DWB suspected

Do whatever you want to cops but harm a dog and to hell with you.

gshepnyc: Do whatever you want to cops but harm a dog and to hell with you.

The headline was okay til I read that. Kind of like how people can die in movies and it's like "aw, shucks," but as soon as the dog dies, they took it too far.

That cop has had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son

Duh, the answer is obvious.

Leonard Tyrell Young

Wasn't that on one of those list of names most likely to end up in prison?

gshepnyc: Do whatever you want to cops but harm a dog and to hell with you.

A cop's a cop.

Duke Fresno sucks.

If you are gonna go for the gold may as well go all in.

StrangeQ: Leonard Tyrell Young

Wasn't that on one of those list of names most likely to end up in prison?

NO, Tyrell is one of those names that only black....oh....

I think B is the right answer. Appeals seldom are successful and you don't want to appear that you cried or complained to be on the team. People will think you didn't earn it or deserve it. C is just plain silly - it will only bring mockery and misery and probably a mention on Fark...oh, I get it, nevermind.

Coppin. That certainly explains things.

braedan: That cop has had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son

Came for Lionel Hutz line, leaving satisfied.

/Favorite Hutz quote ever
//Fav Hartman line ever as well?

"Tell 'em what a basketball jones is, Tyrone Tyrell."

"A basketball jones is when you love basketball so much you are like a junkie."

braedan: That cop has had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son

Replace "cop" with "judge."

The part that intrigued me most is: "The first officer who arrived watched Young, who is 6 feet tall and weighs 170 pounds, until other officers could assist him."

What cop can't handle a drunken 170 lb boy? Should not be on the force.

I was sympathetic until he killed the dog.

/not cool
//loves dogs
///but not loooove-love
//// slashies

I blame the Jews.

BarbadoSlim: I was sympathetic until he killed the dog.

/not cool
//loves dogs
///but not loooove-love
//// slashies

FTFA: No officers were injured, and Jack was unharmed.


Dog is okay.

Was it this guy? Were there sophomores in the car?

D) get caught having anal sex with a 10 year old in the lickerroom showers?

offmymeds: BarbadoSlim: I was sympathetic until he killed the dog.

/not cool
//loves dogs
///but not loooove-love
//// slashies

FTFA: No officers were injured, and Jack was unharmed.


Dog is okay.

Oh, then I guess I should have read the article.

I won't.

he killed a dog?


/so drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight...
//...from the one you left behind

Yep. Sports builds character.

FTA:

Fresno Pacific Athletic Director Dennis Janzen said that Young -- a transfer from Coppin State in Maryland who was on track to be eligible to play in January -- was doing well in school, as well as on the basketball court.

"We are extremely concerned about what happened and very saddened that it even occurred," Janzen said. "At this point, Lenny is no longer a member of the team."

At this point I don't think he'd still be a student let alone being on the team.

twfeline: I blame the Jews.

That's a safe bet, they're usually at least partially to blame.

Yeah, that doesn't look like alcohol. Wanna bet diet pills/methamphetamines for sports performance?


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Hmmm... Looks like FPU made the right decision.

*sips coffee*
*goes back to paper*

C, of course, but do I have to wait until I'm kicked off the team?

wanted to imagine teh naked basketball player until I got to the Tyrell part

tothekor: Yep. Sports builds character.

If you mean in the sense of, "Yeah, that dude is a real character. *eyeroll*" then yes.

braedan: StrangeQ: Leonard Tyrell Young

Wasn't that on one of those list of names most likely to end up in prison?

NO, Tyrell is one of those names that only black....oh....

Calm Down You Spaz: D) get caught having anal sex with a 10 year old in the lickerroom showers?

Anal sex? Get off that 10 year old! The lickerroom is for oral only.

Tyrell Young's departure comes as a big blow to Fresno Pacific Aristocrats' championship ambitions.

Golf clap if he accomplished that feat in high-heeled sneakers and panty hose.

The Basketball Coach done kicked him off the team.

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah.

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

ExcaliburPrime111 The part that intrigued me most is: "The first officer who arrived watched Young, who is 6 feet tall and weighs 170 pounds, until other officers could assist him." What cop can't handle a drunken 170 lb boy? Should not be on the force.

What cop can't handle a 170 boy? At least 2/3 of all female cops, and 3/4 of cops over 50.
Since TFA says "assist him" instead of "assist her", I'd guess the cop was an old fart.

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POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

Just read that book a few days ago. Nailed a few things, got a few other things wrong, though.

tothekor: Yep. Sports builds character.

The guy certainly sounds like a character.

jackmalice: The Basketball Coach done kicked him off the team.

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah.

Wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen.

Black college basketball player who assaults cops is black.

One question:

Was it crack, meth, or PCP.

I'm betting a combination of all the above.