I wish I could have offered up my virginity for $15,400.

Yes, that is surprising given it's perfectly legal for her to give it up for free.

mitchcumstein1: I don't understand why you'd pay 15K to bang a virgin, just go to rush week at your local state university, you're bound to find one up there.

You would go to a college sorority/frat rush week to find virgins?

thismomentinblackhistory: They need to legalize prostitution so that these pricing standards make more sense.

At least tell me before you charge for the rust protection on the undercarriage.

offering up the virginity of a teenage girl for $15,400



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Isn't the person who would spend 15k to have sex a teenage virgin about 3 steps away from the megan's law website?

Last I checked, slaves didn't get paid $15k for 4 days.

Considering I don't remember the name of the girl I lost my virginity to, I'd much rather have 15k.

Also, prostitution should be legal.

ignatiusst: Where was the outrage when mine was sold for a joint and a warm 6-pack of Milwaukee's Best Light?

Phil? Is that you?!?!

Stole the idea from Pretty Baby.Rev. Skarekroe: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x355]

My first thought as well. Of course the 12 year old didn't get nearly as much...I don't think...what's the conversion rate between then and now?

If I was the first of the person that was my first, did we just trade our virginity back and forth until one of us banged somebody else?

What kind of interest rate are they offering?

Sleeping Monkey: If a 19-year-old dwarf can consent to getting tossed for money, why can't a 19-year-old virgin consent to getting farked for money?

Wow, I can't believe how okay you people are with this. Seriously disgusting. In high school, I was involved in sports and maintained an athletic build, so I had more than my share of offers from girls whose hormones had gotten the better of them. I did not give in. Why? Because I made a promise. Not to God or some chastity pledge, but to the future Mrs. Spentmiles. I know that I'm not getting any younger, but 45 is the new 35, and I am not giving up my search. She must be super special because God buried that treasure well! I've gained a little weight, and the hair grows faster in places that it shouldn't, and sometimes I have to put my testicles in a mug of warm water so I don't throw up it hurts so bad - but I will not give up nor give in.

How long would $15K last in the hands of an eighteen year old girl? Six months and it's gone. And she'll never have the opportunity to present her husband with the greatest, most pure and loving gift that she could give him. Shame on her, shame on the perverted pimps exploiting her, and shame on all of you for having no morals, no souls, no simply decency.

Depends on whether a condom is required.

Somebody explain to me how an "adult woman" becomes a "teenage girl."

Same double standard exists in the states.

16 year old girl murders six people while drunk driving: she's tried as an adult and held responsible for her actions.

Same chick sleeps with a 20 year old?

She's a "child" who was "raped" by a "predator."

Seems like Vaginas warp time more than the Island on Lost.

Ghastly: And here I gave it away like a sucker... well... for a sucker. But at least that guy in the van taught me how many licks it takes to get to the creamy centre.

Here at Fark, we like our AW's pretty... And women.

/Now git out

I guess everything really does have a price.

For half that, you could buy a Real Doll, and get the same experience.

Guys... no one wants your virginity. So stop offering.

thismomentinblackhistory: They need to legalize prostitution so that these pricing standards make more sense.

Nah, it should be decriminalized. Water is legalized. Booze is decriminalized. Cocaine is criminalized. These distinctions matter.

If prostitution was legalized all sorts of bad things would happen with it... it would basically lead back to making it illegal again. If it is decriminalized it can be regulated.

Gig103: dahmers love zombie: She's an adult. Non-story.

Bingo, done in one. They say this puts women's liberation back "centuries". I say that it's the opposite; the fact that this woman is empowered enough to do this says it's modern liberation.

George Carlin said it best: "Selling is legal, f*cking is legal, why isn't 'selling f*cking' legal?"

I would agree with this if it was actually the girl was doing the peddling. It seems to me there was a young woman who did that exact thing this past year. If there is any outrage here, I think it should be that the brothel is doing the selling, not the young woman. I guess, if she's a virgin, she hasn't been working there at all..... It does make you wonder how the brothel got hold of this kind of goods....

Whiskey Dickens: Ghastly: And here I gave it away like a sucker... well... for a sucker. But at least that guy in the van taught me how many licks it takes to get to the creamy centre.

Here at Fark, we like our AW's pretty... And women.

/Now git out

Now don't be mean. He may not be a woman, but he's still pretty.

and yet millions of girls give it to drunk frat guy for no more than a few jager shots and herpes.

Think they do layaway?

spentmiles: sometimes I have to put my testicles in a mug of warm water so I don't throw up it hurts so bad

Here is where I lost all composure.

"I'm gonna go find an ATM."

But the revelations horrified Australian Family Association spokesman Tim Cannon, who said it raised the ugly specter of slavery. "It is so clearly taking us back to the enslavement of people," he said.

"The damage it does to society and human dignity can't be overstated," he added.

Really? I ask because in the sentence right before you said it couldn't be overstated you overstated it.

depmode98: and yet millions of girls give it to drunk frat guy for no more than a few jager shots and herpes.

Pinnacle whipped is the new jager shots. Everything else is exactly the same.

spentmiles: Wow, I can't believe how okay you people are with this. Seriously disgusting. In high school, I was involved in sports and maintained an athletic build, so I had more than my share of offers from girls whose hormones had gotten the better of them. I did not give in. Why? Because I made a promise. Not to God or some chastity pledge, but to the future Mrs. Spentmiles. I know that I'm not getting any younger, but 45 is the new 35, and I am not giving up my search. She must be super special because God buried that treasure well! I've gained a little weight, and the hair grows faster in places that it shouldn't, and sometimes I have to put my testicles in a mug of warm water so I don't throw up it hurts so bad - but I will not give up nor give in.

How long would $15K last in the hands of an eighteen year old girl? Six months and it's gone. And she'll never have the opportunity to present her husband with the greatest, most pure and loving gift that she could give him. Shame on her, shame on the perverted pimps exploiting her, and shame on all of you for having no morals, no souls, no simply decency.

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<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6715180/72922513#c72922513">spentmi les</a>:</b> <i>Wow, I can't believe how okay you people are with this. Seriously disgusting. In high school, I was involved in sports and maintained an athletic build, so I had more than my share of offers from girls whose hormones had gotten the better of them. I did not give in. Why? Because I made a promise. Not to God or some chastity pledge, but to the future Mrs. Spentmiles. I know that I'm not getting any younger, but 45 is the new 35, and I am not giving up my search. She must be super special because God buried that treasure well! I've gained a little weight, and the hair grows faster in places that it shouldn't, and sometimes I have to put my testicles in a mug of warm water so I don't throw up it hurts so bad - but I will not give up nor give in.

How long would $15K last in the hands of an eighteen year old girl? Six months and it's gone. And she'll never have the opportunity to present her husband with the greatest, most pure and loving gift that she could give him. Shame on her, shame on the perverted pimps exploiting her, and shame on all of you for having no morals, no souls, no simply decency.</i>

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Man walks into a drug store and is asked if he needs help.

"Yeah, I need some rubbers for my 13 year old daughter." The clerk says "Your 13 year old daughter is sexually active?" The man replies, "Not really. She just lays there like her mother does."