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2011-11-09 03:20:29 AM  
Porn? On the internet? What will they think of next?
 
2011-11-09 04:22:25 AM  
If it's FarkTV I will go down and reprogram their servers with a very large ax.
 
2011-11-09 05:13:19 AM  
my amygdala is a porn channel
 
2011-11-09 05:15:13 AM  
As an Android developer with access to a Google TV I'm giggitying a kick out of this.
 
2011-11-09 05:23:24 AM  
Googgle, subby? Or is the extra g a joke, too?
 
2011-11-09 05:23:49 AM  
"award-winning adult movies, celebrity sex tapes, XXX parodies of popular superheroes, educational videos and other content",

Oh, they're educational all right.
 
2011-11-09 05:28:54 AM  
ninjawiththeorangetshirt.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-09 05:29:28 AM  

tereklusec: "award-winning adult movies, celebrity sex tapes, XXX parodies of popular superheroes, educational videos and other content",

Oh, they're educational all right.


HEY NOW!!


Some of us need all the help we can get!

/just sayin
 
2011-11-09 05:32:08 AM  

tereklusec: "award-winning adult movies, celebrity sex tapes, XXX parodies of popular superheroes, educational videos and other content",

Oh, they're educational all right.


How else are the uninformed supposed to answer the age old question of, "Penis goes where?"
 
2011-11-09 05:44:10 AM  

Doctor Jan Itor: As an Android developer with access to a Google TV I'm giggitying a kick out of this.


How is a net TV experience any different than normal cable? More or less channels, ads, features, etc.
 
2011-11-09 05:47:48 AM  

tereklusec: "award-winning adult movies, celebrity sex tapes, XXX parodies of popular superheroes, educational videos and other content",

Oh, they're educational all right.


I guess it's akin to reading Playboy for the articles?
 
2011-11-09 05:54:58 AM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-09 05:55:33 AM  
t0.gstatic.com


/just saying
 
2011-11-09 06:24:21 AM  
Came for the "Google Knows What You're Searching For" girl.

Leaving satisfied, if low on electrolytes.

/Who is that girl, anyway?
 
2011-11-09 06:35:26 AM  
Goobies
 
2011-11-09 06:40:52 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Came for the "Google Knows What You're Searching For" girl.

Leaving satisfied, if low on electrolytes.

/Who is that girl, anyway?


That;s a question for the ages.

/not a bookmark for when someone figures it out
 
2011-11-09 06:45:54 AM  
Vivid? DO NOT WANT.
 
2011-11-09 06:58:24 AM  
Is Google owned by Barney Google?
Just who is Barney Google anyway?
I grew up with Snuffy Smith and Barney Google, except I never once encountered Barney Google.
AND, how come everybody seems to have Dick Tracy's wrist communicator and other such toys, and how did that jerk kid score Moon Maid?
I know who Terry was, but where the hell were the pirates?
I always wondered why Archie didn't pick between Betty and Veronica, it was only after reaching the age of majority that I figured out he was into Jughead.
Why didn't Beetle Bailey ever pull duty in the 'Nam? For that matter why wasn't he discharged for the good of the service?
And how did Sarge pass his fitness for duty requirements.
What kind of drugs were Nancy and Sluggo on?
How did a dweeb like Dagwood make a catch like Blondie?
Why didn't What's her face Worth, you know the "reporter" why didn't that strip ever get to any story line?
Was 'Lil Abner doing sheep, cause it's pretty obvious Daisy May was looking for a little company.
How come Star Eyed Stella nor Ruby The Dyke were in the sunday funnies, Zippy the Pinhead was, and I've got some old underground comix in which Zippy was pretty much a horn dog.
Why did the Family Circle always seem just plain freakin odd? I don't remember it ever being funny.
Why didn't good old Mr Wilson just kill Dennis the Menace and bury him in the crawlspace under his house...nobody woulda blamed him.
And since we all know Charlie Brown was never going to get to kick that football, and that Lucy secretly hated him, why was she so invlved with Snoopy? Bestiality perhaps? That would explain a lot, well, that and nickle psychiatry.
Did Betty Boop have body modifications done so her waist would be so small?
Geez even Elvira's waist isn't that disproportional. And why was her head like sixteen sizes too big? Was she on meth?
Was I the only kid who really hated Mickey Mouse, and wondered how come if Goofy was a dog, he had a dog...Pluto? Was this some weird sex deal?
How come all the horoscopes in the other papers said different stuff?
Did Blackie Sherrod(ms) ever actually play bridge? Why?
Were adults so dumb that the crossword puzzles were really a challenge?
Was the guy who was always running ads for a "house boy for bachelor" a serial killer? I always wondered if he ever got investigated.
Do ads still pop up with the words Natas Sevil and a phone number, and why is Natas Sevil listed in almost all cities, and why when you got invited over did they just give you a soda and some chips while a lady flashed you? I mean I was expecting something more....profound....back then all the ladies wore these see through dusters around the house all day especially in summer, and if given an opportunity they just about all put out...guess when there wasn't any birth control pills an 11 year old boy with a 30 year old crank was a godsend...or the opposite.
And how come nobody knew Clark Kent was Superman, I wasn't fooled by the glasses, and why didn't Louis Lane sob instead of going "Choke"?
How come Marilyn Vos Savant was wrong so often?
LOOKY----> EASTER EGG!
If you take the last two numbers of any persons birth year, and add those numbers to the age that person is or will be this year if they haven't already had their birthday the answer will always be 111. TRY IT....ooooooh weird!
 
2011-11-09 06:59:35 AM  
Sex? EEEEEEk. Run Hide america. gawd what a nation of psychotic pervs.
 
2011-11-09 06:59:44 AM  

BattleFrenchie28: DjangoStonereaver: Came for the "Google Knows What You're Searching For" girl.

Leaving satisfied, if low on electrolytes.

/Who is that girl, anyway?

That;s a question for the ages.

/not a bookmark for when someone figures it out


Bea Flora not my type but for you Farkers how like girls with sandwiches here you go.

NSFW (new window)
 
2011-11-09 07:28:34 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Came for the "Google Knows What You're Searching For" girl.

Leaving satisfied, if low on electrolytes.

/Who is that girl, anyway?


NSFW (new window)
 
2011-11-09 07:30:12 AM  
thai mai xhu blew my mind with that screenname and subsequent post
 
2011-11-09 07:32:44 AM  
I bet Apple will suddenly allow porn on their stuff, otherwise Google will win with the help of porn!
 
2011-11-09 07:38:10 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Googgle, subby? Or is the extra g a joke, too?


The extra "g" is for the g spot?
 
2011-11-09 07:40:05 AM  
i249.photobucket.com

i249.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-09 07:42:04 AM  

Thai Mai Xhu: Is Google owned by Barney Google?
Just who is Barney Google anyway?


holy fark it's the ghost of andy rooney!!!
 
2011-11-09 07:48:05 AM  

cretinbob: If it's FarkTV I will go down and reprogram their servers with a very large ax.


t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-09 07:50:42 AM  
So Google can learn from Betamax. That's encouraging.
 
2011-11-09 07:52:03 AM  
But its only available if you lay for their website, who the fark pays for porn on the internet?
 
2011-11-09 07:55:48 AM  

cretinbob: If it's FarkTV I will go down and reprogram their servers with a very large ax.


www.american-buddha.com
 
2011-11-09 07:59:38 AM  
Base on years of data culled from search requests, the content will be heavily weighted towards midgets, trannies, and donkeys.
 
2011-11-09 08:06:03 AM  
If you have to pay for Vivid on Google TV, it means you are paying for porn. And that, my friend, is inexcusible...
 
2011-11-09 08:07:03 AM  

steamingpile: But its only available if you lay for their website, who the fark pays for porn on the internet?


No kidding. Why I'm I going to pay for something that I'm going to watch for no more then 10 minutes?

Internet porn is like a college sorority girl; It's trashy, it's plentiful, and it's free.
 
2011-11-09 08:12:58 AM  
ASS TO ASS
 
2011-11-09 08:14:19 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Came for the "Google Knows What You're Searching For" girl.

Leaving satisfied, if low on electrolytes.

/Who is that girl, anyway?


She has a disdainful look on her face. Apparently she does not want us fapping to her. Probably for the best. Shouldn't fap at work when you just have cubicles.
 
2011-11-09 08:44:57 AM  

RobSeace: cretinbob: If it's FarkTV I will go down and reprogram their servers with a very large ax.

[www.american-buddha.com image 640x480]


Don't Panic
 
2011-11-09 08:57:54 AM  
GO, OGLE!
 
2011-11-09 09:00:19 AM  

Celerian: She has a disdainful look on her face. Apparently she does not want us fapping to her.


Help is on the way

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-09 09:14:17 AM  
inb4gd
 
2011-11-09 09:28:24 AM  

Itstoearly: The extra "g" is for the g spot?


THAT's where it is.

I'd been looking for it forever.
 
2011-11-09 09:43:11 AM  
OK Thai Mai Xhu I know that from somewhere is that Serge??
 
2011-11-09 09:54:19 AM  
img192.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-09 09:55:30 AM  

Thai Mai Xhu: How did a dweeb like Dagwood make a catch like Blondie?


OOOH! I actually know this one!

HE WAS RICH!

He was a wealthy socialite when they started dating; she was a flapper (basically, a pothead hippy chick, but not in so many words). He fell for her, she fell for his moneym, and his family said, "Dump her and marry someone in our class, or hit the highway, Arthur Dagwood."

He married her. They disowned him. He's what the original artist imagined the 1% would look like, if they actually had to work for a living - a complete and total slacker.

Seriously. It's how the comic started out.
 
2011-11-09 10:00:55 AM  

Notabunny: Celerian: She has a disdainful look on her face. Apparently she does not want us fapping to her.

Help is on the way

[img.photobucket.com image 550x493]


Thank the Gods! She looks slightly less irritable about us fapping!
 
2011-11-09 10:16:32 AM  

Celerian: DjangoStonereaver: Came for the "Google Knows What You're Searching For" girl.

Leaving satisfied, if low on electrolytes.

/Who is that girl, anyway?

She has a disdainful look on her face. Apparently she does not want us fapping to her.


It's better when the girl looks like she doesn't want you to fap to her. With a little imagination you can turn that into the soulless look of the girl giving you a lap dance, or better, seeing in the mirror the tear-streaked face of the girl who called you a loser in High School as you pound into her doggie-style, knowing that if she doesn't make you happy Roscoe, her "manager" at the escort service, will not be happy either.
 
2011-11-09 11:15:03 AM  

EZ Writer: If you have to pay for Vivid on Google TV, it means you are paying for porn. And that, my friend, is inexcusible...


This...I make great money, I still ain't paying for porn when I have 100,000's of streaming videos at my finger tips. If you're watching a whole 90 minute DVD to fap, you should have a doctor check it out.

It's fapping, not sex...wham bam thank you ma'am.
 
2011-11-09 11:42:42 AM  

cynicalbastard: Celerian: DjangoStonereaver: Came for the "Google Knows What You're Searching For" girl.

Leaving satisfied, if low on electrolytes.

/Who is that girl, anyway?

She has a disdainful look on her face. Apparently she does not want us fapping to her.

It's better when the girl looks like she doesn't want you to fap to her. With a little imagination you can turn that into the soulless look of the girl giving you a lap dance, or better, seeing in the mirror the tear-streaked face of the girl who called you a loser in High School as you pound into her doggie-style, knowing that if she doesn't make you happy Roscoe, her "manager" at the escort service, will not be happy either.


Wow, and you live up to your fark handle nicely, I see. Thought about that a bit, have you?

/I keed, I keed...
 
2011-11-09 12:08:32 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Googgle, subby? Or is the extra g a joke, too?


That's two G's, for a double dose of pimpin'!

www.upgrayedd.com
 
2011-11-09 02:17:47 PM  

GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: That's two G's, for a double dose of pimpin'!


Fun fact: I have a close friend that was one of "Upgrayedd's Hos" in Idiocracy.
 
2011-11-09 05:15:32 PM  
If GoogleTV ever is made available for Boxee or XBMC, I'll take it.
 
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