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(The Hill) Amusing House Republican lawmakers want out of Norquist tax pledge: "I never considered it to be like my marriage vows"   (thehill.com) divider line 155
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2011-11-09 10:11:25 AM
Grover doesn't play the friends with benefits game buddy! If you want it, put a ring on it!
 
2011-11-09 10:12:37 AM
Maybe this will teach future candidates for all offices that the only pledge they need to concern themselves with is their oath of office.
 
2011-11-09 10:15:08 AM
So just don't do it. It's not that hard. Nancy Reagan taught us how.
 
2011-11-09 10:15:12 AM
So they're saying they won't abandon them when the going gets tough?
 
2011-11-09 10:16:01 AM
Cue the mailers and ads saying "Congressman X took an oath to not raise your taxes. Now he broke that promise and lied to you. Can you trust Congressman X?"
 
2011-11-09 10:16:52 AM
Can we drown Norquist in the bathtub now?
 
2011-11-09 10:17:50 AM
House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) raised eyebrows last week when he referred to Norquist as "some random person" even as he defended the House GOP's steadfast opposition to tax increases.


farm4.static.flickr.com

What a meeting with some random person might look like.
 
2011-11-09 10:17:57 AM
i can't be the only person who thinks it's pretty disturbing that these folks are taking "pledges" beyond their congressional oaths....?
 
2011-11-09 10:18:03 AM
Exception Collection: So they're saying they won't abandon them when the going gets tough?

Now that I've RTFA, I see what they mean - and yeah, that seems fair to me actually. If they signed it years ago (when conditions were different), that should be a 2 to 4 year pledge. Saying "I won't raise taxes" and being expected to hold to that after they drop over the next ten years (or however long) seems disingenuous at best - at *best* they should be held to not raise taxes past the rate they were at when the pledge was signed.
 
2011-11-09 10:21:55 AM
The thing about Norquist and his plan is that it's quite possibly the most completely nihilistic policy out there in contemporary politics that actually has real legislators signed on. It just calls for taxes to be cut, and proposes nothing to replace the revenue. And on top of that it wants the cuts to be as drastic as possible, and has no explanation for how spending is to be cut to compensate. Even Cain's batshiat crazy "9-9-9" thing attempts to make up for lost revenue from income taxes in other ways. Norquist's plan is all about simply destroying the government, and leaving nothing in its place.
 
2011-11-09 10:30:02 AM
doublesecretprobation: i can't be the only person who thinks it's pretty disturbing that these folks are taking "pledges" beyond their congressional oaths....?

I guess you could argue that they believe the two oaths to be consistent. However, with the US having historically low revenue, historically high debt, you would to be farking retarded to take tax increases of the table.

It would be like driving a school bus of kids on the highway and pledging to protect them and also pledging never to apply the brakes because you think it shouldn't be necessary if you steer properly and decelerate ahead of time and downshift when necessary.
 
2011-11-09 10:39:41 AM
sorry, but you signed a deal with the devil. you don't get to back out on that sort of thing - you fulfill the terms of your bargain and suck it up when the consequences come calling.
 
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2011-11-09 10:44:23 AM
Norquist does have a coherent plan, it is just one that stinks.

People like Norquist know that voters are not going to voluntarily get rid of Social Security and other policies that benefit middle class people but not wealthy people. So the plan is to drive the government into a crisis through deficit spending and then claim that there is no choice. It is basically a way to accomplish something undemocratically that can't be accomplished through elections.

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-09 10:54:00 AM
Weaver95: sorry, but you signed a deal with the devil. you don't get to back out on that sort of thing - you fulfill the terms of your bargain and suck it up when the consequences come calling.

That's the ticket! Now that they regret being intractible, let's not let up, but really force the issue. I bet that, with a little effort, we could really humiliate them and take all their candy! For a chance like that, the American people and their "jobs" concern can wait.
 
2011-11-09 10:57:22 AM
Weaver95: sorry, but you signed a deal with the devil. you don't get to back out on that sort of thing - you fulfill the terms of your bargain and suck it up when the consequences come calling.

What? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. Granted, the day is young.

If you realize you've made a mistake, you correct it, you don't keep doing the wrong thing because you signed some muppet's pledge 10 years ago.
 
2011-11-09 11:06:06 AM
I heard Grover Norquist is married to a Muslim and has ties to Al-Qaeda and wants to impose Sharia Law in America.
 
2011-11-09 11:08:35 AM
"Does this Kool-Aid taste funny to you?"
 
2011-11-09 11:13:54 AM
Lionel Mandrake: Weaver95: sorry, but you signed a deal with the devil. you don't get to back out on that sort of thing - you fulfill the terms of your bargain and suck it up when the consequences come calling.

What? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. Granted, the day is young.

If you realize you've made a mistake, you correct it, you don't keep doing the wrong thing because you signed some muppet's pledge 10 years ago.


the GOP has said that admitting a mistake is to admit weakness. they're NEVER wrong. going back on their pledge would be admitting they're wrong and thus weak. so according to their own internal logic (such as it is) they can't back out. they signed a deal with the devil and have to see it through. they have no choice.
 
2011-11-09 11:19:49 AM
Republicans sure do love empty gestures...
 
2011-11-09 11:35:00 AM
Weaver95: the GOP has said that admitting a mistake is to admit weakness. they're NEVER wrong. going back on their pledge would be admitting they're wrong and thus weak. so according to their own internal logic (such as it is) they can't back out. they signed a deal with the devil and have to see it through. they have no choice.

They can. And according to the article, they are.
 
2011-11-09 11:37:33 AM
Lionel Mandrake: Weaver95: the GOP has said that admitting a mistake is to admit weakness. they're NEVER wrong. going back on their pledge would be admitting they're wrong and thus weak. so according to their own internal logic (such as it is) they can't back out. they signed a deal with the devil and have to see it through. they have no choice.

They can. And according to the article, they are.


no, they can't. they've spent DECADES telling their followers that to admit a mistake is weakness. well, they just admitted a mistake. And weakness is not tolerated by the GOP. weakness is to be purged.
 
2011-11-09 11:50:58 AM
Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me:

I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life!

That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
 
2011-11-09 11:58:23 AM
Rep. Mike Simpson (R-Idaho) signed the pledge in 1998, when he first ran for Congress, and said he didn't even know he was still on the list until earlier this year. "I thought it was for the next Congress," Simpson said. "If it sticks with you forever, why do they ask you to re-sign it every two years?"

Good question. It'll still be used against them at election time though. Saying "that was a long time ago" may not resonate with voters but I hope they do what's best for the country rather than their careers.
 
2011-11-09 12:13:33 PM
I don't remember anyone electing this asshole Norquist for any office. Signing any kind of "pledge" for some unelected, ultra-partisan douchebag is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of anyway. Which is why it's not surprising that so many Republicans signed it.
 
2011-11-09 12:39:46 PM
Weaver95: no, they can't. they've spent DECADES telling their followers that to admit a mistake is weakness. well, they just admitted a mistake. And weakness is not tolerated by the GOP. weakness is to be purged.

Their politicians, dude. They'll find a way (an excuse) to get out. "I was mislead...he lied to me" whatever. If they want to renege, they will.
 
2011-11-09 12:43:38 PM
Weaver95: Lionel Mandrake: Weaver95: the GOP has said that admitting a mistake is to admit weakness. they're NEVER wrong. going back on their pledge would be admitting they're wrong and thus weak. so according to their own internal logic (such as it is) they can't back out. they signed a deal with the devil and have to see it through. they have no choice.

They can. And according to the article, they are.

no, they can't. they've spent DECADES telling their followers that to admit a mistake is weakness. well, they just admitted a mistake. And weakness is not tolerated by the GOP. weakness is to be purged.


Reminds me of an old Twilight Zone episode. Norquist is Obsolete! Obsolete!
 
2011-11-09 12:52:43 PM
Lionel Mandrake: Weaver95: no, they can't. they've spent DECADES telling their followers that to admit a mistake is weakness. well, they just admitted a mistake. And weakness is not tolerated by the GOP. weakness is to be purged.

Their politicians, dude. They'll find a way (an excuse) to get out. "I was mislead...he lied to me" whatever. If they want to renege, they will.


And when they do, their followers will eat them alive. Because that's what they've trained their people to do to weakness - purge it, smash it, destroy it.
 
2011-11-09 12:53:45 PM
Lionel Mandrake: Weaver95: the GOP has said that admitting a mistake is to admit weakness. they're NEVER wrong. going back on their pledge would be admitting they're wrong and thus weak. so according to their own internal logic (such as it is) they can't back out. they signed a deal with the devil and have to see it through. they have no choice.

They can. And according to the article, they are.


"they" will be primaried.
 
2011-11-09 01:01:25 PM
Weaver95: And when they do, their followers will eat them alive. Because that's what they've trained their people to do to weakness - purge it, smash it, destroy it.

PC LOAD LETTER: "they" will be primaried.

I'm OK with this ;)

They may do nothing until they've been reelected, then hope people forget/calm down by the next election.
 
2011-11-09 01:07:05 PM
Weaver95: Lionel Mandrake: Weaver95: no, they can't. they've spent DECADES telling their followers that to admit a mistake is weakness. well, they just admitted a mistake. And weakness is not tolerated by the GOP. weakness is to be purged.

Their politicians, dude. They'll find a way (an excuse) to get out. "I was mislead...he lied to me" whatever. If they want to renege, they will.

And when they do, their followers will eat them alive. Because that's what they've trained their people to do to weakness - purge it, smash it, destroy it.


The GOP is turning into Daleks?
 
2011-11-09 01:12:14 PM
Blindly signing a pledge without thinking about how things could change or how policy could actually affect the country is a bad thing? Pure ideology doesn't have all the answers the country needs? Grover Norquist should be beaten with a doorknob in a sock? Say it ain't so!
 
2011-11-09 01:13:48 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Weaver95: Lionel Mandrake: Weaver95: no, they can't. they've spent DECADES telling their followers that to admit a mistake is weakness. well, they just admitted a mistake. And weakness is not tolerated by the GOP. weakness is to be purged.

Their politicians, dude. They'll find a way (an excuse) to get out. "I was mislead...he lied to me" whatever. If they want to renege, they will.

And when they do, their followers will eat them alive. Because that's what they've trained their people to do to weakness - purge it, smash it, destroy it.

The GOP is turning into Daleks?


'turning into'....?
 
2011-11-09 01:20:19 PM
All you need to know about Grover Norquist(a rich SOB from Weston, MA):

"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."

.....yikes.
 
2011-11-09 01:22:03 PM
Interesting that this comes out the day after the 2011 backlash. Maybe those greedy farks are coming around....
 
2011-11-09 01:23:09 PM
I remember taking the Little League Pledge before every game to "play fair" and "win or lose, I will always do my best", but I frequently both cheated and loafed when the situations presented themselves as advantageous. Kudos to these gentlemen.
 
2011-11-09 01:24:15 PM
"The Republican Party has totally abdicated its job in our democracy, which is to act as the guardian of fiscal discipline and responsibility. They're on an anti-tax jihad -- one that benefits the prosperous classes."

-- Former Reagan budget director David Stockman, in an interview with Rolling Stone.

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-09 01:25:27 PM
Exception Collection: Exception Collection: So they're saying they won't abandon them when the going gets tough?

Now that I've RTFA, I see what they mean - and yeah, that seems fair to me actually. If they signed it years ago (when conditions were different), that should be a 2 to 4 year pledge. Saying "I won't raise taxes" and being expected to hold to that after they drop over the next ten years (or however long) seems disingenuous at best - at *best* they should be held to not raise taxes past the rate they were at when the pledge was signed.


that's way more thought than republican voters are known for
 
2011-11-09 01:25:28 PM
Officials should not be making ANY pledges they should be doing what is best for America and upholding the constitution PERIOD!
 
2011-11-09 01:25:49 PM
It'd be funny if Norquist just ended up going missing....
 
2011-11-09 01:26:39 PM
Could this be a vague sign of the remote possibility of sensibility from the right ???????


/one can only hope
 
2011-11-09 01:26:57 PM
pizen: Maybe this will teach future candidates for all offices that the only pledge they need to concern themselves with is their oath of office.

THIS. Your pledges are oath of office, upholding the constitution and improving America. Politicians should not be making pledges.
 
2011-11-09 01:27:07 PM
IOW, Incumbent House Republicans don't want that potential rivals to their seats to hang them with the rope Grover Norquist provided them with.
 
2011-11-09 01:28:16 PM
Lionel Mandrake: Weaver95: the GOP has said that admitting a mistake is to admit weakness. they're NEVER wrong. going back on their pledge would be admitting they're wrong and thus weak. so according to their own internal logic (such as it is) they can't back out. they signed a deal with the devil and have to see it through. they have no choice.

They can. And according to the article, they are.


Looks like there's gonna be a lot of horse heads in beds and what not.
 
2011-11-09 01:28:24 PM
Strik3r: Could this be a vague sign of the remote possibility of sensibility from the right ???????


/one can only hope


It's a presidential election year so they will pretend and then after that they will go back.
 
2011-11-09 01:29:34 PM
Let me know when this anti-Norquist 'rebellion' translates into votes.

Norquist is an ideologue - he wants a return to the Gilded Age.

Republicans want two things - to further enrich the wealthy and preserve the power of white men.

The two are essentially inseparable.
 
2011-11-09 01:31:22 PM
I am utterly shocked the GOP wouldn't understand what a pledge is.
 
2011-11-09 01:32:27 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: The GOP is turning into Daleks?

Don't be silly. The Dalek's understand the need for a progressive tax system and aren't hypocritical when it comes to their stance on small government and extermination.
 
2011-11-09 01:32:43 PM
They will all be successfully primaried
 
2011-11-09 01:33:38 PM
FiendishFellow05: All you need to know about Grover Norquist(a rich SOB from Weston, MA):

"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub...."


"...just like the way I dealt with that Thai ladyboy who was getting a little too pushy for my liking."

SRSLY, am I the only person that gets a pedo vibe from Grover Norquist? Which is weird, 'cos his schtick is sucking off his dead dad.
 
2011-11-09 01:33:43 PM
FTA: "I haven't even had junior state legislators pull that crap," Norquist added.

Then do something about it, you disgusting little greed-demon.

// difficulty: you only get one vote in each race
 
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