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(Omaha World Herald) Strange Underwear thief to be locked up for a brief period of time   (omaha.com) divider line 30
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 12:55:56 PM
But did he figure out step 2?
 
AqueousBoy
2011-11-08 01:00:12 PM
He shouldn't get his panties in a twist.
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 01:41:01 PM
They should stretch the time out.
 
Honest Bender
2011-11-08 01:42:14 PM
Where?
 
Snowflake Tubbybottom
2011-11-08 01:46:26 PM
Ewww, menstrual jokey headline.
 
willyolio
2011-11-08 01:53:33 PM
he certainly deserves to be behind bras for a long time.
 
bump [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 01:57:09 PM
cduggan9.files.wordpress.com

"Don't trust (tighty) whitey"
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 01:58:57 PM
He wouldn't have gotten caught if he had been laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go, looking for the places only they would know
 
GonadtheBarbarian
2011-11-08 02:06:13 PM
This will leave a stain on his record.
 
One Bad Apple
2011-11-08 02:11:41 PM
Reduced to stealing underwear ?

His life has hit the skids
 
New Age Redneck
2011-11-08 02:13:19 PM
Gotch 'ya.
 
Grapple [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 02:13:54 PM
Poor Happosai...
 
rickythepenguin
2011-11-08 02:15:09 PM
Jacob Fisher had a strange hobby
Collecting clothes
Moonshine washing line
They suit him fine

On the wall hung a tall mirror
Distorted view, see through baby blue
He dug it
Oh, Jacob Fisher
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?

Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher

Now he's caught - a nasty sort of person.
They gave him time
Doors bang - chain gang - he hates it

Oh, Jacob Fisher
It's not the same, takes two to know
two to know, two to know, two to know,
Why can't you see?

Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher
Don't do it again.

/obscure?
 
medius [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 02:15:19 PM
One Bad Apple: Reduced to stealing underwear ?

His life has hit the skids

maybe he'll turn it around in prison, become a boxer

wonder if he had been stocking his victims (and if they weren't just hoes)
 
One Bad Apple
2011-11-08 02:16:47 PM
medius:

maybe he'll turn it around in prison, become a boxer

wonder if he had been stocking his victims (and if they weren't just hoes)

'Taint likely to happen
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-11-08 02:22:59 PM
20 to 60 months in prison doesn't sound to brief to me.
Sounds more like long johns time.
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 02:23:09 PM
One Bad Apple: medius:

maybe he'll turn it around in prison, become a boxer

wonder if he had been stocking his victims (and if they weren't just hoes)

'Taint likely to happen

I wonder if his drawers were able to accurately depict him from his description.
 
numbone
2011-11-08 02:23:59 PM
He'shiat the skids, mark my word.
 
medius [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 02:24:41 PM
wonder if he snuck in all commando
 
Person
2011-11-08 02:26:42 PM
They put the skidmarks on his brief crime spree.
 
zulius
2011-11-08 02:27:09 PM
How many thongs will it take to make it right?
 
cgraves67
2011-11-08 02:28:45 PM
medius: One Bad Apple: Reduced to stealing underwear ?

His life has hit the skids

maybe he'll turn it around in prison, become a boxer

wonder if he had been stocking his victims (and if they weren't just hoes)

Maybe he'll pick up an instrument, become a minstrel and stop by periodically for a few days.
 
medius [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 02:31:25 PM
maybe he's one of those late bloomers
 
medius [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 02:32:00 PM
as always, i'm sure the knickers are to blame
 
Allegrita [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 02:32:00 PM
FirstNationalBastard: But did he figure out step 2?

came for the South Park reference, left satisfied.
 
Cooper420
2011-11-08 02:48:44 PM
rickythepenguin: Jacob Fisher had a strange hobby
Collecting clothes
Moonshine washing line
They suit him fine

On the wall hung a tall mirror
Distorted view, see through baby blue
He dug it
Oh, Jacob Fisher
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?

Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher

Now he's caught - a nasty sort of person.
They gave him time
Doors bang - chain gang - he hates it

Oh, Jacob Fisher
It's not the same, takes two to know
two to know, two to know, two to know,
Why can't you see?

Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher, Jacob Fisher
Don't do it again.

/obscure?

DAMNIT, I posted that earlier (original lyrics) how come it didn't post!

not too much Obscured by Clouds, I understood your reference :)
 
FarkedUBAR [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 02:52:14 PM
FirstNationalBastard: But did he figure out step 2?

Came for this. Thread is done in 1.
 
Snargi
2011-11-08 03:00:56 PM
Glad he is off the streets. He's just one more fruit off the loom.
 
Sgrmac
2011-11-08 03:07:21 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

...wanted for questioning
 
garandman1a
2011-11-08 03:22:11 PM
FirstNationalBastard: But did he figure out step 2?

Well, maybe this IS step 2. He gets 3 hots and a cot for 20-60 months, free of charge.
 
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