Who?

I'm happy to be old enough to finally say...


Who?

How is she 17? looks closer to 57.

Also, who?

I'll bet they're as real as the rest of her body.

Remember back when you had to actually do something notable to be famous?

/yeah, me neither really.

I don't know but she either needs to show them (when she's legal), or GTFO. Until then, I don't care. I probably won't care then either, it's just the only way there's even a chance that I will.

She must have run out of pumpkin patches to AW around in. If there is a god they will never get a reality show.

Heavy D and Joe Frazier died yet people give a fark about this and The Kard-ASS-ians?

I'm sorry, but this guy should be in Jail! JAIL! JAIL!!!

who

and why are you watching fox news submitter? is there nothing better to do?

That chick does weird things with her mouth.

AmazinTim: How is she 17? looks closer to 57.

Also, who?

A really good 57. Around here there are no women over 30 that are less than 250 pounds.

(That's like 19 stone?)

Ok, whatever. But why the stripper heels?

Who?

*clicks link*

Butterface.

Who?

*reads comments*

16?! BWAHAHAHAHA.

A pic of her at 40:

Yeah, I'm still gonna have to touch them before I really believe.

Who?

Whip em out I'll tell ya

Answering that big question that nobody bothered to ask, no matter how many gossip rags they tried... well, until they pointed out that they could film a 16 year old getting felt up for national TV that is.

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That chick does is weird things with her mouth.

I'm floored that there's a studio audience.

You can't spell 'whore' without who

Good for her!
/no i dont want to sleep with her.
//maybe

eddievercetti: Heavy D and Joe Frazier died yet people give a fark about this and The Kard-ASS-ians?

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Heavy D died? (clicketyclackety)

Dammit.

Here she is:



Cute gal, wasn't she? I wonder what happened to her? Is it just make-up and facial contortions, or did she have a lobotomy?

cryinoutloud: Here she is:

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Cute gal, wasn't she? I wonder what happened to her? Is it just make-up and facial contortions, or did she have a lobotomy?

Make-up, extensions, attention-whoring family.

cryinoutloud: Here she is:

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Cute gal, wasn't she? I wonder what happened to her? Is it just make-up and facial contortions, or did she have a lobotomy?

Daddy issues. Bad ones.

Why he married her:

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That chick does weird things with her mouth.

That's why he married her.

Who?

eddievercetti: Heavy D and Joe Frazier died yet people give a fark about this and The Kard-ASS-ians?

Heavy D died today? He just released an album and was on Law & Order:SVU a while ago. He looked good after losing a lot of weight, so I'm surprised at the news.

eddievercetti: Heavy D and Joe Frazier died yet people give a fark about this and The Kard-ASS-ians?

I don't give a fark about anyone you mentioned

/Frazier maybe. I have one of his burger grill doohickeys

bugmn99: cryinoutloud: Here she is:

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Cute gal, wasn't she? I wonder what happened to her? Is it just make-up and facial contortions, or did she have a lobotomy?

Daddy issues. Bad ones.

Pretty much all their is to it.

One of the worst parts about taking a sick day is being relegated to the couch all day, and being exposed to the daily psychological crucible endured by the half of the US population that routinely sits at home from 9 to 5.

Its a sensory carpet-bombing of stupidity. Housewives. Househusbands. The 9% (or more) unemployed. All ripe fruit, lacking any semblance of critical thinking and evidently as easily marketed to as a gaggle of 2-year-olds seeing crayons for the first time.

To wit: here was a clip from a daytime talk show wherein trained medical professionals attempted to determine if some wish-they-were celebrity had surgically enhanced the size of her titties, to the rapt attention and moral judgement from the audience of mental midgets oohing and aahing right on cue.

Undoubtedly, this segment was sandwiched between commercials for embarrassingly high-interest loans, zit cream, and "online" colleges. The passionless predictability of its expected viewership is soul-crushing...