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		Microsoft, Yahoo and AOL partner up in some kind of Down Syndrome Voltron arrangement (money.cnn.com)		35
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35 Comments (+0 »)

bungle_jr

2011-11-09 11:19:30 AM

voltRon...i'm quite sure subby was going for voltron. unless there's some knock-off called volton i've never heard of.

zavier

2011-11-09 11:19:31 AM

In before "It's Voltron!"

zavier

2011-11-09 11:20:06 AM

DAMMIT!

waterrockets

2011-11-09 11:20:14 AM

zavier: In before "It's Voltron!"

Yeah, notsomuch

Marine1

2011-11-09 11:20:27 AM

Imagine being Steve Ballmer. Having a company with so much money that literally nothing you can do can sink it.

bungle_jr

2011-11-09 11:20:40 AM

zavier: DAMMIT!

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Fuggin Bizzy

2011-11-09 11:21:50 AM

Marine1: Imagine being Steve Ballmer. Having a company with so much money that literally nothing you can do can sink it.

I'd farkin

The Mad Highlander

2011-11-09 11:23:03 AM

inkblot

2011-11-09 11:23:16 AM

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bungle_jr

2011-11-09 11:24:03 AM

anyone else's ad to the right> have a fark shop EMPIRE lunchbox? i swear i had that one or a really similar one about 28 or 30 years ago. i know i had a he-man one when i was about 6 or 7. think i had to get a new lunchbox every semester because they'd rust or get bent out of shape.

ahh nostalgia

geez, getting old...36 in less than 3 weeks!

bungle_jr

2011-11-09 11:25:37 AM

The Mad Highlander: [500motivators.com image 599x479]

so, pretty much soad with more fat?

/for the record i'm NOT bashing d.s. folks...i'm bashing SOAD
//and i even like soad, so there!

Impasse

2011-11-09 11:26:32 AM

Potatoers! Potatoers! Potatoers! Potatoers! Potatoers! Potatoers!

Genju

2011-11-09 11:53:36 AM

Sock Ruh Tease

2011-11-09 11:57:54 AM

I know what Microsoft and Yahoo are, but what the hell is an AOL?

walkerhound

2011-11-09 12:03:50 PM

The Mad Highlander: [500motivators.com image 599x479]

Fark you for sending me to hell so early in the morning.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass

2011-11-09 12:03:55 PM

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moops

2011-11-09 12:16:53 PM

Which Voltron? Lion or vehicle?

There was a third Voltron variant too. Never saw it....

Trucker

2011-11-09 12:46:06 PM

In other news, AOL still exists.....who knew?

Bag of Hammers

2011-11-09 12:51:17 PM

Koolaider

2011-11-09 12:57:25 PM

Trucker: In other news, AOL still exists.....who knew?

They still have 3.5 million subscribers.

egg_salad

2011-11-09 01:05:54 PM

I think Fark is a funny and intelligent site, but I'm tired of people picking on individuals with special needs, particularly children. All you need to do is spend time, volunteer, or hang out with someone to find out how lucky you are, and how insensitive and cruel you've been. And you will be truly humbled if you become a special needs parent.

VenomousDuck

2011-11-09 01:06:38 PM

Koolaider: Trucker: In other news, AOL still exists.....who knew?

They still have 3.5 million subscribers.

And 3.4 mil. of them are elderly people who are convinced their magic Internet box will someday attack and eat them.

The Mad Highlander

2011-11-09 01:16:09 PM

egg_salad: I think Fark is a funny and intelligent site, but blah blah blah

As a special needs parent I must say, "Lighten up, Francis."

caleb4god

2011-11-09 01:20:03 PM

egg_salad: I think Fark is a funny and intelligent site, but I'm tired of people picking on individuals with special needs, particularly children. All you need to do is spend time, volunteer, or hang out with someone to find out how lucky you are, and how insensitive and cruel you've been. And you will be truly humbled if you become a special needs parent.

Troll much there, retard?

Impasse

2011-11-09 01:24:41 PM

egg_salad: I think Fark is a funny and intelligent site

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egg_salad

2011-11-09 01:37:49 PM

Impasse: egg_salad: I think Fark is a funny and intelligent site

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Not new, but forgot where I was.

Molavian

2011-11-09 01:42:14 PM

egg_salad: All you need to do is spend time, volunteer, or hang out with someone to find out how lucky you are, and how insensitive and cruel you've been.

Why do you think I post here?

Kentucky Fried Children

2011-11-09 01:43:20 PM

VenomousDuck: Koolaider: Trucker: In other news, AOL still exists.....who knew?

They still have 3.5 million subscribers.

And 3.4 mil. of them are elderly people who are convinced their magic Internet box will someday attack and eat them.

They just need an Old Glory insurance policy, and they'll be ok

BarbadoSlim

2011-11-09 01:48:45 PM

A WHAT..ton?

FAIL!

Nacc

2011-11-09 02:01:07 PM

We approve of the admin's approval of approving a headline approved of by approving approvers everywhere.

bungle_jr

2011-11-09 02:02:03 PM

the last dozen comments in this thread have been the comedy gold after lunch pickup i needed to get me thru the afternoon

ParagonComplex

2011-11-09 05:20:44 PM

This Voltron is super extra dangerous since it uses retard strength, but it balances out because it gets distracted by shiny things.

Jument

2011-11-09 08:07:21 PM

Koolaider: Trucker: In other news, AOL still exists.....who knew?

They still have 3.5 million subscribers.

And every single on of them is an idiot, i.e. the perfect target market for almost any advertising! Brilliant plan!

FarkingStan

2011-11-09 08:54:22 PM

Derpadedooda, Derpedieday my oh my, what a derpity day. Plenty of derpderp coming our way, derpadedoda, derpadiday.

/derp

Jixa

2011-11-09 09:19:25 PM