Bracing for impact:

Please, Nome ore.

Polar bears seen setting out the good china

Meanwhile in Indiana. It was like 70 yesterday. It'll be 60 today.

That is a nice looking shanty town in the article

I hope this doesn't stop production of the 14 shows Discovery shoots in Alaska. I'm not sure I can go a week without being able to watch random people do their jobs.

It's won't be long until Putin's Cossack bear calvary ride the ice flows to wage magical war Alaska.

Farbongo false-flag HAARP attack shows libtards are terrified of Sarah Palin because she shaves her legs.

/I leave out anything?

Will there be a study to determine the impact on IRT?

Pshaw, how many burmese rubies and heavy water from the bottom of the marianas can he have? I'll be more concerned when he fires up the Pyramid of Darkness

This would never happen if she was still Governor.

I'm not sure what some of those people would do. Go up and bury themselves in snow?

mbillips: Farbongo false-flag HAARP attack shows libtards are terrified of Sarah Palin because she shaves her legs.

/I leave out anything?

A t.

and her armpits
_{//shaves them she does}

abagdan:

Came for that. Good jorb.

Some people (subby) should consider professional counseling, and perhaps a medication program.

God is punishing Alaska because Mississippi voted to allow gay people to kill babies.

FarketyFarkerson: ///thinking about his shipmates who are evacuating the crew of a fishing vessel as I type this.

Yeah, my brother and his crew are running their fishing boat flat-out in the Gulf. They want to make Sitka before this Mother-of-all-Storms^TM drops southeast.

Palin knows because she could see them turn it on.

You'd think it was up by the Arctic Circle or something the way people are talking.
Alaska. It's a cold place.

We can not allow a weather machine gap!

The town lost a significant chunk of its population to alien abduction.

The Russians have HAARP, too. Over there it's known as SURA. And former Defense Secretary William Cohen had this to say ...

"Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves... So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations...It's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts."
Secretary of Defense William Cohen at an April 1997 counterterrorism conference sponsored by former Senator Sam Nunn.

Quoted from DoD News Briefing, Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen, Q&A at the Conference on Terrorism, Weapons of Mass Destruction, and U.S. Strategy, University of Georgia, Athens, Apr. 28, 1997.

But then, it could just be "weather". (shrugs)

valar_morghulis: The town lost a significant chunk of its population to alien abduction.



chevy took a shiat

Kate Bush not impressed.

/obscure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRHA9W-zExQ

Your thighs are strong, like Russian bear. (new window)

macross87: We can not allow a weather machine gap!

"They already had the beard, we had to work on the mustache. There was a facial hair gap!"

/The Mustache, a secret weapon designed by the government to make up for the facial hair gap (the Russians had already been working on The Russian Beard.

The Mustache is being pursued by Jim Rage and the ladies of Project: Shave, Kitty Sangata (Ninjitsu, Demolitions, Electrolysis), Holly go Lovely (Kung Fu, Demolitions, she devil with a comb) and Crystal (Liberal Arts, Demolitions, red hot with a hair dryer). Of course, their funding had been cut in 1986 and Shave didn't really even exist anymore

Well, it's true that Alaska is known for weather that would make those if us here in the CONUS cower with fear, this looks like it's going a bit beyond the usual anyway. Keep in mind that Nome, Population 3,600 also has the biggest hospital in western Alaska, but no road with which to evacuate. They barge supplies up there, or fly 'em in - well, except for that Diptheria Serum for which they are so justly famous.

I'm trying to imagine the windchill at say, minus 20 degrees F and 100 MPH wind. If the ground was icy could you even keep your feet? I imagine that if you have outbuildings you run fixed ropes between 'em so you don't get lost in that kind of storm.

I've been in calm weather at -40 degrees F. Can't imagine a blow like that one and what it would be like.

/Good luck to 'em all
//Hunker down and keep warm people.

FlashHarry: The city of Nome, one of the largest in western Alaska with 3,600 residents,

wait, what?

Why so surprised? Western Alaska is not a place where you live if you have a choice in the matter. Some places are nice to visit, but live there? No thanks. Population density is down to many square miles per person, you can at times be 200 miles from the nearest person, and it's all 500 miles from the nearest road. You folks down in the lower 48 don't know what living in the sticks means.

came for the Red Alert reference, leaves happy.

But is the crab harvest ok?!

I was under the impression that the Jews controlled the weather machine... I tease my Jewish girlfriend about it every once in a while.

/yes, she laughs

nytmare: Please, Nome ore.

Wow, if the storm is as bad as they say, it might wipe Nome right off the map. There would be no place like Nome.

StoneColdAtheist: Yeah, my brother and his crew are running their fishing boat flat-out in the Gulf. They want to make Sitka before this Mother-of-all-StormsTM drops southeast.

Its going northeast pretty quick, but there is another storm rolling out from Eastern Russia behind this one.