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(MSNBC)   Skeletor to appear in Playboy next meth...er...month   (today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 130
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2011-11-08 08:39:36 AM  
There's only one Skeletor, subby, and she's married to David Beckham.
 
2011-11-08 08:49:25 AM  

Speaker2Animals: There's only one Skeletor, subby, and she's married to David Beckham.


Really?

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2011-11-08 09:06:49 AM  

Speaker2Animals: There's only one Skeletor, subby, and she's married to David Beckham.


And if subby thinks Lindsey is Skeletor, I'd hate to think what they think Posh is.
 
2011-11-08 09:22:01 AM  
Are they doing a "girls of the state pen" edition?
 
2011-11-08 09:24:29 AM  
Carol Costello? In Playboy?! WANT!!!1!!!
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2011-11-08 09:35:30 AM  
www.popcrunch.com

15 bucks for posing for Playboy isn't normal, but on meth, it is.
 
2011-11-08 09:41:39 AM  
There's only one Skeletor, subby, and he used to be married to Jennifer Lopez.

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-08 09:46:39 AM  
I'll still look.
 
2011-11-08 10:04:47 AM  
Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"
 
2011-11-08 10:09:43 AM  

Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"


What's a "page"?
 
2011-11-08 10:17:19 AM  
do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.
 
2011-11-08 10:22:31 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"

What's a "page"?


In a less refined, less civilized era porn was on paper in magazines. Nowadays, the proper terminology would be "anyone know how to get this keyboard unstuck...?"
 
2011-11-08 10:50:09 AM  

WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.


You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.
 
2011-11-08 11:04:22 AM  

Vodka Zombie: WaltzingMathilda: do you guys know what meth does to a person's appearance? if the answer is yes, why would this headline ever be written? sure lindsay has accelerated her aging with a bit too much partying, but meth? jesus, get out of the basement.

You sound concerned.

Fine. Crack then. Lindsay's a crack whore.


jokes are more funny when they have a slight tinge of truth to them. even crack is unlikely. coke, for sure.
 
2011-11-08 11:14:49 AM  
There's only one Skeletor, and he's unemployed.
 
2011-11-08 11:37:06 AM  
Donatella?

blog.zap2it.com

Ew. My least favorite Ninja Turtle.
 
2011-11-08 12:00:06 PM  
Ann Coulter?

So long, boners.
 
2011-11-08 12:16:30 PM  

Therion: Donatella?

[blog.zap2it.com image 250x330]

Ew. My least favorite Ninja Turtle.


GAH!
 
2011-11-08 12:17:04 PM  
I'll make a fair assesment when the issue comes out. And by that I mean I will fap either way.
 
2011-11-08 12:18:27 PM  
Link to NSFW sample (new window)
New York Daily News
 
2011-11-08 12:20:16 PM  
TFA said, "The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful..."

Aw, man. I was hoping for tasteless. Now we'll have to wait for her to party through this million before Larry Flynt gets a shot at her.
 
2011-11-08 12:24:48 PM  
Haha!

Playboy had to call Lohan back for a second shoot after Hefner deemed the first set of photos not up to par, according to RadarOnline.com.


"Yeah, Linds? It's your agent. Hef just called and he says he looked at the prints of the shoot and that he almost spat his dentures into his lap... He says go scrape off some skank and do some crunches or some shiat and get back to the studio."
 
2011-11-08 12:26:54 PM  
I always kind of wondered about that. I mean, Skeletor has a skull for a head, right? And presumably he's a skeleton, right? But he looks pretty ripped under that powder blue leotard he wears.
 
2011-11-08 12:29:13 PM  
Face it. She'll look great!
Do you still call it air-brushing or just plain 'ol Photoshop?

Really, they'll take the freckles off of her arms and chest, she'll be in full Pam Anderson make-up, the lighting will be just so, professionally groomed meat wallet, sharp knees will be dulled....
 
2011-11-08 12:30:41 PM  

Shostie: Fark: "OH GOD! NO! JESUS! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE'S SO SKINNY! I'D NEVER TOUCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

Reality: "...Anyone know how to get these pages unstuck...?"


Vomit's adhesive?
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2011-11-08 12:31:32 PM  

ArkPanda: I always kind of wondered about that. I mean, Skeletor has a skull for a head, right? And presumably he's a skeleton, right? But he looks pretty ripped under that powder blue leotard he wears.


That's why it's called 'skeletal muscle ^'
 
2011-11-08 12:33:01 PM  
Hey he started the magazine, he can do whatever he wants with it.
 
2011-11-08 12:34:12 PM  

Sybarite: Really?


That is not skeletor. That is ET.
 
2011-11-08 12:34:22 PM  

ArkPanda: I always kind of wondered about that. I mean, Skeletor has a skull for a head, right? And presumably he's a skeleton, right? But he looks pretty ripped under that powder blue leotard he wears.


In fact he is exactly as muscular as He-man
 
2011-11-08 12:37:22 PM  
FTFA

"The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay," spokesman Steve Honig said.

Which other side? Her Pooper?
 
2011-11-08 12:40:46 PM  
cache.daylife.com

Filing defamation of character lawsuit because SHE is skeletor.
 
2011-11-08 12:40:59 PM  
This is not the first time she's done a Marilyn Monroe tribute in a photoshoot.

I think she has a few delusions about her sex symbol status.
 
2011-11-08 12:43:38 PM  

coeyagi: [cache.daylife.com image 640x875]

Filing defamation of character lawsuit because SHE is skeletor.


You KNOW Ashton is cracking Skeletor jokes and giggling with his buddies over a few beers
 
2011-11-08 12:46:08 PM  

Bagelox-99: Carol Costello? In Playboy?! WANT!!!1!!!
fc04.deviantart.net


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Separated at birth?
 
2011-11-08 12:47:57 PM  
For the last time, there is only one Skeletor, and she used to be married to the Terminator.
 
2011-11-08 12:48:27 PM  
Subby, subby, subby...
*shakes head*

Her nickname is Firecrotch, not Skeletor. Get with the program.
 
2011-11-08 12:51:11 PM  
gifsforum.com
 
2011-11-08 12:52:17 PM  

bdub77: Sybarite: Really?

That is not skeletor. That is ET.


No.

img179.imageshack.us

media.onsugar.com

Twin brother.
 
2011-11-08 12:52:35 PM  
I love how Playboy always says "done tastefully". I would love to know what tastefully is with them because most of the moves they have done were not tastefully done.
 
2011-11-08 12:55:39 PM  

Bagelox-99: Carol Costello? In Playboy?! WANT!!!1!!!
[fc04.deviantart.net image 500x348]


Wow! She used to be on air in columbus ohio, back in the late 80's, was hot then too
 
2011-11-08 12:57:37 PM  
I am going to take a gander at next month's Playboy. They'll make her look 16 18 again
 
2011-11-08 12:57:41 PM  
www.zdistrict.com
 
2011-11-08 12:58:24 PM  

WordsnCollision: [www.zdistrict.com image 500x355]


I can see her coccyx. 'snicker'
 
2011-11-08 01:00:12 PM  

Zorkthemadman: Which other side? Her Pooper?


Yes please.
 
2011-11-08 01:04:58 PM  
i'd still fark the ever-loving holy bejesus out of her.

pretty good looking when she cleans up.

granted not that into blondes, but i'm flexible.


hopefully she is too.

and by flexible i mean willing to get experimental. like, oh what's the salad for, experimental.
 
2011-11-08 01:06:05 PM  
Y'all won't be laughing when Lohan finds herself an asian guy with green eyes
 
2011-11-08 01:06:29 PM  
"The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful..."

Well, never mind, then.
 
2011-11-08 01:07:48 PM  

ColSanders: "The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful..."

Well, never mind, then.


Seriously, I can't get off anymore unless the spread is akin to a god damn 3 ring circus.
 
2011-11-08 01:09:19 PM  
Again what is the point of Playboy? Lohan's pictures will be on the Internet, for free, within 10 minutes of the issue hitting newsstands. Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs, and then it will be done and I can move on to more interesting things like sorting paperclips. There is no possible way that I could ever be compelled to buy a copy of the magazine. It's Lindsey farking Lohan, for christ sake.

Now, get that new hot British princess and Hef baby, you got me.
 
2011-11-08 01:19:37 PM  

Close2TheEdge: Again what is the point of Playboy? Lohan's pictures will be on the Internet, for free, within 10 minutes of the issue hitting newsstands. Once there, I can satisfy my curiosity at seeing her cooch and boobs, and then it will be done and I can move on to more interesting things like sorting paperclips. There is no possible way that I could ever be compelled to buy a copy of the magazine. It's Lindsey farking Lohan, for christ sake.

I'll point out that without Playboy, you won't be doing any of that. They're the ones taking the pictures, as you know. That's the point. To get the pics out there. They'll make more than enough in advertising and AOL users paying for them. They understand that what you're doing is part of the game now.

Sorting paper clips is more interesting than looking at "cooch and boobs"? Ooooooookay.
 
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