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2011-11-08 05:56:29 PM  

WaltzingMathilda: rawbert7: WaltzingMathilda: Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.

jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.

Isn't crack short for crack-cocaine?

yes it is. but it's generally processed differently and it's smoked in a rock form. it's much more highly addictive and it's not the preferred method of high society designer drug users.

there is a big difference between a coke whore and a crack whore.


I can appreciate the difference but was told I'm a visual learner. What would they look like? Teh whores, of course.
 
2011-11-08 06:00:34 PM  

bidness: Polish Hussar:
Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

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2011-11-08 06:16:31 PM  

WaltzingMathilda: Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.

jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.


Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.
 
2011-11-08 06:20:21 PM  

eas81: Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.


It's the vanilla extract that makes all the difference.
 
2011-11-08 06:28:03 PM  

thamike: eas81: Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.

It's the vanilla extract that makes all the difference.


Was thinking the high fructose myself.
 
2011-11-08 06:33:06 PM  
Lindsay's Playboy Shoot Will Suck (new window)

Lindsay Lohan had an idea for the theme of her Playboy photo shoot and, as you probably guessed, it was dumb. She wanted the pictures to look like a "Kate Moss fashion inspired story," whatever the hell that means. But Hugh Hefner didn't like the resulting pictures so he made her do a new set with more of a "classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel".

So not only has she now done two photo shoots that just copy other photo shoots, but she's now copying the same thing she copied the first time she posed naked. And boring get's boringer thanks to this...

This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, "gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not." Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She's expected to appear nude, but "strategically covered up" in certain shots.


fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
2011-11-08 06:36:32 PM  
the women in this thread need some food for god sake....someone feed them please
 
2011-11-08 07:24:58 PM  

blogwiz: the women in this thread need some food for god sake....someone feed them please


I have the following items on-hand:
1) Papa John's sausage special
2) Rusty hush puppies
3) Kielbasa with spicy white mustard
4) Tossed salad with house dressing (vegan)
5) 5-Guys
6) Beef Taco (just the filling)
7) Beans and franks
8) A golden delicious
 
2011-11-08 07:34:42 PM  

Paka Ono:
No, I'm Skeletor!


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No, I'm Skeletor!
 
2011-11-08 07:37:00 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: PC LOAD LETTER: Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"

What's a "page"?

Something US congress critters like to fark.



Brilliant. +2
 
2011-11-08 07:39:16 PM  
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2011-11-08 08:07:22 PM  

WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.


i172.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-08 08:40:44 PM  

GonzoNihilist: [gifsforum.com image 360x273]


This is the only on-topic picture so far. Will be first Playboy I ever buy. 39
 
2011-11-08 08:59:04 PM  
There are already naked, professional pictures of her. Unless the guest photographer is Larry Flynt, they can't be that much different.
 
2011-11-08 09:49:29 PM  

thamike: WaltzingMathilda: high society designer drug users.

They smoke crack too. Sometimes.


it's pretty rare, and once they start, they are usually going off the deep end hard and require extensive therapy. she looks at worst like a weekend coke user.
 
2011-11-08 09:51:01 PM  

eas81: thamike: eas81: Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.

It's the vanilla extract that makes all the difference.

Was thinking the high fructose myself.


read all my posts, dummy.
 
2011-11-08 10:16:24 PM  
I think she'd look 100% better if she went back to her natural strawberry blonde color. It would be a start. Those bleached extensions just look dead.
 
2011-11-08 11:56:33 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Tasteful? fark that. If I can't see her dirty snatch, I'm not buyin it.


Who in the hell still buys Playboy? I mean, honestly....is it still 1978? Because if it is I have to tell 1978 Mini Ditka to not try to see what it's like grabbing hold of a car bumper on a shiatty 70's skateboard to see how fast he could go. I need to tell me how it goes; bloody elbows and knees and forehead and road rash, it doesn't go well. Go home and listen to some ELO and stop being such a little asshole, you little asshole.

Oh, and the first chick that is going to give it up to you is Stevie at an 8th grade dance. Stevie turns out to be Steve the janitor and if you weren't such a dumbass you'd have realized that girls don't "sometimes have a penis".


/wait I don't want to post that, how do I dele
 
2011-11-09 12:14:45 AM  

WaltzingMathilda: eas81: thamike: eas81: Umm just to let you in on a secret Crack is made from Coke.

It's the vanilla extract that makes all the difference.

Was thinking the high fructose myself.

read all my posts, dummy.


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2011-11-09 12:22:33 AM  

bidness: Polish Hussar:
Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

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2011-11-09 12:30:05 AM  

Therion: blog.zap2it.com


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2011-11-09 02:14:51 AM  

fusillade762: bidness: Polish Hussar:
Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

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My sister actually met Chris Hansen once. She and her friend were standing in line to get into Cheli's Chili during the Final 4 when it was in Detroit. She said he was a really nice guy. No, he did not try to pick either of them up.

/CSB
 
2011-11-09 07:43:39 AM  
I love how Playboy always describes their photo shoots as tasteful. Like it matters. What guys are doing with your "tasteful" shots is anything but.
 
2011-11-09 09:08:02 AM  
This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, "gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not."

When you need a legal definition of "nude", we all lose.

I hope, when Lindsay ODs, all of her handlers get a Conrad Murray showtrial for enabling her.
 
2011-11-09 10:38:47 AM  
Hef has done MUCH better. (new window, NSFW)

/Real or fake, I really don't care
//This thread still has potential
 
2011-11-09 10:48:29 AM  

Vash's Apprentice: Hef has done MUCH better. (new window, NSFW)

/Real or fake, I really don't care
//This thread still has potential


Now that was tasteful.
 
2011-11-09 12:18:48 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, "gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not."


Which means it's likely to suck.

In porn terms, nude means the following:-

1. I can see nipples
2. I can see a reasonable amount of bush/vulva

And don't say it ain't gonna happen. They paid $500K to Heidi Montag to do a shoot which might technically be nude, but would be rated PG.
 
2011-11-09 01:56:39 PM  

dletter: Polish Hussar: Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."

You do realize she was 16 or 17 when filming Mean Girls?

/not as creepy as saying the Parent Trap, but, probably nothing you want to throw out at a dinner party either.


Would you turn down Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan? Assume she's throwing herself at you.
 
2011-11-09 03:11:37 PM  

Mini Ditka: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Tasteful? fark that. If I can't see her dirty snatch, I'm not buyin it.

Who in the hell still buys Playboy? I mean, honestly....is it still 1978? Because if it is I have to tell 1978 Mini Ditka to not try to see what it's like grabbing hold of a car bumper on a shiatty 70's skateboard to see how fast he could go. I need to tell me how it goes; bloody elbows and knees and forehead and road rash, it doesn't go well. Go home and listen to some ELO and stop being such a little asshole, you little asshole.

Oh, and the first chick that is going to give it up to you is Stevie at an 8th grade dance. Stevie turns out to be Steve the janitor and if you weren't such a dumbass you'd have realized that girls don't "sometimes have a penis".


/wait I don't want to post that, how do I dele


That's a bit of an overshare. Thank you.
 
2011-11-09 04:29:49 PM  

urban.derelict: Therion: blog.zap2it.com

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Would sooner see nude pix of Orly Taitz and her oily titz than Lindsay at this point.
 
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