Bizarre dancing trifecta in play?

Is he stealing $9.99 t-shirts? Why even bother?

I kept hearing Sandstorm in my head.

Been caught stealing, once. When I was five.

What happens after 25 seconds?

Uh, i worked loss prevention for years while going to school at night and i have seen it all.

My favorite was a big woman in a mumu placing a dvd player on the floor so the box was verticle. She then walked over it with the long mumu hanging down, squatted and picked it up with her knees. She then tried to waddle out of the store like that. I also watched a guy stuff several hand saws down the back of his girlfriends pants. It takes all kind i guess.

I've heard enough. Put an arrow in him.

jaybeezey: Uh, i worked loss prevention for years while going to school at night and i have seen it all.

My favorite was a big woman in a mumu placing a dvd player on the floor so the box was verticle. She then walked over it with the long mumu hanging down, squatted and picked it up with her knees. She then tried to waddle out of the store like that. I also watched a guy stuff several hand saws down the back of his girlfriends pants. It takes all kind i guess.

When I worked retail at a big box electronics store a few of us were standing down from the video game aisle and watched some dude stuff game after game down his track pants. I'm talking well over 20 of them. And keep in mind every one of these was encased in a plastic security case with the security stickers inside, all DVD-sized PS2 games. When the guy started to walk he clattered. At length he finally noticed the small group of us all staring at him smirking from beyond the end of the aisle and he proceeded to remove each one and put it on the floor and then left.

Then we argued about who was going to pick them up.

What's "clobber"?

Harv72b: Did he look like this?

His name isn't farking Warren.

jaybeezey: Uh, i worked loss prevention for years while going to school at night and i have seen it all.

My favorite was a big woman in a mumu placing a dvd player on the floor so the box was verticle. She then walked over it with the long mumu hanging down, squatted and picked it up with her knees. She then tried to waddle out of the store like that. I also watched a guy stuff several hand saws down the back of his girlfriends pants. It takes all kind i guess.

now here's the makings of an nbc reality show.

m3h: ameeriklane: Why even bother?

Because, if he gets away with it, he has new shirts. If he doesn't get away with it, he has a roof, food and clothes.

don't forget cable and gym equipment.

'Now people can sit at their homes, sit on their phones and watch these videos.'


I can't see where that would be of any help. . .

penetrating_virga: m3h: ameeriklane: Why even bother?

Because, if he gets away with it, he has new shirts. If he doesn't get away with it, he has a roof, food and clothes.

don't forget cable and gym equipment.


And opportunities for new sexual partners.

Foegin Joisy, hah? Fugeddiboudit. In other news, the show "Jersey Shore" has a very involved audition process.

See Safeway now that's actual shoplifting.

/Too soon?

Who identified him? Don't snitches still get stitches?

Troublesome Strumpet: 'Now people can sit at their homes, sit on their phones and watch these videos.'


I can't see where that would be of any help. . .

Glad I'm not the only one who stopped chewing at that sentence.

offmymeds: What's "clobber"?

It's when you hit someone, for example:

Drew was walking down the street, beer in hand, when Rugbyjock decided to clobber him over the head and kidnap him.

offmymeds: What's "clobber"?

You know, like a mac or wellies.

We get the shoplifting story when there's an eel + urethra (pops) shenanigan going on at the bottom of that page?

1. you were caught stealing $9.99 t's
2. from K-Mart
3. stopped by a petite pig tail having lady

you sir are FAIL.

Rufus Lee King: offmymeds: What's "clobber"?

You know, like a mac or wellies.

Huh?

The real loser here is the consumer (who picks up one of those T-shirts or video games after they've been down some a**hole's pants)

Great story. It made my infinitives split.

Wulf: We get the shoplifting story when there's an eel + urethra (pops) shenanigan going on at the bottom of that page?

Or the "Face of Jesus on stained underwear" story.

I was intrigued by the man drives two bumper cars down a road (new window) story.

FTA: "Officer Xiao said: 'Traffic regulations say that bumper cars are not engine vehicles, so they can't drive onto street.'"
So if they're not engine vehicles, how were they powered?