is disappointed

love the headline.

and girl scout cookies suck the sweat out of donkey butts.

Andrew Wiggin: love the headline.

and girl scout cookies suck the sweat out of donkey butts.

What's the joke in this headline?

Andrew Wiggin: love the headline.

and girl scout cookies suck the sweat out of donkey butts.

blasphemy!

i normally don't like packaged cookies, but samoas or whatever they call those things these days are great! couple of the other flavors are really good too.

i don't like thin mints. i only really like mint if it's in hard candy form, or if it's with chocolate it has to be ande's mint chocolates

"Are they made from real girl scouts?"

/oblig

D_Evans45: Andrew Wiggin: love the headline.

and girl scout cookies suck the sweat out of donkey butts.

What's the joke in this headline?

Some girl scouts, particularly the young ones, refer to themselves as "Brownies".

/that's the joke

GalFriday: At the risk of sounding fat...I order at least 2 boxes of Thin Mints from all the Girl Scouts I find. Under the guise of supporting the organization, of course, but only I know that one side of my freezer has a special container designed to keep those chocolatey, minty pieces of heaven ice cold and fresh all year long.
The best way to eat them is right out of the freezer when they are still ice cold and you take a bite then exhale through your mouth and you can see your breath.

Oh yeah! Thin mints...I think I may need a private moment.

while i hate girl scout cookies with the passion of a thousand suns, i've been told i make a mean thin mint pie. make one sometime and freeze it, i bet you'll love it.

/we sound fat

Boy scouts did something similar but I think it was some sort of flavored lube.

Ah, reminds me of my youthful days. The other boys in the troop and I would walk the streets of my quiet little slice of suburbia, taking orders for gourmet popcorn. More delicious popcorn have you never tasted in all your years, we'd say.


Then one day, we turned a corner. And on that day, six tan shirted, dapper young men came face to face with six girls in green vests. Apparently we had gone too far and started encroaching on cookie territory. So it came time to rumble.

Six of us went in that day. . . I'm the only one who made it out. . .

Jack Black 62: litespeed74: Boy scouts did something similar but I think it was some sort of flavored lube.

How many did you buy?

I was an eagle scout leader, got it for free!!

litespeed74: Jack Black 62: litespeed74: Boy scouts did something similar but I think it was some sort of flavored lube.

How many did you buy?

I was an eagle scout leader, got it for free!!

I thought you would have said you were a Penn State football coach.

Can for pic of Pedo Bear with tagline, "Inconsolable". Leaving disappointed.

Wow, subby. That's the most awful thing I've heard in a very long time. You're well on your way to getting a wing of Hell named in your honor.

/not sure if admire
//absolutely sure I shouldn't be laughing so much

This is an outrage! Why are the Girl Scouts selling this product? Everyone knows that lip balm leads to cock sucking! They're turning our daughters into little whores!

+5 on the headline, subby.

They also sell cocaine.

In other news, Chapstick introduces their "Dirty Sanchez" lip balm.

HOTY candidate?

nice subby

List of Girl Scout cookies and the order I buy them:

Caramel Delites (Formerly Samoas) At least 5 boxes
Peanut Butter Patties 5 boxes
DoSiDoes (Peanut buter sandwiches) 3 Boxes
Thanks alots 1 or 2 boxes

I have kids what can I say. Except for the Caramel Delites those are mine and the wifes the kids have to sneak those.

Dont get me on a soapbox about the organization though. Spent a lot of years working with Scouts and finally said piss off to both boy and girl scouts.

/Loves the cookies
//Not GSA

Hate buying Girl Scout cookies at all because they got rid of the best kind years ago (Scot Teas - they switched bakeries, is what I heard, and had to discontinue them).

When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.

"...Company says they have NO plans to issue brownie flavor"

Pedo Bear is reported to be devistated by the news.

Hiesatai: Ah, reminds me of my youthful days. The other boys in the troop and I would walk the streets of my quiet little slice of suburbia, taking orders for gourmet popcorn. More delicious popcorn have you never tasted in all your years, we'd say.


Then one day, we turned a corner. And on that day, six tan shirted, dapper young men came face to face with six girls in green vests. Apparently we had gone too far and started encroaching on cookie territory. So it came time to rumble.

Six of us went in that day. . . I'm the only one who made it out. . .

Being in the the boy scouts is embarrassing.

2014. There's new drug on the street called GSC. Girl Scouts had learned to process their bakewares into a smokable tar 10 times more addictive than their previous wafered cousins. Still methodically packed 8 to a box a common cookie rookie could go through 3 purchases a day. A hard core addict, a gross, a wagon full, a truck full. The Girl Scouts guarded their industry with increasingly brutal practices, some taken directly from pages of the Mexican Drug Cartels or worse. Little Debbie. Everyday live became permeated with violent green sashes and guns, profanity and fear. Thanks to their doughnut flavored wafers they owned the cops. They were the cops. This is my story. My neighborhood.... My prison...

Odd Bird: HOTY candidate?

nice subby

THIS

Maybe not HOTY, but in the finals.

Bra-vo, subby.

DAMN IT NOW I NEED THIN MINTS

to go with your watermelon lip balm

ALDI sells knockoffs of girl scout cookies. i haven't bought any, but i saw them a few days ago in there

how does a cub scout become a boy scout?

by eating a brownie.

reality: working class Americans will now be subject to pressure from supervisors, managers, dooshbags in human resources and other fart-knockers to purchase more items they neither want or need.

kiddies stopped knocking on doors some 30 years ago. screw you, screw your kids, and screw the never-ending line of people where you work constantly sucking money from your broke-arse wallet.

stopped supporting GS cookies when i learned of the paltry sum the Troop actually gets from each sale. tried donating directly several times, but they get all freaked out about that, so fark them, fark them all.

and if any adult in management of GS's had brain one they would have opened their own cookie factory long ago. they could be a well-established shelf brand pulling in bucks on a daily basis. lots of people love those farking cookies. morans.