suprised it wasn't packed with fudge...,


/God I feel horrible for typing that but dammit this FARK and we have our standards to live down to.

NuttierThanEver: suprised it wasn't packed with fudge...,


/God I feel horrible for typing that but dammit this FARK and we have our standards to live down to.

drizzled with a white chocolate syrup

hehehe

Coach, my ice cream melted. Its hot in this locker room shower...

Coach? why are you naked?

first an autobiography titled "Touched", then an ice cream of chocolate covered banana, I swear the universe is messing with us

eagles95: this is the penn st thread....wow

Yeah... can we get an admin to explain why it is we don't have a PSU thread going?

It's not a goddamn parlor. It's a CREAMERY. It's the Penn State University CREAMERY.

/alum
//ashamed

CapnBlues: It's not a goddamn parlor. It's a CREAMERY. It's the Penn State University CREAMERY

I CREAMERY'd your mom... got nuthin'

fatalvenom: Penn is mightier.

/stole that from the first thread

InOmnibusCaritas: CapnBlues: It's not a goddamn parlor. It's a CREAMERY. It's the Penn State University CREAMERY

I CREAMERY'd your mom... got nuthin'

me neither, man. I will say that Peachy Paterno isn't a terrible flavor, but I heard through the grapevine joepa doesn't like it.

He's a good guy, Paterno, and I think he's just getting old and doesn't have good judgment anymore. A family friend of mine used to watch PSU games with his dad every week, until the dad died. So he wrote a letter to joepa thanking him for years of great football games and telling him how much it meant to him and his dad to see such a class act on the field. JoePa wrote him a handwritten response, thanking him for watching the games and sending his condolences. He's a good guy, but I think that in the last ten years or so, he's had less and less to do with the actual operation of the game. His principles and ideas are enacted by other people, because I think he's well aware that he's losing some his sharpness.

Have you noticed that at PSU games, no one has his name on his jersey? And every player who isn't injured stands, suited up and with his helmet on, along the sideline, watching the game and waiting to go in.

I do NOT suggest doing a GIS for Penis Mightier with safe search turned off. Just sayin.

T-Boy: ChrisDe: It's a short trip from Penn State to the state pen.

Mind if I use that without telling anyone I got it from you?

It's an old joke. Rockview State Penitentiary really is just a short drive away from campus.

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Considering Ohio State and USC's punishments for some students getting free tattoos and a free car from fans, what is the appropriate punishment for Penn State covering up an assistant coach cornholing 10 years on campus?

I think the whole football program should be shut down for 10 years... SMU style.

As a recent student/alum (masters done, writing my dissertation now) I'm inclined to agree. Football brings in money to that town and university, but for all the wrong reasons. Penn State needs to reimagine itself as a university. We were an agricultural and engineering school, but now we're a football and party school. The whole town has this really disgusting nihilistic attitude of "well, it brings in money, doesn't it?" when it comes to any negative consequences of the football culture.

I gotta admit I never thought Paterno's career would end because of boy sex. Who saw that coming?

CapnBlues: He's a good guy, Paterno, and I think he's just getting old and doesn't have good judgment anymore.

Exactly. I think it's funny that everyone is up in arms about what he "should" have done. He reported it as soon as he knew of it, and the man can't focus on anything but the next game. It's all he has at this point. Great guy, but it's time for him to be done.

thegoodthebadthedumb: CapnBlues: InOmnibusCaritas

He's a good guy, Paterno, and I think he's just getting old and doesn't have good judgment anymore. A family friend of mine used to watch PSU games with his dad every week, until the dad died. So he wrote a letter to joepa thanking him for years of great football games and telling him how much it meant to him and his dad to see such a class act on the field. JoePa wrote him a handwritten response, thanking him for watching the games and sending his condolences. He's a good guy, but I think that in the last ten years or so, he's had less and less to do with the actual operation of the game. His principles and ideas are enacted by other people, because I think he's well aware that he's losing some his sharpness.

Have you noticed that at PSU games, no one has his name on his jersey? And every player who isn't injured stands, suited up and with his helmet on, along the sideline, watching the game and waiting to go in.

I'm sorry, but unless he was so senile that he didn't know his own name, he should have known to immediately call the police when his assistant came to him with what he saw in that locker room shower.

Screw the old man as far as I'm concerned.

I'm not saying I disagree that he was in the wrong, but in all fairness, he went to his supervisor, who called up the lawyers and said that JoePa had done his legal duty, and they would take it from there. Yes, he should have called the cops. I'm not saying he's off the hook, morally. I'm just saying there's a lot more to the guy than just this.

CapnBlues: InOmnibusCaritas: CapnBlues: It's not a goddamn parlor. It's a CREAMERY. It's the Penn State University CREAMERY

I CREAMERY'd your mom... got nuthin'

me neither, man. I will say that Peachy Paterno isn't a terrible flavor, but I heard through the grapevine joepa doesn't like it.

He's a good guy, Paterno, and I think he's just getting old and doesn't have good judgment anymore. A family friend of mine used to watch PSU games with his dad every week, until the dad died. So he wrote a letter to joepa thanking him for years of great football games and telling him how much it meant to him and his dad to see such a class act on the field. JoePa wrote him a handwritten response, thanking him for watching the games and sending his condolences. He's a good guy, but I think that in the last ten years or so, he's had less and less to do with the actual operation of the game. His principles and ideas are enacted by other people, because I think he's well aware that he's losing some his sharpness.

Have you noticed that at PSU games, no one has his name on his jersey? And every player who isn't injured stands, suited up and with his helmet on, along the sideline, watching the game and waiting to go in.

You realize how assinine that sounds in light of what has come to light? A good guy does not let a kid diddler continue to hang around his football program. A good guy would have sucked it up and did the right thing at the time. So he wrote you a note when your dad died, I wonder if he had the courtesy to write one to the ten year old boy left bleeding from the anus in his team shower room?

thegoodthebadthedumb: Screw the old man as far as I'm concerned

I think that they are more interested in young men...

NuttierThanEver: You realize how assinine that sounds in light of what has come to light? A good guy does not let a kid diddler continue to hang around his football program. A good guy would have sucked it up and did the right thing at the time. So he wrote you a note when your dad died, I wonder if he had the courtesy to write one to the ten year old boy left bleeding from the anus in his team shower room?

It should be obvious that I'm too close to this to have any kind of rational judgment. I'm sorry I offended you.