Has Santorum just been trolling all along?

ecmoRandomNumbers: or is he really just that naive?

I'm not sure what makes him more oblivious. The "deep chocolate" comment or:

The former Pennsylvania senator said running for president wasn't "a life long dream," but he's "in the best position" to win the election

What part of "polling in single digits" makes him think he's in the best position to win the election? What color is the sky on his planet?

He's not even trying anymore, is he?

Thought that was Palin's favorite.

/Wot?

Been done before, but

*inhales*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/rinse, repeat

what the

You know what, I don't even care anymore. I give up. Clearly he is gay. And he's running against another gay Republican. Naturally, as a yaoi fangirl this means some yaoi and/or slash (is there really a difference?) Santorum needs to hook up with Perry in a gay love-nest somewhere. I am seriously shipping these two right now. Alas that Fanfiction.net has not revealed any Santorum/Perry fanfic for me. Maybe I could request it for Yuletide this year?

What do you guys all think, should Santorum/Perry be the official gay ship of Fark?

frothy hot chocolate stuff!

ecmoRandomNumbers: Is he doing this on purpose, or is he really just that naive?

I think it's the latter. I think I recall some congressional staffer with decades of experience called him the dumbest motherfarker he'd ever met.. so that's saying something.

/obligatory

Bill_Wick's_Friend: ecmoRandomNumbers: or is he really just that naive?

I'm not sure what makes him more oblivious. The "deep chocolate" comment or:

The former Pennsylvania senator said running for president wasn't "a life long dream," but he's "in the best position" to win the election

What part of "polling in single digits" makes him think he's in the best position to win the election? What color is the sky on his planet?
I'm not sure what makes him more oblivious. The "deep chocolate" comment or:

The former Pennsylvania senator said running for president wasn't "a life long dream," but he's "in the best position" to win the election

What part of "polling in single digits" makes him think he's in the best position to win the election? What color is the sky on his planet?/i>

uh huh huh, you said "polling"

/sleep deprived
// loves me some Santorum jokes at this hour
/// drowning out the disappointment of 1%-ers being elected to run my city

platedlizard: what the

You know what, I don't even care anymore. I give up. Clearly he is gay. And he's running against another gay Republican. Naturally, as a yaoi fangirl this means some yaoi and/or slash (is there really a difference?) Santorum needs to hook up with Perry in a gay love-nest somewhere. I am seriously shipping these two right now. Alas that Fanfiction.net has not revealed any Santorum/Perry fanfic for me. Maybe I could request it for Yuletide this year?

What do you guys all think, should Santorum/Perry be the official gay ship of Fark?

You DO NOT want to get Santorum in the water.

stoli n coke:
You DO NOT want to get Santorum in the water.

But I like my slash dirty :(

Common, I can't be the only Farkette who has a thing for political slash, right?

/or maybe I'm just drunk

quatchi: Thought that was Palin's favorite.

/Wot?

Hey-O!

quatchi: Thought that was Palin's favorite.

/Wot?

With her body, she's likely a health nut. Just give her a big helping of brown rice and she's all smiles.

I wouldn't mind these reality shows if they weren't so poorly scripted.

A Terrible Human: platedlizard: Common, I can't be the only Farkette who has a thing for political slash, right?

/or maybe I'm just drunk

That's not even an excuse since I've been hitting the gin and good god I in no way want to see most of our elected officials naked.

Not ever Michelle Bachman and ... uh actually I can't think of any other mildly attractive female elected official. Hmm. You may be on to something.

/goes back to reading stories about pretty gay werewolves

So how deep we talkin here Rick?

Like, 2 fingers as far as they can reach?

or elbow deep?

Santorum's current Big Message consists of big-government moralizing - how he'd change the Constitution for various and sundry reasons.

As we've previously learned, hardly any brainpower at all is required to run on that platform.

A rich frothy chocolate mousse.

platedlizard: What do you guys all think, should Santorum/Perry be the official gay ship of Fark?

He's...he's doing this on purpose, right? I mean, if this weren't Rick Santorum, then I'd probably think something along the lines of "hey, good for him! He's running with the joke and showing a sense of humor" but since everyone knows humor is one of the things Santorum doesn't do....

dustlesswalnut: quatchi: Thought that was Palin's favorite.

/Wot?

Hey-O!

Wombshifter

Double scoop cones. Deep chocolate with the banana, fudge, caramel from PSU.

platedlizard: what the

You know what, I don't even care anymore. I give up. Clearly he is gay. And he's running against another gay Republican. Naturally, as a yaoi fangirl this means some yaoi and/or slash (is there really a difference?) Santorum needs to hook up with Perry in a gay love-nest somewhere. I am seriously shipping these two right now. Alas that Fanfiction.net has not revealed any Santorum/Perry fanfic for me. Maybe I could request it for Yuletide this year?

What do you guys all think, should Santorum/Perry be the official gay ship of Fark?


It's probably just because it's too late (or too early) for me to be thinking rationally, but I think I could get behind this - though I do wonder why you put Santorum in the top position of the two...

Shambling_Corp_Presence: platedlizard: what the

You know what, I don't even care anymore. I give up. Clearly he is gay. And he's running against another gay Republican. Naturally, as a yaoi fangirl this means some yaoi and/or slash (is there really a difference?) Santorum needs to hook up with Perry in a gay love-nest somewhere. I am seriously shipping these two right now. Alas that Fanfiction.net has not revealed any Santorum/Perry fanfic for me. Maybe I could request it for Yuletide this year?

What do you guys all think, should Santorum/Perry be the official gay ship of Fark?


It's probably just because it's too late (or too early) for me to be thinking rationally, but I think I could get behind this - though I do wonder why you put Santorum in the top position of the two...

*fistbump!*

Glad I'm not the only one!

I figured Santorum on top would be... cleaner. But we can do him as bottom. Make use of that frothy goodness he brings. Oh yes.

And then we could write a gen AU crossover with Cain having adventures with Ash Katchum in Sim City, or something. Just for the non-yaoi fans.

By "deep chocolate", he's referring to his ad on Craigslist. He's taking a really wide stance on this issue.

//Do I have to do everything around here?

I don't really see either Perry or Santorum being the top. For some reason, a scenario like the end of Requiem for a Dream springs to mind, with a small mountain of coke and a double-ended dildo. Surrounded by benjamin-waving lobbyists from Focus on the Family.

Apparently the Awful Broadcasting Corp had nothing better to do.

So he likes Black Walnut?

moralpanic: So he likes Black Walnut?

you bastard

FTA: Hardest job? "I cleaned toilets and shined shoes."

*headdesk*

You can get it plenty deep if you're willing to relax a little, Rick.

The deepest chocolate covered in santorum.

"Well, Jim Caviezel could play me. He's much better looking that I am, which is a good thing."



Santorum sayed a guy looks gud. That means he done caught the gay! Git 'im!

Who would play you in the movie? "Well, Jim Caviezel could play me. He's much better looking that I am, which is a good thing."

Really? the guy who played jebus in your favorite torture porn movie? I guess it was either him or Kirk Cameron, as those are probably the only two actors you can think of.

/well, except for long dong silver

Reminds me of this guy I knew in college who was into weight-lifting and kept posters of heavily muscled men in his room. When asked if he thought that was a little gay, he swore up and down that he just appreciated and aspired to their academic excellence.

He was a roommate of a guy I knew - we were both studying acting - and at a party at their house one night, we start playing an improv game called 'What are you doing?" in which two people ask each other repreatedly what the other is doing, and then the asker must mime the action answered.

Here were his responses when asked what he was doing:

1. "Sucking a dick" (ok dude, we'll pretend to suck a dick)

2. "Sucking a dick" (umm, dude, you can't say the same thing twice)

3. "Oh, eating a banana" (ok, that motion looks just like sucking a dick)

4. "Eating an ice cream." (I give up)

The moral of the story is that repressed homosexuality rises to the surface when untrained people play improv games.

/CSB

Bill_Wick's_Friend: The former Pennsylvania senator said running for president wasn't "a life long dream," but he's "in the best position" to win the election

What part of "polling in single digits" makes him think he's in the best position to win the election? What color is the sky on his planet?

Clearly his "best position" is being on the bottom.

Santorum? Never heard of it. I'd better google it.