That's funnier than any of his movies.

meat0918: Wellon Dowd: That's funnier than any of his movies.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Let me clarify: that's funnier than any of his movies released in this century.

Well, at least Hollywood studios can say now say they're on the cutting edge.


Dumbasses.

Headline covers the entire article.

Whatever, you'll pay to go see it. fark you!

Sandler is an unfunny twat

Okay how about this. Adam Sandler has like a sister who is his twin, but she has downs syndrome.

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

meat0918: Wellon Dowd: That's funnier than any of his movies.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

How come everyone thinks this is so funny?

Well, glad we cleared that up.

I wonder sometimes if some of the more popular/influential Hollywood stars are a bit flabbergasted at the amount of seriousbzbz people take their offhanded comments with.

Hey, how can you tell that Adam Sandler hasn't done anything funny or remotely entertaining in the past 10+ years?

They still refer to him as the Happy Gilmore star....


/Mr Deeds was okay...

Knara: I wonder sometimes if some of the more popular/influential Hollywood stars are a bit flabbergasted at the amount of seriousbzbz people take their offhanded comments with.

Ask Brett Ratner

BurkeJuice: Hey, how can you tell that Adam Sandler hasn't done anything funny or remotely entertaining in the past 10+ years?

They still refer to him as the Happy Gilmore star....

/Mr Deeds was okay...

I agree most of his recent stuff is really, really bad - but over the past 10 years, I didn't want to tear my eyes out over:
-50 First Dates
-Anger Management
-Punch-Drunk Love

The rest really were a waste, especially Spanglish, Grownups, and Don't mess w/ the Zohan.

If he didnt want the tree cut down then why did he go out of his way to call the studio? - And why did it matter that the sony studio was near by?

Clearly he was being a stuck up big star making a complaint.

I sadly enjoyed Don't Mess with the Zohan. In a guilty pleasure sort of way.

And 50 First Dates just seemed kinda disturbing to me.

maliklockett: "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

came for that..
all is well.

MrSteve007: I agree most of his recent stuff is really, really bad - but over the past 10 years, I didn't want to tear my eyes out over:
-50 First Dates
-Anger Management
-Punch-Drunk Love

Hand to God, that's probably my favorite romantic comedy from the 2000-2010 period, primarily because they didn't "cheat" at the end and make her miraculously better. Well, that and Sean Astin playing a lisping 'roid head.

Think about all the dirty dirty things you could do with Drew Barrymore, and she wouldn't remember it in the morning.

voran: Think about all the dirty dirty things you could do with Drew Barrymore, and she wouldn't remember it in the morning.

Bleh! But you'd have to do them with Drew Barrymore! Bleh! I'll have the crab juice!

MrSteve007: BurkeJuice: Hey, how can you tell that Adam Sandler hasn't done anything funny or remotely entertaining in the past 10+ years?

They still refer to him as the Happy Gilmore star....

/Mr Deeds was okay...

I agree most of his recent stuff is really, really bad - but over the past 10 years, I didn't want to tear my eyes out over:
-50 First Dates
-Anger Management
-Punch-Drunk Love

The rest really were a waste, especially Spanglish, Grownups, and Don't mess w/ the Zohan.

Agreed. Yet he's still done more than I have in the past ten years, so...

Sandler: "What the hell did you do that for?"

Did anyone else read that part of the headlinein Adam Sandler's voice?

meat0918: Wellon Dowd: meat0918: Wellon Dowd: That's funnier than any of his movies.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Let me clarify: that's funnier than any of his movies released in this century.

I'll go with that too.

I don't think I've seen anything he's done for the past 10 years.

Funny People was a crappy movie, but it was funny

Seriously, what the hell did they do that for? Even fully matured palm trees can be pulled up with their roots intact to be planted somewhere else...and people will pay up to $10,000 each for them.

MrSteve007: BurkeJuice: Hey, how can you tell that Adam Sandler hasn't done anything funny or remotely entertaining in the past 10+ years?

They still refer to him as the Happy Gilmore star....

/Mr Deeds was okay...

I agree most of his recent stuff is really, really bad - but over the past 10 years, I didn't want to tear my eyes out over:
-50 First Dates
-Anger Management
-Punch-Drunk Love

The rest really were a waste, especially Spanglish, Grownups, and Don't mess w/ the Zohan.

Pretty much Madison, Gilmore, Waterboy, and Punch Drunk Love were all I could take from him as far as movies were concerned. His earlier music/skits weren't bad...

Kuroshin: babygoat: meat0918: Wellon Dowd: That's funnier than any of his movies.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

How come everyone thinks this is so funny?

Because shut up. That's why.

You biatch!

babygoat: meat0918: Wellon Dowd: That's funnier than any of his movies.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

How come everyone thinks this is so funny?

It's not that it's like, 'laugh-out-loud' funny. It's that sort of funny where you think "that was pretty clever, and the delivery
was perfectly deadpan... why am I not laughing? Maybe I don't get it. No.. no.. I get it.. all the ingredients are there up to
and including the classic SNL 'wring the joke until dust comes out' timing.. By god it SHOULD be funny, but I'm not
laughing. Fark it. It's funny. Not really. But that's why it's funny. Fark, I dunno. Maybe stupid people think it's funny. That's got
to be it. That's why I'm not laughing. No... it's smarter than that... but not by much. MAybe it's a parody of what people are
supposed to find funny. shiat ,I just can't figure this out god damn Adam Sandler", but then all that comes out is a sort of muffled "heh".

gunther_bumpass: babygoat: meat0918: Wellon Dowd: That's funnier than any of his movies.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

How come everyone thinks this is so funny?

It's not that it's like, 'laugh-out-loud' funny. It's that sort of funny where you think "that was pretty clever, and the delivery
was perfectly deadpan... why am I not laughing? Maybe I don't get it. No.. no.. I get it.. all the ingredients are there up to
and including the classic SNL 'wring the joke until dust comes out' timing.. By god it SHOULD be funny, but I'm not
laughing. Fark it. It's funny. Not really. But that's why it's funny. Fark, I dunno. Maybe stupid people think it's funny. That's got
to be it. That's why I'm not laughing. No... it's smarter than that... but not by much. MAybe it's a parody of what people are
supposed to find funny. shiat ,I just can't figure this out god damn Adam Sandler", but then all that comes out is a sort of muffled "heh".

Whoa, jesus dude. Did you type that all out on your phone or something?

Anyway, I'm sure I giggled at this line the first time I saw that movie but I'm just perplexed by how often it's quoted, often with a screencap of that guy.

meat0918: Wellon Dowd: That's funnier than any of his movies.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

On a related note, can anyone tell me what this oft-quoted quote is from?

Ah, Billy Madison. Never mind.

Need_MindBleach: meat0918: Wellon Dowd: That's funnier than any of his movies.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

On a related note, can anyone tell me what this oft-quoted quote is from?

Billy Madison. During the climactic quiz battle.

/"Climactic quiz battle" is not a phrase I anticipated using today.

Billified: Seriously, what the hell did they do that for? Even fully matured palm trees can be pulled up with their roots intact to be planted somewhere else...and people will pay up to $10,000 each for them.

Sony will probably buy a mature palm tree for $10,000 and plant it where the old one was when the marketing campaign is over.

And then they will charge the production company $20,000 for marketing expenses.

The Larch: Billified: Seriously, what the hell did they do that for? Even fully matured palm trees can be pulled up with their roots intact to be planted somewhere else...and people will pay up to $10,000 each for them.

Sony will probably buy a mature palm tree for $10,000 and plant it where the old one was when the marketing campaign is over.

And then they will charge the production company $20,000 for marketing expenses.

The state charges a dollar twenty five, pops.

Genju: MrSteve007: BurkeJuice: Hey, how can you tell that Adam Sandler hasn't done anything funny or remotely entertaining in the past 10+ years?

They still refer to him as the Happy Gilmore star....

/Mr Deeds was okay...

I agree most of his recent stuff is really, really bad - but over the past 10 years, I didn't want to tear my eyes out over:
-50 First Dates
-Anger Management
-Punch-Drunk Love

The rest really were a waste, especially Spanglish, Grownups, and Don't mess w/ the Zohan.

Pretty much Madison, Gilmore, Waterboy, and Punch Drunk Love were all I could take from him as far as movies were concerned. His earlier music/skits weren't bad...

Big Daddy is funny. Oh, and that one with Winona. What was that again?

/Also bagga doucha.

Am I the only person who has never seen or heard the word "frond" before?

Opt8va: Am I the only person who has never seen or heard the word "frond" before?

no, probably not.

ok?