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(Mirror.co.uk) Fail Westlife fan chooses boyband over her husband   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 28
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Incog_Neeto
2011-11-09 11:18:34 AM
British people are as crazy as Americans are fat
 
pennyrave
2011-11-09 11:27:52 AM
You dodged a bullet, mate.

Be thankful.
 
Glitchwerks
2011-11-09 11:28:15 AM
Incog_Neeto: British people are as crazy as Americans are fat

We're not fat, we're big boned.
 
unicron702
2011-11-09 11:35:03 AM
Glitchwerks: Incog_Neeto: British people are as crazy as Americans are fat

We're not fat, we're big boned.

Their is a "you have bones in your ass?" joke in there somewhere that works on multiple levels.
 
MDGeist
2011-11-09 11:39:28 AM
"Incog_Neeto
British people are as crazy as Americans are fat"

Damn, considering the British are now actually fatter then Americans that makes them the dumbest and fattest in the world. Way to go Brits.
 
mentallo69
2011-11-09 11:50:55 AM
Fat, I prefer festively plump.
 
dothemath
2011-11-09 11:58:22 AM
Where do they find dead British people?

Under lorries?

Behind the dustbin?

Start looking.
 
Slaxl [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 12:00:23 PM
MDGeist: "Incog_Neeto
British people are as crazy as Americans are fat"

Damn, considering the British are now actually fatter then Americans that makes them the dumbest and fattest in the world. Way to go Brits.

Are we? I'm pretty sure you're still fatter. Doesn't really matter though, you're still fat, whether the average British person is half an ounce heavier doesn't mean anything other than we should both be as ashamed of our obese fellow countrymen like I am ashamed of this woman for being a Westlife fan.

If you're going to be a Westlife fan at least have the decency to hide it and not tell anyone.

Still, at least British teeth are better than American teeth. That's right, I went there.
 
Meethos
2011-11-09 12:23:42 PM
Slaxl:

Still, at least British teeth are better than American teeth. That's right, I went there.

That's ridiculous enough to be inoffensive.
 
Slaxl [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 12:34:19 PM
Meethos: Slaxl:

Still, at least British teeth are better than American teeth. That's right, I went there.

That's ridiculous enough to be inoffensive.

:(
 
EliminateNinniesAndTwits
2011-11-09 01:05:16 PM
pennyrave: You dodged a bullet, mate.

Be thankful.

this x 10
 
Gravitholus
2011-11-09 01:21:07 PM
"Choose Westlife or me."

i199.photobucket.com

Well, she already bought the ticket.
 
Purple_Jack
2011-11-09 01:34:45 PM
MDGeist: "Incog_Neeto
British people are as crazy as Americans are fat"

Damn, considering the British are now actually fatter then Americans that makes them the dumbest and fattest in the world. Way to go Brits.

Not so. Your average Brit is just obese whereas your average Septic is morbidly obese.
 
mekkab
2011-11-09 01:41:06 PM
Purple_Jack: your average Septic

nice1, m8.


/Just saw that for the first time two days ago!
 
Ed Grubermann
2011-11-09 01:45:05 PM
Good thing that would never happen here in the US.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
mekkab
2011-11-09 01:45:52 PM
seen scoffing: the biggest Take That fan..

i73.photobucket.com


/Thatter 4 life, yo!
 
LewDux
2011-11-09 01:46:36 PM
E17 > TT
 
mekkab
2011-11-09 01:51:17 PM
LewDux: E17 > TT

BOLLOCKS.


/what's the chav-equivalent way of saying "blood wars" ...?
 
LewDux
2011-11-09 01:51:38 PM
BOC >>>>> e17, tt (new window)
 
Marisyana [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 01:55:50 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Social Worker: Vicky, where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social Worker: Vicky, how could you do such a thing?
Vicky Pollard: I know. They're rubbish.

/obligatory
 
LewDux
2011-11-09 01:56:16 PM
mekkab: LewDux: E17 > TT

BOLLOCKS.


/what's the chav-equivalent way of saying "blood wars" ...?

Also
AS > SG, RS > B, etc
 
mekkab
2011-11-09 02:05:59 PM
LewDux: BOC >>>>> e17, tt (new window)

Underdog (in the place, right!) (new window) >>>>>> Donk.

/seriously, this is the only reference to them I can find on the intertron. Clikc it and hit play. And know that I have the tattoo... I guess?
 
Knara
2011-11-09 02:07:06 PM
unicron702: Glitchwerks: Incog_Neeto: British people are as crazy as Americans are fat

We're not fat, we're big boned.

Their is a "you have bones in your ass?" joke in there somewhere that works on multiple levels.

Well, there's a "South Park" joke in there that is followed by "We're not fat, we're festively plump!"
 
Knara
2011-11-09 02:08:51 PM
Purple_Jack: Septic

Cockney rhyming slang is so linguistically fascinating.
 
Gonad the Ballbarian
2011-11-09 04:37:15 PM
i2.photobucket.com

Oh, HEY guys!
 
Trapper439 [TotalFark]
2011-11-09 05:19:08 PM
Came for Vicky Pollard. Leaving satisfied.

/also, nice Flight of the Conchords reference, Gonad
 
steamingpile
2011-11-10 12:26:32 AM
Incog_Neeto: British people are as crazy as Americans are fat

Ive been there, they have fat people just like they do over here and just as shiatty pop music, if not worse, if that was even possible.

The lady sounds as pathetic as an old man lusting after younger women, really sad.
 
forteblast
2011-11-10 03:00:55 AM
Who?
 
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