FARK.com: (6716018) I hear that Herman Cain wants Herman Cain's head to be added to Mount Rushmore. Herman Cain

		I hear that Herman Cain wants Herman Cain's head to be added to Mount Rushmore. Herman Cain (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)		39
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass

2011-11-08 08:22:39 PM

Fine with me.
Oohhh, a sculpture...then, no.

djkutch

2011-11-08 08:32:14 PM

Ummm...those cliff faces are white. As they should be.

djkutch

2011-11-08 08:48:45 PM

Here you go, Herman.

www.americansouthwest.net

uber humper

2011-11-08 08:53:27 PM

djkutch: Here you go, Herman.

[www.americansouthwest.net image 640x480]

By the looks of the one who came out today, that might be right up his alley.

/known a few golddigger cougars in my day. damaged goods, in a fairly literal sense.
//it would give the Black Hills a whole new meaning

AdolfOliverPanties

2011-11-08 08:56:50 PM

djkutch: Ummm...those cliff faces are white. As they should be.

"But I hear they're in the Black Hills" -Herman Cain

Lorelle

2011-11-08 09:06:17 PM

His habit of referring to himself in the third person is annoying.
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Somacandra

2011-11-08 09:08:37 PM

Non-Story. Overzealous Republican Candidate for Presidential Nominee.

djkutch

2011-11-08 09:10:51 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: djkutch: Ummm...those cliff faces are white. As they should be.

"But I hear they're in the Black Hills" -Herman Cain

Sir, you win.

Ed Finnerty

2011-11-08 10:08:12 PM

Lorelle: His habit of referring to himself in the third person is annoying.

Ed Finnerty agrees with that statement. Ed Finnerty is also a fan of Seinfeld and appreciates that image.

monty666

2011-11-08 10:35:03 PM

I never wanted to cause you any problems
I never wanted to cause you any pain
I only wanted to one time see you laughing
I only wanted to see you laughing in the Herman Cain

Herman Cain, Herman Cain
Herman Cain, Herman Cain
Herman Cain, Herman Cain

I only wanted to see you bathing in the Herman Cain

theorellior

2011-11-08 10:38:20 PM

Does this mean that Yeardley Smith will reprise her best early 90s role? She needs to break out of The Simpsons.

Fista-Phobia

2011-11-08 10:38:25 PM

Every. Time.

Sock Ruh Tease

2011-11-08 10:41:21 PM

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-11-08 10:41:35 PM

"He hasn't been President yet"

That could mean anyone. How does one infer he's talking about himself?

Coco LaFemme

2011-11-08 10:43:15 PM

For the sake of argument, let's say the accusations about Cain are baseless.

He's still a creepy motherfarker anyway.

Ed Finnerty

2011-11-08 10:43:28 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: "He hasn't been President yet"

That could mean anyone. How does one infer he's talking about himself?

Well it can't be Gingrich. There's not enough rock.

the_vegetarian_cannibal

2011-11-08 10:43:55 PM

Maybe Herman Cain should be on Mount Rushmore. Herman Cain thinks Herman Cain should. Actually, Herman Cain just wants to hear Herman Cain talk about Herman Cain. HERMAN CAIN!

/BOB DOLE!

Pro Zack

2011-11-08 10:46:03 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: "He hasn't been President yet"

That could mean anyone. How does one infer he's talking about himself?

for that matter - if he was talking about himself, could he have been...

wait for it...

Joking?

karl2025

2011-11-08 10:52:32 PM

Pro Zack: AverageAmericanGuy: "He hasn't been President yet"

That could mean anyone. How does one infer he's talking about himself?

for that matter - if he was talking about himself, could he have been...

wait for it...

Joking?

It's hard to tell when the candidate is, himself, a joke.

s2s2s2

2011-11-08 10:54:59 PM

Just carve one out of salt.

...wait for it

Snowflake Tubbybottom

2011-11-08 10:55:50 PM

Is it wrong that I yell RON PAUL every time they say his name in his ads?

/hates political seasons in Iowa

cato113

2011-11-08 10:55:51 PM

Cain quickly added that "Reagan would be a possibility."

That's a pretty heretical thing for Cain to say, since You shall have no other Republicans before me, seems to be the first commandment of the modern GOP

Nishu

2011-11-08 10:59:32 PM

Snowflake Tubbybottom: Is it wrong that I yell RON PAUL every time they say his name in his ads?

/hates political seasons in Iowa

RON PAUL!

LordJiro

2011-11-08 11:03:17 PM

cato113: Cain quickly added that "Reagan would be a possibility."

That's a pretty heretical thing for Cain to say, since You shall have no other Republicans before me, seems to be the first commandment of the modern GOP

Are you kidding? The modern GOP farkin' loves Reagan, since he gutted taxes, committed no crimes, and lowered the national debt.

Sure, that's all wrong, but THEY don't know that.

Somacandra

2011-11-08 11:10:43 PM

Pro Zack: wait for it...Joking?

Probably.

If not, he was most certainly talking about Jesus, anyway.

jayhawk88

2011-11-08 11:11:36 PM

This Herman will get on Mount Rushmore before Cain.

Blahbbs

2011-11-08 11:48:13 PM

The Crazy is strong this year.

wildcardjack

2011-11-09 12:16:46 AM

Blahbbs: [inlinethumb39.webshots.com image 458x147]
The Crazy is strong this year.

So a Mormon, from a Mormon family, Son of a business magnate that moved a chunk of it's operations to China, becomes an ambassador to China... Isn't the crazy one.

He's just less crazy. Trust me on that one, we could sooo make it look like he got sweetheart deals for papa during his stint as ambassador.

fusillade762

2011-11-09 12:25:36 AM

jayhawk88: [www.sitcomsonline.com image 395x500]

This Herman will get on Mount Rushmore before Cain.

I knew someone would have beaten me to that reference...

that bosnian sniper

2011-11-09 12:32:35 AM

s2s2s2

2011-11-09 12:37:01 AM

s2s2s2: Just carve one out of salt.

...wait for it

A Salt Head.

Flying Code Monkey

2011-11-09 01:07:57 AM

Bypass the media filter!

The truth about Herman Cain.

Paid for by Friends of Herman Cain, Inc.

/srsly?

Solid Muldoon

2011-11-09 01:13:08 AM

President Herman.

President Mitt.

President Newt.

Hee hee!

BorgiaGinz

2011-11-09 02:01:06 AM

Herman Cain think he deserves to be on Mt. Rushmore?

Richard Pryor said it best:

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Superjoe

2011-11-09 02:54:35 AM

Ron Paul?

quatchi

2011-11-09 03:00:37 AM

theorellior: Does this mean that Yeardley Smith will reprise her best early 90s role? She needs to break out of The Simpsons.

Will Hank Azaria be reprising his role as well?

TPM thought Michele Bachmann had the weirdest answer of the day, at first suggesting it should be James Garfield but then changing her mind to Calvin Coolidge.

*blinks*

The gift that keeps on giving.

gaspode

2011-11-09 05:32:31 AM

You know how corpses can make small movements and even emit sounds after death as everything cools, dries, shrinks etc, sometimes causing confusion and distress to family members?

That's where Herman's campaign is at right now.

MadMonk

2011-11-09 08:32:20 AM

I thought his head was already displayed at Rick Perry's hunting camp?

whidbey

2011-11-09 05:01:52 PM

Herman's Head?

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