Wait, I thought these TDC dickheads shamelessly defended all things Republican?

What. the. f*ck.

Damn liberal med... wait... the fark? The Daily Caller lightened up?

There are some that don't?

I saw a turtle.

/lots of them
//suck it, McConnell, you intellectually-dishonest prick

That's probably the only slideshow I've ever clicked all the way through.

This outrageous display of bigotry by the liberal media can only be countered by tax cuts for the wealthy and tax hikes for the poor.

ffs... if you not only create something stupid as a slideshow...but you also make me reload each and every FULL farkING PAGE just to view...I'm just going to refuse to play, just so you can get ad click throughs.

Old meme is old.

That noted, at least TDC has great taste when recycling other people's ideas.

davecmu: //suck it, McConnell, you intellectually-dishonest prick

Calling him "intellectually dishonest" suggests that he was intellectual in the first place.

done in 2

He needs a fence.

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I'm telling you, McConnell is just like Odo without the botox.

That's not his head: Mitch is uncircumcised.

I hate them all except Turtleface

Turtle or not he is still an asshole

Vodka Zombie: Well, it was either this or they run with a slideshow of citrus that looks like John Boehner. And, let's face it, that would be a really boring slideshow.
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THIS:

Fuggin Bizzy: coeyagi: Wait, I thought these TDC dickheads shamelessly defended all things Republican?

I was thinking that too. Not sure what bold new direction Tucker Carlson's taking here.

You should read the comments. Much better than the slide show.

When did McConnell ditch the glasses?

That's not a Venn diagram, it's a circle.

Why does one of those turtles have a vagina on its tounge? /shudder
//vomit

DarnoKonrad: There are some that don't?

Rather appropriate, eh?

/hot

You know what would rock my world?

If it were Mitch McConnell and his ilk that were facing possible extinction, while turtle species across the globe were growing at the same rate that Washington billionaires and millionaires grab their cash.

But sadly, turtle species around the globe are going extinct due to habitat loss, climate change, and being served on the dinner plates of the growing middle classes in Asia. Google "Asian Turtle Crisis" if you don't know about all this....

Wonder how Mitch and compatriots would taste with soy sauce and ginger...

/I keed, I keed!
//I'm vegetarian anyway

There should be a picture of Mitch McConnell next to the word corruption in the dictionary. The idea that bribery and graft are free speech has no greater advocate than him.

VictoryCabal: What is "All of Them", Alex.

I dunno, I feel like this isn't the internet's best work of time-wasting silliness. Maybe it is just me; I see him as more of a half-melted mannequin than a turtle.

coeyagi: Wait, I thought these TDC dickheads shamelessly defended all things Republican?

That's them covering the "other side" do they can maintain "balance"

I r happy

Hehe, sweet. What was that stupid Dana Carvey movie "Master of Disquise"?? Turtle Turtle.