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2011-11-08 01:35:27 PM  

Sybarite: Speaker2Animals: There's only one Skeletor, subby, and she's married to David Beckham.

Really?

[img179.imageshack.us image 387x480]

Yikes. I'll be having nightmares to that image for a long time.

 
2011-11-08 01:50:20 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: i'd still fark the ever-loving holy bejesus out of her.

pretty good looking when she cleans up.

granted not that into blondes, but i'm flexible.


hopefully she is too.

and by flexible i mean willing to get experimental. like, oh what's the salad for, experimental.


Yeah I totally liked her better as a redhead probably because she was healthier. I think the blond hair just highlights her meth face.
 
2011-11-08 01:52:50 PM  
I just hope Lindsay turns it around this time. I've gotten a little tired of former hotties crashing and burning.
Schadenfreud does get old occasionally.
I'd much prefer them to stay beautiful their whole lives like Sophia or Julie Newmar as much as possible.
 
2011-11-08 02:04:54 PM  

bigmattress: Close2TheEdge: Again what is the point of Playboy? Lohan's pictures will be on the Internet, for free, within 10 minutes of the issue hitting newsstands. Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs, and then it will be done and I can move on to more interesting things like sorting paperclips. There is no possible way that I could ever be compelled to buy a copy of the magazine. It's Lindsey farking Lohan, for christ sake.

I'll point out that without Playboy, you won't be doing any of that. They're the ones taking the pictures, as you know. That's the point. To get the pics out there. They'll make more than enough in advertising and AOL users paying for them. They understand that what you're doing is part of the game now.

Sorting paper clips is more interesting than looking at "cooch and boobs"? Ooooooookay.


My life would go on just fine having never having seen Lindsey Lohan naked, so what Playboy does is basically irrelevant to me. There's nothing about her that I find appealing. The only motivation might be the voyeur factor that she is a minor celebrity. Throw a bag over her head, and she would look like a thousand other naked women on the Internet. Only more airbrushed.
 
2011-11-08 02:17:48 PM  
Lindsey:
"I'm not who they see in the press I'm not that person at all. I want people to see a different sodomy..."
 
2011-11-08 02:23:09 PM  
Another Marilyn Monroe inspired shoot? Seriously?
 
2011-11-08 02:35:51 PM  
If Marilyn Monroe was around today, she'd be slagged off as a vapid untalented slut on a par with Anna Nicole Smith.
 
2011-11-08 02:36:40 PM  

Close2TheEdge: My life would go on just fine having never having seen Lindsey Lohan naked, so what Playboy does is basically irrelevant to me. There's nothing about her that I find appealing. The only motivation might be the voyeur factor that she is a minor celebrity. Throw a bag over her head, and she would look like a thousand other naked women on the Internet. Only more airbrushed.

"Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs..."


Of course life would go on, but you said yourself you have curiosity about her ladybits.

Personally, when I don't find someone appealing, I avoid pretty much everything about that person. Especially nude photos.
 
2011-11-08 02:37:30 PM  

Fano: Y'all won't be laughing when Lohan finds herself an asian guy with green eyes


First she'll have to get past Egg Shen.

/Then she can go on to rule the universe from beyond the grave.
//Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, right?
 
2011-11-08 02:40:43 PM  

Jake Havechek: If Marilyn Monroe was around today, she'd be slagged off as a vapid untalented slut on a par with Anna Nicole Smith.


8/10

Pretty good!
 
2011-11-08 02:43:40 PM  

GreenAdder: There's only one Skeletor, and he's unemployed.


t3.gstatic.com
'Curses! Heeeeee-maaaan!'
 
2011-11-08 02:44:34 PM  
I thought Skeletor was Gabrielle Anwar.
 
2011-11-08 02:47:09 PM  

bigmattress: Jake Havechek: If Marilyn Monroe was around today, she'd be slagged off as a vapid untalented slut on a par with Anna Nicole Smith.

8/10

Pretty good!


It's farking true, man. Her co leads carried her movies. She stood on an air shaft grate and her skirt flew up, whoopty farking doo.

At least you know you could have an intellectual conversation with Marlene Dietrich.
 
2011-11-08 03:00:41 PM  

Jake Havechek: bigmattress: Jake Havechek: If Marilyn Monroe was around today, she'd be slagged off as a vapid untalented slut on a par with Anna Nicole Smith.

8/10

Pretty good!

It's farking true, man. Her co leads carried her movies. She stood on an air shaft grate and her skirt flew up, whoopty farking doo.

At least you know you could have an intellectual conversation with Marlene Dietrich.


And there it is.
 
2011-11-08 03:00:53 PM  
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these:


celebrocks.com

"It might have been!"


/hot
 
2011-11-08 03:04:12 PM  
Wow, I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was akin to a saint.

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me.
 
2011-11-08 03:04:33 PM  

steviesgirl777: I love how Playboy always says "done tastefully". I would love to know what tastefully is with them because most of the moves they have done were not tastefully done.


I don't even understand what this means.
 
2011-11-08 03:06:04 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these:


[celebrocks.com image 320x480]

"It might have been!"

/hot


I would, yes, I would. If only.
 
2011-11-08 03:06:16 PM  

Jake Havechek: Wow, I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was akin to a saint.

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me.


Leave Marilyn alone?
 
2011-11-08 03:07:11 PM  

red5ish: Link to NSFW sample (new window)
New York Daily News


This.... those photos were just about as naked as she'll be in Playboy I am guessing (unless she's going to go full frontal), and they'll be 3 years better than Playboys.

/well, 3 Lohan years, which is about 25 years on anyone else
 
2011-11-08 03:21:41 PM  

dletter: This.... those photos were just about as naked as she'll be in Playboy I am guessing (unless she's going to go full frontal), and they'll be 3 years better than Playboys.


You'll get tits. Not sure about the rest, and if it is, it'll be blurred to hell.

Other than the voyeur factor Hollywood Actress+Nudity, I don't get the point. The girls in Viv Thomas lesbian porn or in Met-Art look better. I'd probably rather see a Playboy photoshoot of Tori Black, and she's done ass to mouth on camera.
 
2011-11-08 03:27:20 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"

What's a "page"?


Something US congress critters like to fark.
 
2011-11-08 03:28:53 PM  

farkeruk: dletter: This.... those photos were just about as naked as she'll be in Playboy I am guessing (unless she's going to go full frontal), and they'll be 3 years better than Playboys.

You'll get tits. Not sure about the rest, and if it is, it'll be blurred to hell.

Other than the voyeur factor Hollywood Actress+Nudity, I don't get the point. The girls in Viv Thomas lesbian porn or in Met-Art look better. I'd probably rather see a Playboy photoshoot of Tori Black, and she's done ass to mouth on camera.


There were plenty of tits shots int he NYer photo shoot. And they looked pretty good then... I'm not so hopeful about now.
 
2011-11-08 03:30:12 PM  
Valtrex doing a foldout ad?
 
2011-11-08 04:03:17 PM  

Jake Havechek: Wow, I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was akin to a saint.

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me.


static.gigwise.com

/hot
 
2011-11-08 04:04:57 PM  

dletter: red5ish: Link to NSFW sample (new window)
New York Daily News

This.... those photos were just about as naked as she'll be in Playboy I am guessing (unless she's going to go full frontal), and they'll be 3 years better than Playboys.


She's confirmed that she's showing the holy trifecta for them.
 
2011-11-08 04:19:59 PM  
How quickly we forget:

images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2011-11-08 04:21:02 PM  
yeah yeah yeah, for all those slagging her off, I'll bet you all look at the pics and knock one out
 
2011-11-08 04:28:42 PM  
Sorry, Jumbotron, but Lindsay Lohan's shape doesn't = "Skeletor" to those of us who don't regularly dig snack foods from the cavernous depths of our navel cavities while wheezing through our tear ducts.
 
2011-11-08 04:30:03 PM  

reddc: Bagelox-99: Carol Costello? In Playboy?! WANT!!!1!!!
[fc04.deviantart.net image 500x348]

Wow! She used to be on air in columbus ohio, back in the late 80's, was hot then too


She's 50, can you believe it?!
 
2011-11-08 04:33:52 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these:


[celebrocks.com image 320x480]

"It might have been!"

/hot


Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."
 
2011-11-08 04:37:31 PM  

WaltzingMathilda: Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.

jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.


Isn't crack short for crack-cocaine?
 
2011-11-08 04:41:20 PM  

Close2TheEdge: bigmattress: Close2TheEdge: Again what is the point of Playboy? Lohan's pictures will be on the Internet, for free, within 10 minutes of the issue hitting newsstands. Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs, and then it will be done and I can move on to more interesting things like sorting paperclips. There is no possible way that I could ever be compelled to buy a copy of the magazine. It's Lindsey farking Lohan, for christ sake.

I'll point out that without Playboy, you won't be doing any of that. They're the ones taking the pictures, as you know. That's the point. To get the pics out there. They'll make more than enough in advertising and AOL users paying for them. They understand that what you're doing is part of the game now.

Sorting paper clips is more interesting than looking at "cooch and boobs"? Ooooooookay.

My life would go on just fine having never having seen Lindsey Lohan naked, so what Playboy does is basically irrelevant to me. There's nothing about her that I find appealing. The only motivation might be the voyeur factor that she is a minor celebrity. Throw a bag over her head, and she would look like a thousand other naked women on the Internet. Only more airbrushed.


/push
 
2011-11-08 04:44:14 PM  
Tasteful? fark that. If I can't see her dirty snatch, I'm not buyin it.
 
2011-11-08 04:46:50 PM  

rawbert7: Isn't crack short for crack-cocaine?


usually, when people say "coke" they mean "cocaine", as in the baking powder everyone was carrying around in Miami Vice, not a hybrid or derivative like crack

/total drug knowledge dude
//not
 
2011-11-08 04:58:20 PM  

Polish Hussar: Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."


You do realize she was 16 or 17 when filming Mean Girls?

/not as creepy as saying the Parent Trap, but, probably nothing you want to throw out at a dinner party either.
 
2011-11-08 05:02:35 PM  
Frank Langella?
 
2011-11-08 05:03:29 PM  

dletter: Polish Hussar: Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."

You do realize she was 16 or 17 when filming Mean Girls?

/not as creepy as saying the Parent Trap, but, probably nothing you want to throw out at a dinner party either.


Damn, for some reason I thought she was 19 or 20 when she did that
 
2011-11-08 05:07:22 PM  
From the New York Post:

This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, "gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not." Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She's expected to appear nude, but "strategically covered up" in certain shots.
Link (new window)
1.bp.blogspot.com
Coke-head girls tits, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a lawyer
Y'all motherfarkers lying, and getting me pissed
 
2011-11-08 05:10:50 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-08 05:16:49 PM  

Polish Hussar: dletter: Polish Hussar: Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?

My brother and I think it was when she did "Mean Girls." Pedobear says "The Parent Trap."

You do realize she was 16 or 17 when filming Mean Girls?

/not as creepy as saying the Parent Trap, but, probably nothing you want to throw out at a dinner party either.

Damn, for some reason I thought she was 19 or 20 when she did that


Easy mistake to make, since it is really hard to remember looking at her photos now that she is right now today only 25.
 
2011-11-08 05:30:29 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

No, I'm Skeletor!
 
2011-11-08 05:37:44 PM  

rawbert7: WaltzingMathilda: Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.

jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.

Isn't crack short for crack-cocaine?


yes it is. but it's generally processed differently and it's smoked in a rock form. it's much more highly addictive and it's not the preferred method of high society designer drug users.

there is a big difference between a coke whore and a crack whore.
 
2011-11-08 05:40:57 PM  
They're going to wear out their copy of photoshop blurring her details.

The meth teeth, farked up hands, wrinkles in her face that would be appropriate on a woman a decade or two older, the sallow skin... Maybe they'll even unsag her boobs a little. A few years ago this would have been great news, but that was then and this is now.

Now she just doesn't even compare to a hojillion other nameless women out there willing to take their clothes off.
 
2011-11-08 05:48:00 PM  

WaltzingMathilda: high society designer drug users.


They smoke crack too. Sometimes.
 
2011-11-08 05:48:36 PM  
so no real fappable pics then. One of those kind of nude shoots, well I guess I AM nude under my clothes.
 
2011-11-08 05:50:49 PM  

weirdneighbour: so no real fappable pics then. One of those kind of nude shoots, well I guess I AM nude under my clothes.


It's Playboy, not a Hustler brand.
 
2011-11-08 05:51:25 PM  

weirdneighbour: so no real fappable pics then. One of those kind of nude shoots, well I guess I AM nude under my clothes.


You made it this far. I'm sure a GIS for "Lindsay Lohan Naked" wouldn't put you out.
 
2011-11-08 05:53:16 PM  
gotta go, the cops are clearing the protesters out of the park at 6pm, hippies said they are staying, could be batoningly epic.
/slight threadjack
 
2011-11-08 05:55:33 PM  

Polish Hussar:
Okay, Farkers, in your opinion, when was Lindsay Lohan at her most attractive?


i.imgur.com
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
 
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