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2011-11-08 08:39:36 AM
There's only one Skeletor, subby, and she's married to David Beckham.
 
2011-11-08 08:49:25 AM

Speaker2Animals: There's only one Skeletor, subby, and she's married to David Beckham.


Really?

img179.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-08 09:06:49 AM

Speaker2Animals: There's only one Skeletor, subby, and she's married to David Beckham.


And if subby thinks Lindsey is Skeletor, I'd hate to think what they think Posh is.
 
2011-11-08 09:22:01 AM
Are they doing a "girls of the state pen" edition?
 
2011-11-08 09:24:29 AM
Carol Costello? In Playboy?! WANT!!!1!!!
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2011-11-08 09:35:30 AM
www.popcrunch.com

15 bucks for posing for Playboy isn't normal, but on meth, it is.
 
2011-11-08 09:41:39 AM
There's only one Skeletor, subby, and he used to be married to Jennifer Lopez.

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-08 09:46:39 AM
I'll still look.
 
2011-11-08 10:04:47 AM
Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"
 
2011-11-08 10:09:43 AM

Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"


What's a "page"?
 
2011-11-08 10:17:19 AM
do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.
 
2011-11-08 10:22:31 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"

What's a "page"?


In a less refined, less civilized era porn was on paper in magazines. Nowadays, the proper terminology would be "anyone know how to get this keyboard unstuck...?"
 
2011-11-08 10:50:09 AM

WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.


You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.
 
2011-11-08 11:04:22 AM

Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.


jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.
 
2011-11-08 11:14:49 AM
There's only one Skeletor, and he's unemployed.
 
2011-11-08 11:37:06 AM
Donatella?

blog.zap2it.com

Ew. My least favorite Ninja Turtle.
 
2011-11-08 12:00:06 PM
Ann Coulter?

So long, boners.
 
2011-11-08 12:16:30 PM

Therion: Donatella?

[blog.zap2it.com image 250x330]

Ew. My least favorite Ninja Turtle.


GAH!
 
2011-11-08 12:17:04 PM
I'll make a fair assesment when the issue comes out. And by that I mean I will fap either way.
 
2011-11-08 12:18:27 PM
Link to NSFW sample (new window)
New York Daily News
 
2011-11-08 12:20:16 PM
TFA said, "The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful..."

Aw, man. I was hoping for tasteless. Now we'll have to wait for her to party through this million before Larry Flynt gets a shot at her.
 
2011-11-08 12:24:48 PM
Haha!

Playboy had to call Lohan back for a second shoot after Hefner deemed the first set of photos not up to par, according to RadarOnline.com.


"Yeah, Linds? It's your agent. Hef just called and he says he looked at the prints of the shoot and that he almost spat his dentures into his lap... He says go scrape off some skank and do some crunches or some shiat and get back to the studio."
 
2011-11-08 12:26:54 PM
I always kind of wondered about that. I mean, Skeletor has a skull for a head, right? And presumably he's a skeleton, right? But he looks pretty ripped under that powder blue leotard he wears.
 
2011-11-08 12:29:13 PM
Face it. She'll look great!
Do you still call it air-brushing or just plain 'ol Photoshop?

Really, they'll take the freckles off of her arms and chest, she'll be in full Pam Anderson make-up, the lighting will be just so, professionally groomed meat wallet, sharp knees will be dulled....
 
2011-11-08 12:30:41 PM

Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"


Vomit's adhesive?
/themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2011-11-08 12:31:32 PM

ArkPanda: I always kind of wondered about that. I mean, Skeletor has a skull for a head, right? And presumably he's a skeleton, right? But he looks pretty ripped under that powder blue leotard he wears.


That's why it's called 'skeletal muscle ^'
 
2011-11-08 12:33:01 PM
Hey he started the magazine, he can do whatever he wants with it.
 
2011-11-08 12:34:12 PM

Sybarite: Really?


That is not skeletor. That is ET.
 
2011-11-08 12:34:22 PM

ArkPanda: I always kind of wondered about that. I mean, Skeletor has a skull for a head, right? And presumably he's a skeleton, right? But he looks pretty ripped under that powder blue leotard he wears.


In fact he is exactly as muscular as He-man
 
2011-11-08 12:37:22 PM
FTFA

"The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay," spokesman Steve Honig said.

Which other side? Her Pooper?
 
2011-11-08 12:40:46 PM
cache.daylife.com

Filing defamation of character lawsuit because SHE is skeletor.
 
2011-11-08 12:40:59 PM
This is not the first time she's done a Marilyn Monroe tribute in a photoshoot.

I think she has a few delusions about her sex symbol status.
 
2011-11-08 12:43:38 PM

coeyagi: [cache.daylife.com image 640x875]

Filing defamation of character lawsuit because SHE is skeletor.


You KNOW Ashton is cracking Skeletor jokes and giggling with his buddies over a few beers
 
2011-11-08 12:46:08 PM

Bagelox-99: Carol Costello? In Playboy?! WANT!!!1!!!
fc04.deviantart.net


img829.imageshack.us

Separated at birth?
 
2011-11-08 12:47:57 PM
For the last time, there is only one Skeletor, and she used to be married to the Terminator.
 
2011-11-08 12:48:27 PM
Subby, subby, subby...
*shakes head*

Her nickname is Firecrotch, not Skeletor. Get with the program.
 
2011-11-08 12:51:11 PM
gifsforum.com
 
2011-11-08 12:52:17 PM

bdub77: Sybarite: Really?

That is not skeletor. That is ET.


No.

img179.imageshack.us

media.onsugar.com

Twin brother.
 
2011-11-08 12:52:35 PM
I love how Playboy always says "done tastefully". I would love to know what tastefully is with them because most of the moves they have done were not tastefully done.
 
2011-11-08 12:55:39 PM

Bagelox-99: Carol Costello? In Playboy?! WANT!!!1!!!
[fc04.deviantart.net image 500x348]


Wow! She used to be on air in columbus ohio, back in the late 80's, was hot then too
 
2011-11-08 12:57:37 PM
I am going to take a gander at next month's Playboy. They'll make her look 16 18 again
 
2011-11-08 12:57:41 PM
www.zdistrict.com
 
2011-11-08 12:58:24 PM

WordsnCollision: [www.zdistrict.com image 500x355]


I can see her coccyx. 'snicker'
 
2011-11-08 01:00:12 PM

Zorkthemadman: Which other side? Her Pooper?


Yes please.
 
2011-11-08 01:04:58 PM
i'd still fark the ever-loving holy bejesus out of her.

pretty good looking when she cleans up.

granted not that into blondes, but i'm flexible.


hopefully she is too.

and by flexible i mean willing to get experimental. like, oh what's the salad for, experimental.
 
2011-11-08 01:06:05 PM
Y'all won't be laughing when Lohan finds herself an asian guy with green eyes
 
2011-11-08 01:06:29 PM
"The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful..."

Well, never mind, then.
 
2011-11-08 01:07:48 PM

ColSanders: "The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful..."

Well, never mind, then.


Seriously, I can't get off anymore unless the spread is akin to a god damn 3 ring circus.
 
2011-11-08 01:09:19 PM
Again what is the point of Playboy? Lohan's pictures will be on the Internet, for free, within 10 minutes of the issue hitting newsstands. Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs, and then it will be done and I can move on to more interesting things like sorting paperclips. There is no possible way that I could ever be compelled to buy a copy of the magazine. It's Lindsey farking Lohan, for christ sake.

Now, get that new hot British princess and Hef baby, you got me.
 
2011-11-08 01:19:37 PM

Close2TheEdge: Again what is the point of Playboy? Lohan's pictures will be on the Internet, for free, within 10 minutes of the issue hitting newsstands. Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs, and then it will be done and I can move on to more interesting things like sorting paperclips. There is no possible way that I could ever be compelled to buy a copy of the magazine. It's Lindsey farking Lohan, for christ sake.

I'll point out that without Playboy, you won't be doing any of that. They're the ones taking the pictures, as you know. That's the point. To get the pics out there. They'll make more than enough in advertising and AOL users paying for them. They understand that what you're doing is part of the game now.

Sorting paper clips is more interesting than looking at "cooch and boobs"? Ooooooookay.
 
2011-11-08 01:35:27 PM

Sybarite: Speaker2Animals: There's only one Skeletor, subby, and she's married to David Beckham.

Really?

[img179.imageshack.us image 387x480]

Yikes. I'll be having nightmares to that image for a long time.

 
2011-11-08 01:50:20 PM

buttery_shame_cave: i'd still fark the ever-loving holy bejesus out of her.

pretty good looking when she cleans up.

granted not that into blondes, but i'm flexible.


hopefully she is too.

and by flexible i mean willing to get experimental. like, oh what's the salad for, experimental.


Yeah I totally liked her better as a redhead probably because she was healthier. I think the blond hair just highlights her meth face.
 
2011-11-08 01:52:50 PM
I just hope Lindsay turns it around this time. I've gotten a little tired of former hotties crashing and burning.
Schadenfreud does get old occasionally.
I'd much prefer them to stay beautiful their whole lives like Sophia or Julie Newmar as much as possible.
 
2011-11-08 02:04:54 PM

bigmattress: Close2TheEdge: Again what is the point of Playboy? Lohan's pictures will be on the Internet, for free, within 10 minutes of the issue hitting newsstands. Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs, and then it will be done and I can move on to more interesting things like sorting paperclips. There is no possible way that I could ever be compelled to buy a copy of the magazine. It's Lindsey farking Lohan, for christ sake.

I'll point out that without Playboy, you won't be doing any of that. They're the ones taking the pictures, as you know. That's the point. To get the pics out there. They'll make more than enough in advertising and AOL users paying for them. They understand that what you're doing is part of the game now.

Sorting paper clips is more interesting than looking at "cooch and boobs"? Ooooooookay.


My life would go on just fine having never having seen Lindsey Lohan naked, so what Playboy does is basically irrelevant to me. There's nothing about her that I find appealing. The only motivation might be the voyeur factor that she is a minor celebrity. Throw a bag over her head, and she would look like a thousand other naked women on the Internet. Only more airbrushed.
 
2011-11-08 02:17:48 PM
Lindsey:
"I'm not who they see in the press I'm not that person at all. I want people to see a different sodomy..."
 
2011-11-08 02:23:09 PM
Another Marilyn Monroe inspired shoot? Seriously?
 
2011-11-08 02:35:51 PM
If Marilyn Monroe was around today, she'd be slagged off as a vapid untalented slut on a par with Anna Nicole Smith.
 
2011-11-08 02:36:40 PM

Close2TheEdge: My life would go on just fine having never having seen Lindsey Lohan naked, so what Playboy does is basically irrelevant to me. There's nothing about her that I find appealing. The only motivation might be the voyeur factor that she is a minor celebrity. Throw a bag over her head, and she would look like a thousand other naked women on the Internet. Only more airbrushed.

"Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs..."


Of course life would go on, but you said yourself you have curiosity about her ladybits.

Personally, when I don't find someone appealing, I avoid pretty much everything about that person. Especially nude photos.
 
2011-11-08 02:37:30 PM

Fano: Y'all won't be laughing when Lohan finds herself an asian guy with green eyes


First she'll have to get past Egg Shen.

/Then she can go on to rule the universe from beyond the grave.
//Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, right?
 
2011-11-08 02:40:43 PM

Jake Havechek: If Marilyn Monroe was around today, she'd be slagged off as a vapid untalented slut on a par with Anna Nicole Smith.


8/10

Pretty good!
 
2011-11-08 02:43:40 PM

GreenAdder: There's only one Skeletor, and he's unemployed.


t3.gstatic.com
'Curses! Heeeeee-maaaan!'
 
2011-11-08 02:44:34 PM
I thought Skeletor was Gabrielle Anwar.
 
2011-11-08 02:47:09 PM

bigmattress: Jake Havechek: If Marilyn Monroe was around today, she'd be slagged off as a vapid untalented slut on a par with Anna Nicole Smith.

8/10

Pretty good!


It's farking true, man. Her co leads carried her movies. She stood on an air shaft grate and her skirt flew up, whoopty farking doo.

At least you know you could have an intellectual conversation with Marlene Dietrich.
 
2011-11-08 03:00:41 PM

Jake Havechek: bigmattress: Jake Havechek: If Marilyn Monroe was around today, she'd be slagged off as a vapid untalented slut on a par with Anna Nicole Smith.

8/10

Pretty good!

It's farking true, man. Her co leads carried her movies. She stood on an air shaft grate and her skirt flew up, whoopty farking doo.

At least you know you could have an intellectual conversation with Marlene Dietrich.


And there it is.
 
2011-11-08 03:00:53 PM
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these:


celebrocks.com

"It might have been!"


/hot
 
2011-11-08 03:04:12 PM
Wow, I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was akin to a saint.

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me.
 
2011-11-08 03:04:33 PM

steviesgirl777: I love how Playboy always says "done tastefully". I would love to know what tastefully is with them because most of the moves they have done were not tastefully done.


I don't even understand what this means.
 
2011-11-08 03:06:04 PM

OtherLittleGuy: For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these:


[celebrocks.com image 320x480]

"It might have been!"

/hot


I would, yes, I would. If only.
 
2011-11-08 03:06:16 PM

Jake Havechek: Wow, I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was akin to a saint.

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me.


Leave Marilyn alone?
 
2011-11-08 03:07:11 PM

red5ish: Link to NSFW sample (new window)
New York Daily News


This.... those photos were just about as naked as she'll be in Playboy I am guessing (unless she's going to go full frontal), and they'll be 3 years better than Playboys.

/well, 3 Lohan years, which is about 25 years on anyone else
 
2011-11-08 03:21:41 PM

dletter: This.... those photos were just about as naked as she'll be in Playboy I am guessing (unless she's going to go full frontal), and they'll be 3 years better than Playboys.


You'll get tits. Not sure about the rest, and if it is, it'll be blurred to hell.

Other than the voyeur factor Hollywood Actress+Nudity, I don't get the point. The girls in Viv Thomas lesbian porn or in Met-Art look better. I'd probably rather see a Playboy photoshoot of Tori Black, and she's done ass to mouth on camera.
 
2011-11-08 03:27:20 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"

What's a "page"?


Something US congress critters like to fark.
 
2011-11-08 03:28:53 PM

farkeruk: dletter: This.... those photos were just about as naked as she'll be in Playboy I am guessing (unless she's going to go full frontal), and they'll be 3 years better than Playboys.

You'll get tits. Not sure about the rest, and if it is, it'll be blurred to hell.

Other than the voyeur factor Hollywood Actress+Nudity, I don't get the point. The girls in Viv Thomas lesbian porn or in Met-Art look better. I'd probably rather see a Playboy photoshoot of Tori Black, and she's done ass to mouth on camera.


There were plenty of tits shots int he NYer photo shoot. And they looked pretty good then... I'm not so hopeful about now.
 
2011-11-08 03:30:12 PM
Valtrex doing a foldout ad?
 
2011-11-08 04:03:17 PM

Jake Havechek: Wow, I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was akin to a saint.

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me.


static.gigwise.com

/hot
 
2011-11-08 04:04:57 PM

dletter: red5ish: Link to NSFW sample (new window)
New York Daily News

This.... those photos were just about as naked as she'll be in Playboy I am guessing (unless she's going to go full frontal), and they'll be 3 years better than Playboys.


She's confirmed that she's showing the holy trifecta for them.
 
2011-11-08 04:19:59 PM
How quickly we forget:

images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2011-11-08 04:21:02 PM
yeah yeah yeah, for all those slagging her off, I'll bet you all look at the pics and knock one out
 
2011-11-08 04:28:42 PM
Sorry, Jumbotron, but Lindsay Lohan's shape doesn't = "Skeletor" to those of us who don't regularly dig snack foods from the cavernous depths of our navel cavities while wheezing through our tear ducts.
 
2011-11-08 04:30:03 PM

reddc: Bagelox-99: Carol Costello? In Playboy?! WANT!!!1!!!
[fc04.deviantart.net image 500x348]

Wow! She used to be on air in columbus ohio, back in the late 80's, was hot then too


She's 50, can you believe it?!
 
2011-11-08 04:33:52 PM

OtherLittleGuy: For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these:


[celebrocks.com image 320x480]

"It might have been!"

/hot


Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."
 
2011-11-08 04:37:31 PM

WaltzingMathilda: Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.

jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.


Isn't crack short for crack-cocaine?
 
2011-11-08 04:41:20 PM

Close2TheEdge: bigmattress: Close2TheEdge: Again what is the point of Playboy? Lohan's pictures will be on the Internet, for free, within 10 minutes of the issue hitting newsstands. Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs, and then it will be done and I can move on to more interesting things like sorting paperclips. There is no possible way that I could ever be compelled to buy a copy of the magazine. It's Lindsey farking Lohan, for christ sake.

I'll point out that without Playboy, you won't be doing any of that. They're the ones taking the pictures, as you know. That's the point. To get the pics out there. They'll make more than enough in advertising and AOL users paying for them. They understand that what you're doing is part of the game now.

Sorting paper clips is more interesting than looking at "cooch and boobs"? Ooooooookay.

My life would go on just fine having never having seen Lindsey Lohan naked, so what Playboy does is basically irrelevant to me. There's nothing about her that I find appealing. The only motivation might be the voyeur factor that she is a minor celebrity. Throw a bag over her head, and she would look like a thousand other naked women on the Internet. Only more airbrushed.


/push
 
2011-11-08 04:44:14 PM
Tasteful? fark that. If I can't see her dirty snatch, I'm not buyin it.
 
2011-11-08 04:46:50 PM

rawbert7: Isn't crack short for crack-cocaine?


usually, when people say "coke" they mean "cocaine", as in the baking powder everyone was carrying around in Miami Vice, not a hybrid or derivative like crack

/total drug knowledge dude
//not
 
2011-11-08 04:58:20 PM

Polish Hussar: Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."


You do realize she was 16 or 17 when filming Mean Girls?

/not as creepy as saying the Parent Trap, but, probably nothing you want to throw out at a dinner party either.
 
2011-11-08 05:02:35 PM
Frank Langella?
 
2011-11-08 05:03:29 PM

dletter: Polish Hussar: Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."

You do realize she was 16 or 17 when filming Mean Girls?

/not as creepy as saying the Parent Trap, but, probably nothing you want to throw out at a dinner party either.


Damn, for some reason I thought she was 19 or 20 when she did that
 
2011-11-08 05:07:22 PM
From the New York Post:

This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, "gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not." Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She's expected to appear nude, but "strategically covered up" in certain shots.
Link (new window)
1.bp.blogspot.com
Coke-head girls tits, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a lawyer
Y'all motherfarkers lying, and getting me pissed
 
2011-11-08 05:10:50 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-08 05:16:49 PM

Polish Hussar: dletter: Polish Hussar: Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."

You do realize she was 16 or 17 when filming Mean Girls?

/not as creepy as saying the Parent Trap, but, probably nothing you want to throw out at a dinner party either.

Damn, for some reason I thought she was 19 or 20 when she did that


Easy mistake to make, since it is really hard to remember looking at her photos now that she is right now today only 25.
 
2011-11-08 05:30:29 PM
img.dailymail.co.uk

No, I'm Skeletor!
 
2011-11-08 05:37:44 PM

rawbert7: WaltzingMathilda: Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.

jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.

Isn't crack short for crack-cocaine?


yes it is. but it's generally processed differently and it's smoked in a rock form. it's much more highly addictive and it's not the preferred method of high society designer drug users.

there is a big difference between a coke whore and a crack whore.
 
2011-11-08 05:40:57 PM
They're going to wear out their copy of photoshop blurring her details.

The meth teeth, farked up hands, wrinkles in her face that would be appropriate on a woman a decade or two older, the sallow skin... Maybe they'll even unsag her boobs a little. A few years ago this would have been great news, but that was then and this is now.

Now she just doesn't even compare to a hojillion other nameless women out there willing to take their clothes off.
 
2011-11-08 05:48:00 PM

WaltzingMathilda: high society designer drug users.


They smoke crack too. Sometimes.
 
2011-11-08 05:48:36 PM
so no real fappable pics then. One of those kind of nude shoots, well I guess I AM nude under my clothes.
 
2011-11-08 05:50:49 PM

weirdneighbour: so no real fappable pics then. One of those kind of nude shoots, well I guess I AM nude under my clothes.


It's Playboy, not a Hustler brand.
 
2011-11-08 05:51:25 PM

weirdneighbour: so no real fappable pics then. One of those kind of nude shoots, well I guess I AM nude under my clothes.


You made it this far. I'm sure a GIS for "Lindsay Lohan Naked" wouldn't put you out.
 
2011-11-08 05:53:16 PM
gotta go, the cops are clearing the protesters out of the park at 6pm, hippies said they are staying, could be batoningly epic.
/slight threadjack
 
2011-11-08 05:55:33 PM

Polish Hussar:
Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?


i.imgur.com
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
 
2011-11-08 05:56:29 PM

WaltzingMathilda: rawbert7: WaltzingMathilda: Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.

jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.

Isn't crack short for crack-cocaine?

yes it is. but it's generally processed differently and it's smoked in a rock form. it's much more highly addictive and it's not the preferred method of high society designer drug users.

there is a big difference between a coke whore and a crack whore.


I can appreciate the difference but was told I'm a visual learner. What would they look like? Teh whores, of course.
 
2011-11-08 06:00:34 PM

bidness: Polish Hussar:
Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

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2011-11-08 06:16:31 PM

WaltzingMathilda: Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.

jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.


Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.
 
2011-11-08 06:20:21 PM

eas81: Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.


It's the vanilla extract that makes all the difference.
 
2011-11-08 06:28:03 PM

thamike: eas81: Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.

It's the vanilla extract that makes all the difference.


Was thinking the high fructose myself.
 
2011-11-08 06:33:06 PM
Lindsay's Playboy Shoot Will Suck (new window)

Lindsay Lohan had an idea for the theme of her Playboy photo shoot and, as you probably guessed, it was dumb. She wanted the pictures to look like a "Kate Moss fashion inspired story," whatever the hell that means. But Hugh Hefner didn't like the resulting pictures so he made her do a new set with more of a "classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel".

So not only has she now done two photo shoots that just copy other photo shoots, but she's now copying the same thing she copied the first time she posed naked. And boring get's boringer thanks to this...

This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, "gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not." Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She's expected to appear nude, but "strategically covered up" in certain shots.


fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
2011-11-08 06:36:32 PM
the women in this thread need some food for god sake....someone feed them please
 
2011-11-08 07:24:58 PM

blogwiz: the women in this thread need some food for god sake....someone feed them please


I have the following items on-hand:
1) Papa John's sausage special
2) Rusty hush puppies
3) Kielbasa with spicy white mustard
4) Tossed salad with house dressing (vegan)
5) 5-Guys
6) Beef Taco (just the filling)
7) Beans and franks
8) A golden delicious
 
2011-11-08 07:34:42 PM

Paka Ono:
No, I'm Skeletor!


i76.photobucket.com
No, I'm Skeletor!
 
2011-11-08 07:37:00 PM

Slaves2Darkness: PC LOAD LETTER: Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"

What's a "page"?

Something US congress critters like to fark.



Brilliant. +2
 
2011-11-08 07:39:16 PM
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2011-11-08 08:07:22 PM

WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.


i172.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-08 08:40:44 PM

GonzoNihilist: [gifsforum.com image 360x273]


This is the only on-topic picture so far. Will be first Playboy I ever buy. 39
 
2011-11-08 08:59:04 PM
There are already naked, professional pictures of her. Unless the guest photographer is Larry Flynt, they can't be that much different.
 
2011-11-08 09:49:29 PM

thamike: WaltzingMathilda: high society designer drug users.

They smoke crack too. Sometimes.


it's pretty rare, and once they start, they are usually going off the deep end hard and require extensive therapy. she looks at worst like a weekend coke user.
 
2011-11-08 09:51:01 PM

eas81: thamike: eas81: Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.

It's the vanilla extract that makes all the difference.

Was thinking the high fructose myself.


read all my posts, dummy.
 
2011-11-08 10:16:24 PM
I think she'd look 100% better if she went back to her natural strawberry blonde color. It would be a start. Those bleached extensions just look dead.
 
2011-11-08 11:56:33 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Tasteful? fark that. If I can't see her dirty snatch, I'm not buyin it.


Who in the hell still buys Playboy? I mean, honestly....is it still 1978? Because if it is I have to tell 1978 Mini Ditka to not try to see what it's like grabbing hold of a car bumper on a shiatty 70's skateboard to see how fast he could go. I need to tell me how it goes; bloody elbows and knees and forehead and road rash, it doesn't go well. Go home and listen to some ELO and stop being such a little asshole, you little asshole.

Oh, and the first chick that is going to give it up to you is Stevie at an 8th grade dance. Stevie turns out to be Steve the janitor and if you weren't such a dumbass you'd have realized that girls don't "sometimes have a penis".


/wait I don't want to post that, how do I dele
 
2011-11-09 12:14:45 AM

WaltzingMathilda: eas81: thamike: eas81: Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.

It's the vanilla extract that makes all the difference.

Was thinking the high fructose myself.

read all my posts, dummy.


fc02.deviantart.net
 
2011-11-09 12:22:33 AM

bidness: Polish Hussar:
Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

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2011-11-09 12:30:05 AM

Therion: blog.zap2it.com


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2011-11-09 02:14:51 AM

fusillade762: bidness: Polish Hussar:
Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

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My sister actually met Chris Hansen once. She and her friend were standing in line to get into Cheli's Chili during the Final 4 when it was in Detroit. She said he was a really nice guy. No, he did not try to pick either of them up.

/CSB
 
2011-11-09 07:43:39 AM
I love how Playboy always describes their photo shoots as tasteful. Like it matters. What guys are doing with your "tasteful" shots is anything but.
 
2011-11-09 09:08:02 AM
This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, "gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not."

When you need a legal definition of "nude", we all lose.

I hope, when Lindsay ODs, all of her handlers get a Conrad Murray showtrial for enabling her.
 
2011-11-09 10:38:47 AM
Hef has done MUCH better. (new window, NSFW)

/Real or fake, I really don't care
//This thread still has potential
 
2011-11-09 10:48:29 AM

Vash's Apprentice: Hef has done MUCH better. (new window, NSFW)

/Real or fake, I really don't care
//This thread still has potential


Now that was tasteful.
 
2011-11-09 12:18:48 PM

OtherLittleGuy: This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, "gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not."


Which means it's likely to suck.

In porn terms, nude means the following:-

1. I can see nipples
2. I can see a reasonable amount of bush/vulva

And don't say it ain't gonna happen. They paid $500K to Heidi Montag to do a shoot which might technically be nude, but would be rated PG.
 
2011-11-09 01:56:39 PM

dletter: Polish Hussar: Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."

You do realize she was 16 or 17 when filming Mean Girls?

/not as creepy as saying the Parent Trap, but, probably nothing you want to throw out at a dinner party either.


Would you turn down Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan? Assume she's throwing herself at you.
 
2011-11-09 03:11:37 PM

Mini Ditka: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Tasteful? fark that. If I can't see her dirty snatch, I'm not buyin it.

Who in the hell still buys Playboy? I mean, honestly....is it still 1978? Because if it is I have to tell 1978 Mini Ditka to not try to see what it's like grabbing hold of a car bumper on a shiatty 70's skateboard to see how fast he could go. I need to tell me how it goes; bloody elbows and knees and forehead and road rash, it doesn't go well. Go home and listen to some ELO and stop being such a little asshole, you little asshole.

Oh, and the first chick that is going to give it up to you is Stevie at an 8th grade dance. Stevie turns out to be Steve the janitor and if you weren't such a dumbass you'd have realized that girls don't "sometimes have a penis".


/wait I don't want to post that, how do I dele


That's a bit of an overshare. Thank you.
 
2011-11-09 04:29:49 PM

urban.derelict: Therion: blog.zap2it.com

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Would sooner see nude pix of Orly Taitz and her oily titz than Lindsay at this point.
 
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