wait, which one is the 'wife'?

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Beat me by this much....

St Francis P
Organic Chemistry: How many times can we add 'to distract the cashier' in the headline?

Now hush. Subby was trying to distract the cashier.

Subby like distracting the cashier.

One more cashier distraction for a trifecta!

What a distracted cashier might look like.



/hot

Ellis "Nostrildamus" DarDar: stupid name, stupid face, ugly shirt

/that ain't no way to go through life, son

Humbert Humbert?

nonzero: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 320x240]

wait, which one is the 'wife'?

Soon: maybe both.

Alright Hamilton!

Seriously? No one has asked for pics yet?

/hangs head in shame

nonzero: wait, which one is the 'wife'?

Outside of jail, neither.
In state prison, both.

nonzero:

wait, which one is the 'wife'?

I was wondering that. Bonnie and Clyde that ain't.

Also, couldn't they fit that person in yellow in the frame? He's got more nostril than his nose needs.

Cyberluddite: weave: Although the age of consent in Louisiana is 17 years old, Slidell Police told WWL First News that it is legal for 16-year-olds to marry if the child's parents give their consent. Police say they checked the validity of the marriage and found that the 16-year-old in this case is legally married.

In other words, statutory rape is OK as long as the parents of the minor give their blessing.

Nice family values Louisiana.

I appreciate a nice round of Louisiana-bashing as much as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure it's law in every state, or damn near every state at least, that (1) minors who are teenagers (i.e., not little kids, but minors over a certain age, such as 14 or 15 or whatever) can get married if their parents give their consent to the marriage, and (2) the crime of statutory rape is defined as sexual relations with a minor who is not the spouse of the perpetrator. I'm pretty sure that Louisana's laws on this issue are not noticeably different from your state's or my state's.

Ahh, so you're saying it's not the laws, it's the trashy parents who would let a 16 year old marry that make Louisiana special?

So if a 16 year old becomes pregnant there are people that suggest she should be legally prohibited from marrying the father of the child? That doesn't seem the right way to approach it either. There's nothing magical about 18. We allow people to drive cars at 16. We allow them to drink at 21. There's no reason we have to make every adult thing on Earth legal on the exact same day.

Lorelle: Police booked DarDar and Kuchler on attempted armed robbery charges

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I came to say "Dar Dar Binks"?

My sister was married when she was 16, back in 1973. Not pregnant, just in love. She then had a couple of kids, an affair, and a divorce. Then boyfriends, one more kid, worked in restaurants. After that she went to university to become a lawyer. This was in Australia about 20 years ago, so not only was the schooling free, but she was paid a stipend to attend. Last I heard (10 or so years ago) she was making $250K a year and traveling the world for whatever firm she worked for. Yeah, I don't have a close family.
So, don't knock everyone that gets married young, don't knock socialism either.
I'm the second-most loser of the family (4 professional girls, one laborer boy), and I'm not the boy.

If you don't let your girls marry at 15 or 16, babby will be formed without wedded parents and that's just not right. You get yerself a shotgun and resolve that real quick.

Ahem.

In any case the fact is using a woman to distract the cashier/LP folks/attendants happens in EVERY retail industry. All of them. Everywhere.

So much so that they train retail shmucks to watch for that sort of thing.

What's really hilarious when someone tries pulling it and the retail attendant happens to be gay. Suddenly their plan fails miserably, and they get busted.

This happened to a gay friend of mine and he said, "Stupid biatch shoulda used her cute boyfriend, might have gotten away with it." Hilarious.

/Petty criminals are petty.
//Marriage is sacred that's why we force little girls what get knocked up in their teens to marry.

Harv72b: So, what exactly did they do that was illegal?

Conspiring to be stupid

Fano: Humbert Humbert?

Dot the eye, fano. Nothing is too obscure for fark!!

weave: Although the age of consent in Louisiana is 17 years old, Slidell Police told WWL First News that it is legal for 16-year-olds to marry if the child's parents give their consent. Police say they checked the validity of the marriage and found that the 16-year-old in this case is legally married.

In other words, statutory rape is OK as long as the parents of the minor give their blessing.

Nice family values Louisiana.

You must be professionally stupid. "Statutory rape" means that it is illegal. If the marriage is legal, IT IS NOT STATUTORY RAPE. Does your mommy still have to tie your shoes?

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DarDar Hijinks

billt2: his bride is not that hot.

With a face and an intellect like that? Who'd a thunk?

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his wife? (new window)



totally the same chick.

/dude got fat

16 is legal in a majority of states.

Ambivalence: Maybe, but it doesnt' mean parents shouldn't be ashamed of themselves for consenting to allow a 16 year old to marry. (whether it be a 17 year old or a 50something year old character actor).

ah, now we're making remote moral judgements on whether people should be allowed to consensually and legally be married

awesome

/magic ages are magic