That's Ottawa. Stupid Canadian hoosers. Wasn't taken recently I'd say, its to cold here to be wearing shorts.

Get a room.

That's how it ends with most fights that I've seen. Guy's will try to kill each other, after word it's a handshake and beer. If it were women, one of them would be bald and the follow up threads would be about how they continued this fight on FB and twitter finally ending with one of them firebombing the other's house

unitednihilists: That's Ottawa. Stupid Canadian hoosers. Wasn't taken recently I'd say, its to cold here to be wearing shorts.

yeah in real america you shoot blindly at the other guy and end up killing 7 innocent people

I love the kids in the car filming and "Ssshh'ing" calling the other guy a p*ssy.

Something similar happened to me in the past but didn't come to fisticuffs. I pulled out in front of a rust bucket of a pickup truck with ample space to get up to more than 15 mph over the speed limit and the guy proceeded to tailgate me all the way to my apartment complex. I decided not to give away where I lived so continued to drive through the complex until I saw someone I would be able to use as a witness. I stopped and grabbed the hockey stick I had running from the trunk into the car and asked the guy why he was following me. He said he thought I wanted to "go". I said I had no clue what the fark he was talking about and said well "now what?" He looked at the stick, then at the witness and said, "My mistake...You play hockey?(I'm in Florida)" "Sure do?" "Cool. You want a beer?" "Sure." Still talk to him every now and then. Weirdest establishment of an acquaintance I ever experienced.

CSB?

PunchDrunkPanda: I love the kids in the car filming and "Ssshh'ing" calling the other guy a p*ssy.

Yeah, I think they defined the true term while hiding in the car, talking about each other's things, then talking da'shiat after they pulled away.

Only a pussy would grab a hockey stick!

Bruce Campbell: CSB?

Had something like that happen to me too, only I flipped off a guy that almost ran me off the road, so he followed me to my job where when I got out of my little Chevy Cavalier and he got out of his big truck and I was almost a head taller than him and probably outweighed him by a hundred pounds he took an extra couple seconds to get close to me. I pulled in front of my store so the manager could see the fight, when he came out the dude in the truck yelled at him "You know what kind of an a&& hole you got working for you?"

To which my manager responded "Yeah I know what kind of an a-hole he is! He's my son!"

Thanks dad...

No blows thrown, was still on probation so didn't want to get thrown in jail for fighting this idiot.

/Cool video. Big of both men to shake hands and move on.

Odd.

Most fights around here don't end until there is a clear winner and one person is bloody on the floor. Then again, I drink with a lot of rednecks (who get into fights for fun). Heck, I saw some guy choke-out another guy this weekend for "dancing with his girl". I've been told the same thing, but I'm a rather big fellow, so it's usually empty threats.

Ottawa baffles me.

I don't live too far from there - and when I walk through areas of Albany, NY at night, alone - I get a little paranoid. Ya know, cause there's occasional muggings and stuff.

When I was in Ottawa, walking at night through dark alleys was... safe. It weirded me out. You see a dark figure appear, its turns out to be an upper-middle class college girl, who offers weed to you.. for FREE, so you can JOIN HER. They use phrases like, "Sorry to bother you sir, but.." and "Please".

Then you see videos like this, and it just validates stereotypes about Canada. They're SO friendly, its kinda creepy.

in a landscape: They use phrases like, "Sorry to bother you sir, but.." and "Please

My sister's kids (born and raised in LA) always find it hilarious when they ride a bus with me in Vancouver. The bus stops quickly and the mutters of "sorry...sorry....sorry....sorry..." work their way down the length of the bus.

Since when is being nice and polite something to be made fun of for?

They had a little disagreement, settled it like men, and had the respect to shake hands afterwards and move on. I think that's awesome.

belome: Only a pussy would grab a hockey stick!

I don't believe you've been mixed up in too many fights there, lil daddy. It's not fighting dirty, only fighting smart.

belome: Only a pussy would grab a hockey stick!

Seems to have had the desired effect of backing a guy down. It also made for a conversation piece and I got a free beer out of the deal. Hmm...let's see...which is better: a fight, or no fight and a free beer?

I know which one I would choose.

Actually, it is just escalating the situation. At that point you are brandishing a weapon. That gives me the right to brandish my weapon... and gun ALWAYS beats hockey stick.

Unoriginal_Username: That's how it ends with most fights that I've seen. Guy's will try to kill each other, after word it's a handshake and beer. If it were women, one of them would be bald and the follow up threads would be about how they continued this fight on FB and twitter finally ending with one of them firebombing the other's house

This

belome: Actually, it is just escalating the situation. At that point you are brandishing a weapon. That gives me the right to brandish my weapon... and gun ALWAYS beats hockey stick.

Guns are for pussies.

belome: Actually, it is just escalating the situation. At that point you are brandishing a weapon. That gives me the right to brandish my weapon... and gun ALWAYS beats hockey stick.

If you're carrying then you shouldn't be picking fights.

belome: Actually, it is just escalating the situation

When you get followed home by someone who wants to beat your ass, the situation has already escalated to the point where brandishing a hockey stick is the exact right thing to do.

And forget the gun argument. As someone else pointed out, if you're the one picking a fight and you're carrying ...

ibanezdude: After living in New Jersey...
...the hockey stick would be a last resort and I would first attempt to shake them by driving normally or to a police station.

You really want to throw a Jersey driver for a loop? Turn LEFT! It will absolutely blow their mind.

Bruce Campbell: belome: Actually, it is just escalating the situation. At that point you are brandishing a weapon. That gives me the right to brandish my weapon... and gun ALWAYS beats hockey stick.

Guns are for pussies.

Congratulations my friend as this post was one of the nicest, subtle, flame war knockout punches I've ever witnessed. Well done sir.

I found the intersection where this happened.

This matters to no one but my fellow Ottawans

http://g.co/maps/z9mv4

LoneVVolf: ibanezdude: After living in New Jersey...
...the hockey stick would be a last resort and I would first attempt to shake them by driving normally or to a police station.

You really want to throw a Jersey driver for a loop? Turn LEFT! It will absolutely blow their mind.

Odd that I actually know what you're talking about.

/turn right to go left!

Yay story time.

Was in AZ, on my way to work....guy in an SUV was on the phone and swerving across three lanes. I speed up to try to get past him, he blocks me. I move to his side, he blocks me. I flash my lights, he holds up a Sam Browne belt (the cop belt), and then shakes his notepad at me as if to signal he read my plate through the rearview and was going to harass me.

Waited for a ticket that never came, but I was prepared with the guys license plate.