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		David Arquette concludes that his marriage is just like his WCW Heavyweight Championship: brief, disturbing, and a running joke (showbizspy.com)		20
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Orgasmatron138

2011-11-09 11:27:17 AM

Ric Flair said in his book that David was embarassed about winning the title, and ended up donating the money he made for those appearances to charity. He also (on Ric's advice) came down to the bar and bought everyone drinks.

So at least he handled it well.

I read fark for the pics

2011-11-09 11:29:21 AM

Upgrade.

radioman_

2011-11-09 11:29:52 AM

Older women.

Two Hearted

2011-11-09 11:37:45 AM

His new woman once dated Joe Francis, ffs. She may be hot, but she's definitely not smart.

BarbadoSlim

2011-11-09 11:41:08 AM

Two Hearted: His new woman once dated Joe Francis, ffs. She may be hot, but she's definitely not smart.

And quite possibly diseased.

amindtat

2011-11-09 11:48:19 AM

As long as none of this interferes with Cougar Town (Arquette is/was and executive producer for the show), I don't care.

cryinoutloud

2011-11-09 11:57:23 AM

If he wants to quit talking about his personal life, he should quit going on Howard Stern and talking about it.

H31N0US

2011-11-09 12:13:18 PM

I didn't know he had herpes. I mean hair piece.

Odd Bird

2011-11-09 12:15:54 PM

I'll court Cox!

_{/uh, umm....shat}

Menjo_Bleeko

2011-11-09 12:25:18 PM

ARMBAR!

DanZero

2011-11-09 01:06:33 PM

Entertainment tab!

img.photobucket.com

hundreddollarman

2011-11-09 01:50:04 PM

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

Dumb-Ass-Monkey

2011-11-09 01:51:01 PM

Orgasmatron138: Ric Flair said in his book that David was embarassed about winning the title, and ended up donating the money he made for those appearances to charity. He also (on Ric's advice) came down to the bar and bought everyone drinks.

So at least he handled it well.

He split the money 3 ways - to the families of Brian Pillman and Owen Hart, and to Darren Drozdov who had been paralyzed in the ring not long before that.

He may not have wanted to be Champ, but he definitely went above and beyond when it came to doing the right thing.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-11-09 01:51:19 PM

Well yeah, Subby, but did it also end with Jeff Jarrett on top of him?

Tanukis_Parachute

2011-11-09 02:32:32 PM

Why is this sullying the entertainment tab! This should be on the sports tab where it belongs!

/i'll diappoint courtney cox 3-6 minutes at a time to console her if needed

rawbert7

2011-11-09 03:33:15 PM

What does this new chick look like?

hundreddollarman

2011-11-09 04:15:56 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: Why is this sullying the entertainment tab! This should be on the sports tab where it belongs!

This.

/WWWYKI
//ARMBAR!

ParagonComplex

2011-11-09 04:55:26 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Orgasmatron138: Ric Flair said in his book that David was embarassed about winning the title, and ended up donating the money he made for those appearances to charity. He also (on Ric's advice) came down to the bar and bought everyone drinks.

So at least he handled it well.

He split the money 3 ways - to the families of Brian Pillman and Owen Hart, and to Darren Drozdov who had been paralyzed in the ring not long before that.

He may not have wanted to be Champ, but he definitely went above and beyond when it came to doing the right thing.

Too bad Eric biatch-off and Vince Russo didn't feel equally embarrassed.. That entire ordeal was a disgrace to the business.

Nice headline, subby

Phoenix From the Ashes

2011-11-10 01:55:05 AM

Hmm who held the WCW World Championship the most?
1. Hulk Hogan (6 times, 1177 days)
2. Ric Flair (8 times, 501 days)
3. Vader (3 times, 377 days)
4. Booker T (5 times, 252 days, including post sale)
5. Sting (6 times, 250 days)
followed by Luger, Goldberg, Simmons, Steiner, Giant, Nash, Rock (post sale), Sid, Jarrett, Hart, Savage, DDP, Jericho (post sale), Arquette, Russo, Angle (post sale), Voldemort.

Jeez that belt changed hands a lot.

indymike

2011-11-10 04:59:25 AM