00:50 PM
Do they do mail order?
 
2011-11-09 02:02:22 PM
I refuse to see it unless it looks like this:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-09 02:05:19 PM
It's a very good likeness, but I hate the article's exaggeration. Anyone who honestly can't tell the difference between flesh and wax is a hermit.
 
2011-11-09 02:06:21 PM
I'm bracing myself for all the Mirren/Dench granny fetishists to start coming out of the woodwork any minute now.
 
2011-11-09 02:07:26 PM
dr.zaeus: I'm bracing myself for all the Mirren/Dench granny fetishists to start coming out of the woodwork any minute now.

Too late

Type40: I want all three.

Grapple: Have that Judi Dench version washed and brought to my room.
 
2011-11-09 02:09:50 PM
Can you get a Real Doll made to look like your favorite celebrity?
 
2011-11-09 02:11:33 PM
The hair isn't quite right, her face and neck are too smooth.

Besides that, yeah that's pretty amazing.

KatjaMouse: Now I have a reason to go to Madame Tussaud's.

I've been to the one in London, it was pretty eerie. Definitely worth going once just to see it.
 
2011-11-09 02:12:41 PM
I keep reading that as *sex* statue
 
2011-11-09 02:14:42 PM
make me some tea: The hair isn't quite right

The hair on the sculpture is more familiar to her look than the style she's sporting in that particular photo on the right. I wouldn't be surprised if the wig maker works from multiple images to compose the hair pieces much like how the sculptor actually draws and models with the person and takes hundreds of reference photos too.
 
2011-11-09 02:14:53 PM
I'd melt it.
 
2011-11-09 02:14:55 PM
I'd wax that ass.
 
2011-11-09 02:16:28 PM
TrainingWheelsNeeded: I keep reading that as *sex* statue

Pfft...look at it, may as well be. You can unload on it repeatedly and she'll look just as happy.
 
2011-11-09 02:20:06 PM
She should strike a deal with the makers of real dolls to use her likeness. They'd make a fortune!
 
2011-11-09 02:21:10 PM
FarkedOver: She should strike a deal with the makers of real dolls to use her likeness. They'd make a fortune!

Maybe Kwame wouldn't feel the shame anymore...

/I'd buy it
 
2011-11-09 02:22:35 PM
The skin on the wax statue looks more yellow than Kate's (and those people near it in the second pic), but that could just be because of the studio lighting pointed directly at it. You can really tell that it's wax when you look at her right wrist.

That said, visiting one of Madame Tussaud's wax museums is on my bucket list.

/preferably near Halloween
 
2011-11-09 02:24:24 PM
dr.zaeus: I'm bracing myself for all the Mirren/Dench granny fetishists to start coming out of the woodwork any minute now.

Mirren is not a granny, so she doesn't count.

And yes you would, if it had holes.
 
2011-11-09 02:26:51 PM
ThisNameSux: Can you get a Real Doll made to look like your favorite celebrity?

I dunno, but looks like they better step up, the competition is getting stiffer.
 
2011-11-09 02:27:15 PM
daveb0rg: I'd wax that ass.

We have a WINNAR!!!

/+1 Internets.
 
2011-11-09 02:28:02 PM
I'd dip my wick in it.
 
2011-11-09 02:28:45 PM
Let me go find my Swiss Army knife. Time to make some access ports.

/there goes the weekend!
 
2011-11-09 02:29:23 PM
Kurmudgeon: ThisNameSux: Can you get a Real Doll made to look like your favorite celebrity?

I dunno, but looks like they better step up, the competition is getting stiffer.


haven't you heard of fleshlight?

soon to be featuring Lindsay Lohan...
 
2011-11-09 02:31:25 PM
HarpuaMM: Yeah, the wax statue is just as unattractive as it's human counterpart.

Congrats, you've won the "that guy" award for this thread. Well done.
 
2011-11-09 02:34:56 PM
KatjaMouse: make me some tea: The hair isn't quite right

The hair on the sculpture is more familiar to her look than the style she's sporting in that particular photo on the right. I wouldn't be surprised if the wig maker works from multiple images to compose the hair pieces much like how the sculptor actually draws and models with the person and takes hundreds of reference photos too.


Hmm, could be. Maybe just not a good pic to compare her against.
 
2011-11-09 02:35:52 PM
I'd hit the statue, but the waxy residue would probably damage Mr. Beefstick and the twins. Not a good thing.
 
2011-11-09 02:41:53 PM
I wonder if they've ever had a problem with people jacking off on the wax statues.
 
2011-11-09 02:43:55 PM
 
2011-11-09 02:50:22 PM
Wax on, jack off.
 
2011-11-09 02:58:49 PM
If only they could make it run away and fight back...
 
2011-11-09 03:01:34 PM
Impasse: Sculpt me like one of your French candles, Jack.

bahahaha thank you for that
 
2011-11-09 03:02:49 PM
I'm sorry, but what the hell is the point of wax statues? Are we so fixated on idolatry that we aren't satisfied with salivating over them in trashy gossip magazines; debating about them on horrid gossip television shows; and allowing them to take up more news space than any current crisis that we need to also immortalize them in wax?

WTF
 
2011-11-09 03:05:59 PM
dothemath: If only they could make it run away and fight back...

dammit people in the office are looking at me now thanks!
 
2011-11-09 03:08:46 PM
Just_a_Bear: would still hit it until it melted

came to say this
 
2011-11-09 03:09:50 PM
I'm going to steal it and jam a fleshlight in there and I'm going to fark it until I die.
 
2011-11-09 03:12:34 PM
Funbags: I'd dip my wick in it.

I would wip my dick in it.
 
2011-11-09 03:15:37 PM
daveb0rg: I'd wax that ass.

Once you go wax you never go back.
 
2011-11-09 03:17:14 PM
I'd need to closely inspect the real and the mccoy inch by inch

I'd make sure her heart would go on til she got off

I'd never let go til I was finished

giver her up, let her down, etc...
 
2011-11-09 03:18:07 PM
That statue makes me feel like Peter Lorre in Mad Love and it's making me a bit uncomfortable.
 
2011-11-09 03:30:56 PM
CaptainMorgan13: I'm sorry, but what the hell is the point of wax statues? Are we so fixated on idolatry that we aren't satisfied with salivating over them in trashy gossip magazines; debating about them on horrid gossip television shows; and allowing them to take up more news space than any current crisis that we need to also immortalize them in wax?

WTF


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2011-11-09 03:33:12 PM
HarpuaMM: Yeah, the wax statue is just as unattractive as it's human counterpart.

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/twofer!
 
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