Fighting snake really dangerous

We already had a One Night In Bangkok headline a few weeks back that was far superior to this one.

now I have the song in my head, subby I hate you.

That is an [sic] lousy meter, subby.

Coco LaFemme: We already had a One Night In Bangkok headline a few weeks back that was far superior to this one.

We've also had uptight posts that were far superior to yours.

Too many words make Hulk brain hurt.

One night in Bangkok gotta call the Snake Catcher
That is nowhere near the meter.

The bars and temples burst with serpent fleets
Okay, why not?

You'll find a snake in every flooded cloister
This line should rhyme with the first line and doesn't.

And if you're lucky then it's venom-free
That line is fine, I suppose.

I can feel an viper swimming up to me
'An' viper?

Lazy effort, poor execution and not funny.
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I get my kicks above the snake line, subby

One night in Bangkok was greened a few weeks ago/
At the time it was quite funny/
One night in Bangkok the second time though/
Is an bad green for the mod and subby/
The meter sucks and it has too many syllables/

-1

bump: May Subby and Murray Head DIAF for putting that 'song' in m'haid...

But does Murray Head...

ever gonna give you up?
ever gonna let you down?
ever gonna run around and desert you?

Given the rat problem that is going to occur after the floods, I'd likely welcome the snakes.

this grips me more than would a muddy old river or reticulated python

macross87: I get my kicks above the snake line, subby

I get my kicks below the headline, macross87.

Did anyone mention the headline sucks viper balls. I mean, it actually tries and tries to find balls on a viper and suck them. It just can't suck enough.

Barnstormer: Did anyone mention the headline sucks viper balls. I mean, it actually tries and tries to find balls on a viper and suck them. It just can't suck enough.

Snakes have two penises.

/now you know.

Has a theme song to a movie without an actual movie to go with it ever gotten so much run?

Or do I have my facts wrong? I thought the movie was supposed to be called "Chess".

I'm curious about the 'an viper' bit.

Is it just a typo or is this a dialect usage somewhere?

Given how hastily-assembled the rest of the headline is, I'd suspect typo, but then you do get people who put erbs in their cooking ....

As a dude watching black floodwaters of doom creep up Paholyothin towards my neighborhood, I am totally getting a kick out of these replies...

/bottled water has been gone for weeks
//this entire clusterfark has been entirely caused by human mismanagement
///if they would have dealt with this four months ago, we would not be in this situation.

mjjt: I'm curious about the 'an viper' bit.

Is it just a typo or is this a dialect usage somewhere?

Given how hastily-assembled the rest of the headline is, I'd suspect typo, but then you do get people who put erbs in their cooking ....

A troll

gregoire4: Has a theme song to a movie without an actual movie to go with it ever gotten so much run?

Or do I have my facts wrong? I thought the movie was supposed to be called "Chess".

You see, there's this thing... called a "stage"...

Sompop works on his own as a volunteer and does not have a boat or trucks to navigate the deep water. He charges nothing for his services, but survives on tips.


They don't charge for snake removal because snakes are valuable, and he gets to keep the snake. If you just asked him to come get the snake and put it in a container and give it to you for free, he'd tell you to fark off.

That headline is a drag, it's a bore it's really such a pity.

I can feel an viper swimming up to me

A(n) naughty little fish...

mjjt: erbs...

Because there's a farking "h" in it...

WeenerGord: Barnstormer: Did anyone mention the headline sucks viper balls. I mean, it actually tries and tries to find balls on a viper and suck them. It just can't suck enough.

Snakes have two penises.

/now you know.

From yahoo answers:
Do snakes have balls?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

If you mean testicles, then yes. Male snakes have internal testicles. Mammals typically have external testicles in order to keep them slightly cooler than their overall body temperature. Snakes, being poikilothermic ("cold-blooded"), do not need such a clumsy and cumbersome external structure.

If you mean "chutzpah," well that's a different topic.

I amend my statement: subby dissected a viper and sucked it's balls to create this headline.

Gets *my* vote for Lamest Headline of the Year.

wiredroach: Headlines on Fark can make an admin humble / Not much between a redlight and a green / Headlines on Fark can take a bad-rhyme stumble / Now submitter's sub-meter is not too clean /That's the lamest an greenlight that I've ever seen

I hear they have a lot of those one eyed trouser snakes in Bangkok. I guess there is a reason its not called Bangcoont.

I would suggest:

That flood in Bangkok due to all that storming
Is now a boon to herpetology
The rising waters make the snakes start swarming
And if you're lucky then they're venom-free
I can feel a viper swimming up to me

See... "herpetology" adds that little bit of geekery that is a distinguishing feature of Fark.

Parthenogenetic: I would suggest:

That flood in Bangkok due to all that storming
Is now a boon to herpetology
The rising waters make the snakes start swarming
And if you're lucky then they're venom-free
I can feel a viper swimming up to me

See... "herpetology" adds that little bit of geekery that is a distinguishing feature of Fark.

+1. Subby, this is how it's done. (Although the second 'that', I'd change to 'the'. Reads funny with 'that' twice in eight words.)

wiredroach: Headlines on Fark can make an admin humble / Not much between a redlight and a green / Headlines on Fark can take a bad-rhyme stumble / Now submitter's sub-meter is not too clean /That's the lamest greenlight that I've ever seen

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Lazy effort, poor execution and not funny.
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Yeah, I agree. It's a drag, it's a bore.

/really such a pity nobody thought of anything better.

didn't read the article and do not care.
lurve!!! to subby for referencing the song that terrified me when i was 8.
no no to devils sneaking up on me.

And if you're lucky then it's venom-free / I can feel an viper swimming up to me

And if you're not lucky, an viper will make you an hero