she can understand what he says?

Pit Bull reportedly when the story first broke replied "I'm not trying to make fun of her or anything, just trying to keep her relevant."

Dude was doing this biatch a favor.

FTA: "given her frequent legal troubles, Ms. Lohan possesses irrevocable ties to California that are likely to keep her there for the foreseeable future." "Thus, in light of Ms. Lohan's continuing obligations to the State of California, as well as the foregoing facts, Ms. Lohan is a citizen of California, not New York."

This Pitbull person sure sounds like a lawyer.

Are they treating the dog for meth poisoning?

Atomic Spunk: FTA: "given her frequent legal troubles, Ms. Lohan possesses irrevocable ties to California that are likely to keep her there for the foreseeable future." "Thus, in light of Ms. Lohan's continuing obligations to the State of California, as well as the foregoing facts, Ms. Lohan is a citizen of California, not New York."

This Pitbull person sure sounds like a lawyer.

I was thinking the same thing. Honestly hope he wins and makes her pay damages. She's the reason that ETrade commercial got pulled when the boy called the girl named Lindsay a milk-a-holic. Loskank said people would associate her with an alcoholic.

BTW: I read the story, but posted my first thought upon reading the headline anyway. It was more fun than trying to say anything about morons suing each other.

I was hoping for a real pitbull terrier. Yeah, the dog might have died of meth poisoning, but I don't like pitbulls either.

Props to Pitbill for getting his name in the news. I had never heard of him before this, so at least he did that for himself.

Vodka Zombie: Kill them both just to be sure.

I agree with this line of thinking.

Surprised Christina Aguilera, Jermaine Dupree, Mariah Carey et al haven't gone after Eminem for the same, bleeding thing.

/shouldn't have said that
//frivilous lawsuit blizzard forthcoming

Grapple: He should declare it to be satire and tell her to piss off.

Woody approves.

Family Guy makes fun of her all of the time...do they get a free pass?

I was hoping a dog had actually eaten her face

I loathe LiLo, but Pitbull is even more of a no-talent ass clown than she is. Goddamnit that guy makes Sean Paul look like Eric B.

basemetal: Help me decide who the hell I give less about, fark.

You care less about the one with the smaller titties.
/That wasn't so hard, was it?

Thanks to Rifftrax, Snausages will forever be linked with the Twilight franchise in my mind.

She tried to sue over an eTrade ad before, the milkawhaaat baby.
So I made this.
\csb

Brick-House: Props to Pitbill for getting his name in the news. I had never heard of him before this, so at least he did that for himself.

Do you watch any TV??

Dr. Pepper (new window)

eagles95: Atomic Spunk: FTA: "given her frequent legal troubles, Ms. Lohan possesses irrevocable ties to California that are likely to keep her there for the foreseeable future." "Thus, in light of Ms. Lohan's continuing obligations to the State of California, as well as the foregoing facts, Ms. Lohan is a citizen of California, not New York."

This Pitbull person sure sounds like a lawyer.

I was thinking the same thing. Honestly hope he wins and makes her pay damages. She's the reason that ETrade commercial got pulled when the boy called the girl named Lindsay a milk-a-holic. Loskank said people would associate her with an alcoholic.

Why is she not worshiped as a heroine for this? Those commercials are farking retarded...except the one where a bunch of babies were crying over the success of another one. I liked that one.

/Heh, heroin for heroines.

basemetal: Help me decide who the hell I give less about, fark.

this

Lindsay's Playboy Shoot Will Suck (new window)

Lindsay Lohan had an idea for the theme of her Playboy photo shoot and, as you probably guessed, it was dumb. She wanted the pictures to look like a "Kate Moss fashion inspired story," whatever the hell that means. But Hugh Hefner didn't like the resulting pictures so he made her do a new set with more of a "classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel".

So not only has she now done two photo shoots that just copy other photo shoots, but she's now copying the same thing she copied the first time she posed naked. And boring get's boringer thanks to this...

This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, "gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not." Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She's expected to appear nude, but "strategically covered up" in certain shots.

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

eagles95: Atomic Spunk: FTA: "given her frequent legal troubles, Ms. Lohan possesses irrevocable ties to California that are likely to keep her there for the foreseeable future." "Thus, in light of Ms. Lohan's continuing obligations to the State of California, as well as the foregoing facts, Ms. Lohan is a citizen of California, not New York."

This Pitbull person sure sounds like a lawyer.

I was thinking the same thing. Honestly hope he wins and makes her pay damages. She's the reason that ETrade commercial got pulled when the boy called the girl named Lindsay a milk-a-holic. Loskank said people would associate her with an alcoholic.

They paid her to settle out of court, which I think is disgraceful and cowardly on their part. Perhaps that only encouraged her to file this suit.

Forget Lindsay Lohan. It was announced that Heavy D passed away at 44.

skinink: Forget Lindsay Lohan. It was announced that Heavy D passed away at 44.

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skinink: Forget Lindsay Lohan. It was announced that Heavy D passed away at 44.

That's too bad. He was recently on SVU. Have they said what he died of yet?

Glitchwerks: skinink: Forget Lindsay Lohan. It was announced that Heavy D passed away at 44.

That's too bad. He was recently on SVU. Have they said what he died of yet?

No word yet. He was found in distress at his home, and rushed to the hospital.

gopher321: Joking aside, do you think Lohan is really tweaking on meth? I think her appearance can be the result of hard drinking, cocaine and not enough sleep. Anyone have proof?

I see plenty of alcoholics, meth and crack addicts where I work and she doesn't look like a meth addict to me. She just looks like somebody who does A LOT of drinking and cocaine -- the type of person who does this on a day-in, day-out basis with little regard for the well being of their body. Go out at 10, stay up and party until 5 or 6. Sleep all day, wake up at 6. Repeat.

i woulda thought she'd have gotten attacked my a cat. you know, from the bad tuna smell.

Oh snap...Heavy D is dead?

RIP The Overweight Lover

I was actually listening to him this morning and was wondering if his fatness had killed him yet.

Did I just develop death powers?

zzzzzzzz Nancy Grace zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

/let's see what happens

skinink: Forget Lindsay Lohan. It was announced that Heavy D passed away at 44.

Damn, the overweight lover is dead.

/bummer

Riotboy: skinink: Forget Lindsay Lohan. It was announced that Heavy D passed away at 44.

Damn, the overweight lover is dead.

/bummer

Originally known as Mr. Big Stuff (new window)

Who the fark is Pitbull?

Double fark you to subby. One for getting my hopes up she was mangled my a dog. Two, for introducing me to what apparently is a retarded rapper named Pitbull.

Let's have a real good time, let's have a real good time.

Farty McPooPants: basemetal: Help me decide who the hell I give less about, fark.

You care less about the one with the smaller titties.
/That wasn't so hard, was it?

That really made me lol.
+1's

The contention for attention.

I'll never forget the time when GIS first came out and you GISsed for 'bong' and one of the pics was lilo bending over to be in a pic with 3 or 4 other people on a couch behind a glass table and on the table, among other things, was a glass bong about a foot tall.

And her leaning over, from the right, the bong being 3 or 4 feet from her.