A city cop once told me the story of when they had to shoot someones 'pitbull' dog. The owner was very public about how docile the animal was, being a family pet, etc. The kids used to play with it and pet it all the time. now they have to go to the freezer to see him.

Thanks subby. Now I'm going to have the world's wierdest version of what shall we do with the drunken sailor in my head all day.

Graphic photo?

It's not like the animal was split open with it's guts pouring out. Who's offended/sickened by a frozen carcass? Don't drive in rural IL during the winter if you are.

Put it with the dead-ant?

/dead-ant...dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-aaaaaaaaaaaant...

Maybe those aren't really mangoes.

Ew...

For some reason I read this headline to the tune of "Drunken Sailor". Serves me right for reading Fark before coffee.

First off- Florida, fark you assholes.
Secondly- When will we have stricter laws against exotic wild pets?

Aaaand I see I'm not alone. I love Fark.

This story really brings back memories. When I was a kid, I had a pet panther named Mango. We were out hunting and my dad shot the mother causing her to abort the cub, so I took it home to care for it. He was an adorable little guy, drinking milk from his bottle, wrestling with my stuffed animals, and sleeping in the pocket of my hooded sweatshirt. When he was hungry, he would mew and mew until you picked him up and fed him. As he grew, he got more aggressive. He'd hide under things - the sofa, the dining room table, anywhere - and jump out to attack your ankles and calves when you walked by. It was funny at first, but those claws grew quick and soon began to tear pant legs and draw blood. I tried to train him, but the final straw came when he mauled the little neighbor girl, killing her. I took Mango out to the forest and set him free. For years after that, every time I'd hear about a fatal attack in the area, I'd think of him and wonder how he was fairing. I miss you Mango!

OK...so this roommate of mine...like '86...I move away for work. come to vist for xmas, he's come on a roadkill bobcat, wants the pelt, had skinnt it and throws the pelt in the freezer for later processing. Months later gets wacked on drugs, can't pay his bills...no electricity. Gets evicted.

Someone had to open that freezer.

Donnchadha: What do you do with your dead pet panther?

Shave his belly with a rusty razor?
Put him in the bed with the Captain's daughter?

just make sure you do it earl aye in tha morning

Could've used some insulation

What else are you supposed to do with your dead pets/relatives other than freeze them???? They'll rot if you don't! Jeesh!!

You cannot have-a de panther!!

My brother's dead goldfish. It's been in the freezer for at least fifteen years.

He's 51.

IgG4: Who keeps mangoes in the freezer?

It might be a little sad, that with the florida tag, that was my first question too. You can freeze Mangos?

/Not Brittish extraneous e removed.
//Thanks Fark

Tonight's secret ingredient on Iron Chef:
Panther!
and
Mangoes!!

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My brother's dead goldfish. It's been in the freezer for at least fifteen years.

He's 51.

You two should move out of your mother's house.

Werewolf?

There....there wolf.

Wereman?

Man go in freezer........next to panther.

I don't know why, but the parrots stacked on top of the panther strike me as being weirder than the panther itself. Are we sure that this isn't some modern art installation?

early in the morning?

It was be just super-awesome if someone could rig up some speakers and a trigger system so that when you opened the freezer a suave voice asked, "Daiquiris gentlemen?"

It might help if the panther was wearing a fez.

Angel dreams of panther, but Mapache eats the mango.

No mention of frozen parrots?

Doh. Guess I should learn to refresh once before commenting.

Amateurs.

I cut it open and let my naked girlfriend crawl inside while I take pictures.

I'd turn it into top of the line cologne

60% of the time, it works every time.

/Is it Caturday yet?

Wasilla Hillbilly: No mention of frozen parrots?

They should have stuck to imitating voices.

TheDumbBlonde: IgG4: Who keeps mangoes in the freezer?

Who knew you could freeze them whole?


Anything can be frozen whole - the question is whether or not it remains edible.

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TheGogmagog: You two should move out of your mother's house.

His house. I live in an Airstream Skydeck.

Just a sec. I thought panthers were black...isn't that a cougar?

That cat looks fairly happy in there, if you ask me.

Wasilla Hillbilly: No mention of frozen parrots?

They're not frozen. They're pining for the fjords.

IgG4: Who keeps mangoes in the freezer?

TheGogmagog: It might be a little sad, that with the florida tag, that was my first question too. You can freeze Mangos?

See, nobody cares about the panthers.

angry_scientist: I'd turn it into top of the line cologne

Stings the nostrils! In a good way!

Poor thing :(

First thing I thought of:

Trance750: Zombie DJ: Amateurs.

I cut it open and let my naked girlfriend crawl inside while I take pictures.

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/approves

And you thought Zombie DJ's girlfriend smelled bad on the outside.