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(Some Guy) Silly Kristin Chenoweth has her own Cabbage Patch doll. I don't know how you tell the difference   (perezhilton.com) divider line 50
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2011-11-09 12:01:27 PM
They're about the same height, but I don't want to have sex with the Cabbage Patch doll.
 
2011-11-09 12:11:44 PM
Warning: This is a Perez Hilton site.

Click on link, or not depending on your feelings about the guy.
 
2011-11-09 12:13:20 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com

That is all...
 
2011-11-09 12:13:23 PM
Nostalgia baiting? It's not like 5 year olds are going to know who she is.
 
2011-11-09 12:14:15 PM
Is that second thumbnail supposed to be Ali Velshi? I've always thought he looked more like a Muppet.

img.perezhilton.com2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-09 12:14:24 PM
Flash_NYC: Warning: This is a Perez Hilton site.

Click on link, or not depending on your feelings about the guy.


QFT. I hate that guy.
 
2011-11-09 12:14:44 PM
The difference is that the doll does not have AMAZING breasts.
 
2011-11-09 12:21:34 PM
As long as the doll is anatomically correct, I'm ok with this
 
2011-11-09 12:24:12 PM
cassomatic.com
"Her?"
 
2011-11-09 12:31:43 PM
minnesotaboy: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 371x573]

That is all...


She is an atttractive woman certainly. But those pictures are about as far from reality as it is possible to get.

She looks absolutly nothing like that.
 
2011-11-09 12:36:53 PM
T.M.S.: minnesotaboy: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 371x573]

That is all...

She is an atttractive woman certainly. But those pictures are about as far from reality as it is possible to get.

She looks absolutly nothing like that.


it's hard to tell because usually my headboard is behind her when i'm looking at her. the rocks are destracting me

it does look like she got shot up with botox in the face for the photoshoot
 
2011-11-09 12:42:47 PM
img210.imageshack.us

approves
 
2011-11-09 12:47:27 PM
InOmnibusCaritas: Flash_NYC: Warning: This is a Perez Hilton site.

Click on link, or not depending on your feelings about the guy.

QFT. I hate that guy.


I clicked on Some Guy. Opera read it as Perez Hilton. I aborted.

/I despise him, too.
 
2011-11-09 12:50:46 PM
Still waiting for my Beenie Baby Charles Manson.
 
2011-11-09 12:53:08 PM
minnesotaboy: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 371x573]

That is all...


Pretty much so.

I can also add 'Christian and gay-friendly' to make the Jesusfolk heads asplode, and Aaron Sorkin is a cokehead bastard who didn't deserve her.
 
2011-11-09 01:16:56 PM
I don't know what's going on. But I wish to join in.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-09 01:20:22 PM
i1212.photobucket.com

R.I.P.
 
2011-11-09 01:20:56 PM
CaffietineFiend: Is that second thumbnail supposed to be Ali Velshi? I've always thought he looked more like a Muppet.

[img.perezhilton.com image 550x550][2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Didn't you read the caption? Clearly that is Steven Tyler.
 
2011-11-09 01:30:57 PM
I have absolutely no idea who that is.
 
2011-11-09 01:44:35 PM
 
2011-11-09 01:45:53 PM
PeenkyPinkerton: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

I hear she's very Popular; Wickedly so.
 
zez
2011-11-09 01:46:16 PM
The Mermaid Dress (new window)

/you're welcome
 
2011-11-09 01:50:27 PM
imgod2u: PeenkyPinkerton: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

I hear she's very Popular; Wickedly so.


I looked her up on Wikipedia. I think you're making a joke, but until five seconds ago I had no clue who the girl was.

Anything she's been in I've seen is a small one time role.
 
2011-11-09 01:53:13 PM
Sybarite: I don't know what's going on. But I wish to join in.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x629]


zez: The Mermaid Dress (new window)

/you're welcome


Yikes. How many decades apart were these two sets of pictures taken?
 
2011-11-09 02:08:54 PM
Here's a link to the doll (on sale on eBay) in case you don't want to get Perez Hilton's cooties.
 
2011-11-09 02:09:14 PM
Brooklyn Irish Mets Fan: [i1212.photobucket.com image 280x334]

R.I.P.


Get out of my head.
 
zez
2011-11-09 02:22:27 PM
ElusiveWookiee: Sybarite: I don't know what's going on. But I wish to join in.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x629]

zez: The Mermaid Dress (new window)

/you're welcome

Yikes. How many decades apart were these two sets of pictures taken?


Just watch the video at the bottom of my link
 
2011-11-09 02:26:01 PM
KatjaMouse: This is oblig for every Chenoweth thread ever. Damn she's awesome. (new window)

You call that awesome? All I see is a blonde pygmy shrieking like a castrated hyena. I got about two minutes in until I wanted to stab my eardrum with knitting needles I can't even troll about this holy fark that woman is awesome!!!!
 
2011-11-09 02:27:23 PM
PeenkyPinkerton: imgod2u: PeenkyPinkerton: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

I hear she's very Popular; Wickedly so.

I looked her up on Wikipedia. I think you're making a joke, but until five seconds ago I had no clue who the girl was.

Anything she's been in I've seen is a small one time role.


She was in the musical Wicked. Hence the humor. She's a Tony winner, and she's had her own series, as well as roles in about 40 movies and TV shows. She's also an insanely talented singer, releasing four solo albums. There's a lot more. Maybe you should read the Wikipedia page more closely.
 
2011-11-09 02:52:30 PM
midigod: PeenkyPinkerton: imgod2u: PeenkyPinkerton: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

I hear she's very Popular; Wickedly so.

I looked her up on Wikipedia. I think you're making a joke, but until five seconds ago I had no clue who the girl was.

Anything she's been in I've seen is a small one time role.

She was in the musical Wicked. Hence the humor. She's a Tony winner, and she's had her own series, as well as roles in about 40 movies and TV shows. She's also an insanely talented singer, releasing four solo albums. There's a lot more. Maybe you should read the Wikipedia page more closely.


Thing is I don't watch much TV that isn't cartoons, I looked at the list of stuff. I did see she did some voices in Robot Chicken though.
 
2011-11-09 02:54:31 PM
Flash_NYC: Warning: This is a Perez Hilton site.

Click on link, or not depending on your feelings about the guy.


God dammit, I gave that annoying twatwaffle a click before I realized what I was clicking.
 
2011-11-09 03:01:31 PM
zez: Just watch the video at the bottom of my link

Hmmm, yes...motion does help quite a bit.
 
2011-11-09 03:07:28 PM
midigod: She's a Tony winner, and she's had her own series...

One of those things is only slightly less embarassing than the other.
 
2011-11-09 03:08:42 PM
Zombie Eater: Flash_NYC: Warning: This is a Perez Hilton site.

Click on link, or not depending on your feelings about the guy.

God dammit, I gave that annoying twatwaffle a click before I realized what I was clicking.


But wasn't it hilarious when he got that well-deserved punch to the face? The fallout from that was hysterical. The 12 minite video that made Chris Crocker look dignified by comparison. His shocked reaction that everybody seemed to agree that he had it coming. GLAAD saying that he shpuld be the one to apologize. The Matthew Shepherd Foundation refusing his donation. That was the gift that kept on giving.
 
2011-11-09 03:13:36 PM
midigod: PeenkyPinkerton: imgod2u: PeenkyPinkerton: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

I hear she's very Popular; Wickedly so.

I looked her up on Wikipedia. I think you're making a joke, but until five seconds ago I had no clue who the girl was.

Anything she's been in I've seen is a small one time role.

She was in the musical Wicked. Hence the humor. She's a Tony winner, and she's had her own series, as well as roles in about 40 movies and TV shows. She's also an insanely talented singer, releasing four solo albums. There's a lot more. Maybe you should read the Wikipedia page more closely.


She was also "Miss Noodle" on Sesame Street.
 
2011-11-09 04:05:03 PM
Flash_NYC: midigod: PeenkyPinkerton: imgod2u: PeenkyPinkerton: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

I hear she's very Popular; Wickedly so.

I looked her up on Wikipedia. I think you're making a joke, but until five seconds ago I had no clue who the girl was.

Anything she's been in I've seen is a small one time role.

She was in the musical Wicked. Hence the humor. She's a Tony winner, and she's had her own series, as well as roles in about 40 movies and TV shows. She's also an insanely talented singer, releasing four solo albums. There's a lot more. Maybe you should read the Wikipedia page more closely.

She was also "Miss Noodle" on Sesame Street.


She also won an Emmy for Pushing Daisies.
 
2011-11-09 04:13:21 PM
 
2011-11-09 04:42:46 PM
I quite enjoyed her FHM photos from a few years ago. I could have sworn they got their own headline on Fark, but the headline search didn't turn it up. Stupid brain, making me remember things that never happened.

OtherLittleGuy: I can also add 'Christian and gay-friendly' to make the Jesusfolk heads asplode, and Aaron Sorkin is a cokehead bastard who didn't deserve her.

I agree, but with one minor caveat. You give Aaron Sorkin too much credit; he was a crackhead, not a cokehead. I love Sports Night and The West Wing, but that man has touched heights of jackassery that most of us can only dream of.

Also, I'd like to give Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and their ilk a giant "Fark you" for making me feel like I have to clarify that I'm not a gay bashing, anti-science, moron whenever I say I'm a Christian.
 
2011-11-09 06:04:22 PM
KatjaMouse: This is oblig for every Chenoweth thread ever. Damn she's awesome. (new window)

Drat you beat me to it. She's just perfect for that role. Now I can't even read Candide without thinking of her as Cunégonde.

PeenkyPinkerton: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Rather talented singer and rather comely and personable for a professional Soprano. Much more talented and deserving than most of the people who try to pass themselves off as musicians these days, plus she's been able to prove that she's capable of even much more than that. She's been in quite a few productions and it would be somewhat unusual for an adult to not know who she was unless they were living in some sad backwater, shut off from civilization.

PeenkyPinkerton: Thing is I don't watch much TV that isn't cartoons, I looked at the list of stuff. I did see she did some voices in Robot Chicken though.

Oh.
Wow.
Really?
 
2011-11-09 06:41:54 PM
PeenkyPinkerton: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

She is someone who became insanely (and deservedly) successful after playing a disturbed toddler on Broadway. A literal "over night sensation."

She is now even more insanely (and deservedly) successful for a bunch of other reasons.


Having "no idea who she is" reflects poorly on you.

You need to get out more.
 
2011-11-09 06:45:11 PM
chaotey: PeenkyPinkerton: Thing is I don't watch much TV that isn't cartoons, I looked at the list of stuff. I did see she did some voices in Robot Chicken though.

Oh.
Wow.
Really?


I know she did the voice for Olive Oyl, but I think she's done others as well.
 
2011-11-09 07:08:34 PM
She's adorable and farkable at the same time!
 
2011-11-09 07:11:55 PM
gunga galunga: chaotey: PeenkyPinkerton: Thing is I don't watch much TV that isn't cartoons, I looked at the list of stuff. I did see she did some voices in Robot Chicken though.

Oh.
Wow.
Really?

I know she did the voice for Olive Oyl, but I think she's done others as well.


That was actually disbelief that the sum of someone's cultural intake would be openly confessed as cartoons.
 
2011-11-09 07:58:35 PM
ManateeGag: Flash_NYC: midigod: PeenkyPinkerton: imgod2u: PeenkyPinkerton: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

I hear she's very Popular; Wickedly so.

I looked her up on Wikipedia. I think you're making a joke, but until five seconds ago I had no clue who the girl was.

Anything she's been in I've seen is a small one time role.

She was in the musical Wicked. Hence the humor. She's a Tony winner, and she's had her own series, as well as roles in about 40 movies and TV shows. She's also an insanely talented singer, releasing four solo albums. There's a lot more. Maybe you should read the Wikipedia page more closely.

She was also "Miss Noodle" on Sesame Street.

She also won an Emmy for Pushing Daisies.


And she has a master's degree in opera/theater studies. And an amazing singing voice; she's a coloratura soprano.
 
2011-11-09 08:39:13 PM
Simple, one's covered in a dried crust of my spunk. The other one is called Kristin Chenoweth.
 
2011-11-10 07:08:07 AM
One has a grotesquely out-of-proportion head. And the other is a stuffed toy.
 
2011-11-10 08:25:57 AM
Loved her since West Wing. She's like all bubbly and stuff.

Sharp knee crowd is gayer than dried jizz on a handlebar 'stache.

That is all.

/Haters gonna hate.
//White Knighters gonna WK.
 
2011-11-10 10:15:57 PM
Does the doll have that huge vein in its forehead too?
 
rka
2011-11-10 11:36:28 PM
chaotey: gunga galunga: chaotey: PeenkyPinkerton: Thing is I don't watch much TV that isn't cartoons, I looked at the list of stuff. I did see she did some voices in Robot Chicken though.

Oh.
Wow.
Really?

I know she did the voice for Olive Oyl, but I think she's done others as well.

That was actually disbelief that the sum of someone's cultural intake would be openly confessed as cartoons.


It's the new "I don't read much".
 
2011-11-11 10:27:50 PM
KatjaMouse
This is oblig for every Chenoweth thread ever. Damn she's awesome. (new window)


Oh. my. god. I learned of Kristin from Wicked, and only ever heard her break out the pipes via one-off notes for comedic purposes, but this...

/w, j w...
//She's so adorable I just want to pinch her cheeks & put her in my pocket, but the giant bouncy boobies would get in the way.
 
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