There are reasons NOT to?

Ewe can't be serious?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Ewe can't be serious?


Quit it. There shall be no baaaaaad puns...

It's better if you get a bunch of US Soldiers to club the sheep to death first (new window)

pwhp_67: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Ewe can't be serious?


Quit it. There shall be no baaaaaad puns...

I think we're going to have to ram a few through.

Well, I'm not convinced.

*please don't say pregnancy, please don't say pregnancy, please don't say pregnancy*

Woohoo!

If the sheep didn't dress like sluts, this would never happen.

Nadie_AZ: Uh, because they go to heaven?

goats go to hell.

What the well was subby googling to find that article?

"Men reported having sex as frequently as daily with such animals as mares, cows, pigs and and chickens."


Hmmm

Frogbutts!!!! I was almost out of reasons.

But their eyes are so much softer than a goat's.

wish I was: What the well was subby googling to find that article?

What his mom did over the weekend.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: pwhp_67: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Ewe can't be serious?


Quit it. There shall be no baaaaaad puns...

I think we're going to have to ram a few through.

I can't take it.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my lab.

wish I was: What the well was subby googling to find that article?

I know what ewe did last summer.

I'll wait until I see the results of the double-blind randomized control trial.

The most dangerous is Harold- the flying sheep.

having had sex with an animal at men who had sex some point in their lives.

At men? Who wrote this? The grade three class of Mrs. Willmington of PS 132, New Jersey? They're studying threesomes, fisting and beastiality for a class report and it made its way to NBC Bay Area news by accident?

Sock Ruh Tease: Men reported having sex as frequently as daily with such animals as mares, cows, pigs and and chickens.

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And here I was thinking "keep farking that chicken" was just an internet meme.

Them Brazilians are some sick puppies...

Ackbarican_Idol: I'll wait until I see the results of the double-blind randomized control trial.

The control group makes love to women. The other group gets a random farm animal.

eraser8: Wear condoms, people...and, sheep.

The original condom was made of sheep intestines, so I guess some should make a 'yo dawg, I heard you like farking sheep,..'

Drunken_Polar_Bear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0cI7hxWwgU

That is all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

I think this one is more fitting.

There's some vice video referencing this. It is absurd.

Check it out!

"SWA"? Really? Bestiality is now being masked as a TLA?

The whole TLA thing gets kinda weird. I mean, "ess-dou-ble-you-ayy"= 5 syllables, same as "bestiality". In fact, "sex-with-an-i-mals".... it's not even shorter than the created phrase it's replacing!!

Evidently the point here is to mask the entire identity of the subject with a meaningless "code word" to open it up to discussion without invoking the preexisting attitudes about it. At least that seems to be the INTENT. At this rate they might have just as well called it "Number 73" or "Santorum" or something.

With CHICKENS?
How does that even, oh god!

FTFA: " Men who had had sex with animals also reported a higher incidence of sexually transmitted diseases."

Yeah, I'm going to go with "this study was either seriously flawed or is being grossly misinterpreted."

Chickens, people. CHICKENS.

Gross. With all the crack hos he has been with, sleeping with him doesn't sound like "winning" to me, unless the prize is crabs or herpes...

Oh SHEEP? I thought it said Sheen.

/my bad

So don't be ruttin' on a Mutton

So there are actual reasons to not pull down some wool at the Oklahatchee Dam. At least spraying on a little tan is still good.