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(Celebitchy) Strange Tom Cruise sang and danced 10 hours per day to prepare for "Rock of Ages." That's a LOT of Bob Seger   (celebitchy.com) divider line 33
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2011-11-09 11:44:15 AM
Did he do it on Oprah's couch?
 
2011-11-09 11:56:04 AM
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy.
Just be glad it's him not you.
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise Crazy too.

You'd flash your big white shiny smile.
You'd buy expensive shoes.
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise.
 
2011-11-09 11:56:28 AM
Show us your alien dick or stfu, Princess.

/xenu sniffer
 
2011-11-09 12:09:39 PM
Def Leppard
 
2011-11-09 12:14:23 PM
Going way back, to when Risky Business was in the theaters, I always tried to convince people around me he had this weird "I'm ALWAYS acting and posing the perfect pose" vibe about him. He behaves like he even rehearses eating a sandwich, so everyone gets to gaze upon his best angle and be enthralled with most convincing chewing.

Never saw what people saw in him to pay money for, and I feel vindicated.

/Always disliked Madonna, too. You know how annoying it is to see losers in high school drape themselves in crappy "Like A Virgin" era shiat?
//Guess the kids have Gaga wannabees right now.
 
2011-11-09 12:18:15 PM
Will they be serving beer during the film like they do on Broadway?
 
2011-11-09 12:31:08 PM
quoinguy: Going way back, to when Risky Business was in the theaters, I always tried to convince people around me he had this weird "I'm ALWAYS acting and posing the perfect pose" vibe about him. He behaves like he even rehearses eating a sandwich, so everyone gets to gaze upon his best angle and be enthralled with most convincing chewing.

Never saw what people saw in him to pay money for, and I feel vindicated.

/Always disliked Madonna, too. You know how annoying it is to see losers in high school drape themselves in crappy "Like A Virgin" era shiat?
//Guess the kids have Gaga wannabees right now.


You were born old.
 
2011-11-09 12:33:36 PM
He was the hardest working person on that set. Totally unstoppable.

You cannot say a single bad word about the work ethic.
 
2011-11-09 12:42:50 PM
Life_is_a_carnivore: Def Leppard

Thank you. Let's be old together, mmkay?
 
2011-11-09 12:46:07 PM
T.M.S.: He was the hardest working person on that set. Totally unstoppable.

He can't stop, or the gay thoughts will catch up with him.
 
2011-11-09 12:48:10 PM
Why would you need to sing and dance in order to guide a boulder into your opponents castle door?
 
2011-11-09 12:48:12 PM
He loves the cock soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
 
2011-11-09 12:57:40 PM
This actually looks like a musical I'd be interested in checking out, if only because I have a soft spot for 1980s rock.
 
2011-11-09 12:57:51 PM
Did his gay Scientology lover take those pics? Quite gay, NTTAWWT
 
2011-11-09 01:00:21 PM
I'm over it now: Life_is_a_carnivore: Def Leppard

Thank you. Let's be old together, mmkay?


27. Still rollin'. Rock n' rollin.
 
2011-11-09 01:04:03 PM
I'm over it now: Life_is_a_carnivore: Def Leppard

Thank you. Let's be old together, mmkay?


Is the headline in reference to "Rock of Ages", or to "Old Time Rock and Roll", from Risky Business?

I'm so confused!!
 
2011-11-09 01:07:56 PM
Dude is going to have cardiac failure with the amount of strenuous activity he puts himself through.

Though, he may not actually be human . . .
 
2011-11-09 01:29:53 PM
Don't you mean Streisand?
 
2011-11-09 01:31:23 PM
28 years since the song was released.
Rock out with your Hypercolor t-shirt.

I'm over it now: Life_is_a_carnivore: Def Leppard

Thank you. Let's be old together, mmkay?
 
2011-11-09 01:37:47 PM
Okay.
 
2011-11-09 01:51:34 PM
AcneVulgaris: quoinguy: Going way back, to when Risky Business was in the theaters, I always tried to convince people around me he had this weird "I'm ALWAYS acting and posing the perfect pose" vibe about him. He behaves like he even rehearses eating a sandwich, so everyone gets to gaze upon his best angle and be enthralled with most convincing chewing.

Never saw what people saw in him to pay money for, and I feel vindicated.

/Always disliked Madonna, too. You know how annoying it is to see losers in high school drape themselves in crappy "Like A Virgin" era shiat?
//Guess the kids have Gaga wannabees right now.

You were born old.



Yes, I was. Even with that, though, I bought Thriller because everyone else did.

At least now I ignore what I don't like, instead of pretend to fit in.
 
2011-11-09 02:01:22 PM
acefox1: Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy.
Just be glad it's him not you.
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise Crazy too.

You'd flash your big white shiny smile.
You'd buy expensive shoes.
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise.


Good to see JoCo represented here.
 
2011-11-09 02:02:25 PM
quoinguy: Yes, I was. Even with that, though, I bought Thriller because everyone else did.

At least now I ignore what I don't like, instead of pretend to fit in.



Woah woah. You are not dissing Thriller, are you? That's just a sign of brain damage.
 
2011-11-09 02:53:18 PM
T.M.S.: He was the hardest working personclear, engram-free operating thetan VIII on that set. Totally unstoppable.

You cannot say a single bad word about the work ethic.


FTFE

♪ ♫I'm hot! Sticky sweet! from my head, to my Thetans!♪ ♫
 
2011-11-09 03:01:54 PM
I like a clever headline that doesn't go for the obvious. Good on subby. Gay Scientology loving subby.
 
2011-11-09 03:44:55 PM
I wonder if Miss Cruise was ever up for the lead role in J. Edgar?

/What a sad life he must lead.
 
2011-11-09 05:26:34 PM
Why would he need to prepare? Can't he just use his Scientology superpowers?
 
2011-11-09 07:07:35 PM
MrEricSir: Why would he need to prepare? Can't he just use his Scientology superpowers?

Tom can only use his Sci-lon Superpowers when the Clearwater Super Power Building is finally completed.

That 6th floor indoor running track is the secret ingredient for the Super Power Rundown don'tcha know.
 
2011-11-09 07:39:30 PM
Unti gleetin gouten glavin?
 
2011-11-09 10:06:49 PM
 
2011-11-10 12:35:45 PM
T.M.S.: He was the hardest working person on that set. Totally unstoppable.

You cannot say a single bad word about the work ethic.


Goldbricker.
 
2011-11-10 04:08:34 PM
Ah yes. Homosexuality - the new "McCarthism".

Honestly, who gives a sheet about his theological beliefs or sexual orientation. I thought he did a good job in The Last Samurai and such - but otherwise - meh. Otherwise, the guy seems happy, his wife seems happy and ultimately he's just an actor - so unclench a bit kids.
 
2011-11-12 05:22:54 PM
Wrong, wrong, wrong.There is only one person who could be the big screen Stacee Jaxx, Brent Michaels.

As for turning this into a movie? It didn't work with Rent, so it probably won't work here.
 
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