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(Some Guy) Florida You finally got your wife to agree to that threesome, so of course when she starts making out with the other chick you beat her with your belt then throw a TV at her   (naplesnews.com) divider line 145
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2011-11-08 09:54:57 AM
Who throws a television? I mean, honestly.
 
2011-11-08 10:00:24 AM
So, he's gay?

I'm confused.
 
2011-11-08 10:08:33 AM
Really you already have her making out with another girl. I would think a little ruff play isn't out of the question.
 
2011-11-08 10:47:58 AM
Grables'Daughter: So, he's gay?

I'm confused.


One chromosome too many.
 
2011-11-08 10:59:17 AM
Dude. You are SERIOUSLY doing it wrong.
 
2011-11-08 11:09:47 AM
xanadian: Dude. You are SERIOUSLY doing it wrong.

Seriuosly.
 
2011-11-08 11:10:10 AM
you're doing it wrong
 
2011-11-08 11:10:27 AM
No I didn't.
 
2011-11-08 11:11:21 AM
Thats hot...

/no paris-ite... i wont pay you...
 
2011-11-08 11:12:16 AM
Jealousy is a ugly thing.
 
2011-11-08 11:13:13 AM
Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: So, he's gay?

I'm confused.

One chromosome too many.


Something like that.

I thought that for most guys, the ultimate fantasy is to bring in another girl to the relationship? And here she was making out with the other girl... something must have gone terribly wrong, like a HUGE miscommunication, or he must just be nuts.
 
2011-11-08 11:13:45 AM
Just RTA, hes saying they wouldnt let him join.. sounds like another case of he said, she said, she said...
 
2011-11-08 11:13:52 AM
I bet they'r illegals?
 
2011-11-08 11:14:25 AM
Grables'Daughter: Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: So, he's gay?

I'm confused.

One chromosome too many.

Something like that.

I thought that for most guys, the ultimate fantasy is to bring in another girl to the relationship? And here she was making out with the other girl... something must have gone terribly wrong, like a HUGE miscommunication, or he must just be nuts.


newflash: not all guys like it when their wife cheats on them...even if it IS with another woman.
 
2011-11-08 11:14:36 AM
I_C_Weener: Who throws a television? I mean, honestly.

thecomicking.net

popcorn!
 
2011-11-08 11:14:40 AM
i remember when Elvis would shoot the tv.....i hope to see a mushroom cloud real soon
 
2011-11-08 11:15:33 AM
I am amazed at the amount of crazy that comes out of that area. My grandparents had a place in Venice, and I spent many summers at Nokomis(sp?) beach.
I never saw any of that nuttiness.
 
2011-11-08 11:16:00 AM
Cuban or an illegal? Either way, he's probably gay.
 
2011-11-08 11:17:10 AM
I believe that's what the French call 'menage a televisione'
 
2011-11-08 11:17:52 AM
My guess is this guys idea of a threesome was two women doing him, not everyone doing everyone else.
 
2011-11-08 11:18:26 AM
Useless without Pics

.....But then I probably really do not want to see those involved, fantasy is much better than reality.
 
2011-11-08 11:19:04 AM
Don't arrange for a threesome if you are the jealous type. I'm just saying.
 
2011-11-08 11:20:14 AM
As his wife curled up to avoid being hit, Silva punched her and "swung the TV at her like a bat," the report said. After hitting his wife with the television twice, Silva dropped it on her, then grabbed another television and threw it at her

Its ok, the second TV was the broken one the first tv was stacked on.
 
2011-11-08 11:21:19 AM
funny- An attorney friend of mine was telling me a story about one of his clients. The married couple was preparing to celebrate the 40th birthday of the husband. His only birthday wish was to have a threeway. Although the wife wasn't thrilled, she agreed.

He left and went bar hopping looking for the magic partner. When he returned, he had a new friend. She didn't approve of the guy being the 3rd party in the 3-way, so she filed for divorce (hence, the attorney).

I lol'd
 
2011-11-08 11:21:42 AM
He probably was thinking "FMF" and got angry when it went "MFF" or even "M FF"
 
2011-11-08 11:22:27 AM
They seriously have nothing else in the house to hit her with? WTF?
 
2011-11-08 11:22:27 AM
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
 
2011-11-08 11:23:51 AM
The guy's name is Jorge. That's how gay folks spell "George," right?

Of course he's going to go into a violent rage when two women try to have sex with him.

He's GAY.
 
2011-11-08 11:24:50 AM
Well, he's kinda right to worry. Who would have sex with him if there was another option?
 
2011-11-08 11:27:08 AM
Married at 22? WTF does this guy do for a living at 22 to support a family?
 
2011-11-08 11:27:08 AM
He's probably a Meth-head.
 
2011-11-08 11:27:12 AM
Thats not how it works in porn.
Or did I miss something. Need to do more research.
 
2011-11-08 11:27:21 AM
I promise not to hit my SigO with a TV. The TV is flimsy and expensive.
 
2011-11-08 11:27:23 AM
protectyourlimbs: Just RTA, hes saying they wouldnt let him join.. sounds like another case of he said, she said, she said...

schnee: He probably was thinking "FMF" and got angry when it went "MFF" or even "M FF"

Bingaroo.

It wasn't just both women crawling all over him, so he got pissed.

/his story sounds really unlikely
//like, "I just made this up on the spot" unlikely
 
2011-11-08 11:27:24 AM
kvinesknows: They seriously have nothing else in the house to hit her with? WTF?

lulz
 
2011-11-08 11:27:44 AM
Guy sure has a lot of televisions...
 
2011-11-08 11:27:50 AM
And just like that, he went from two chicks to no chicks and a bunch of dudes.
 
2011-11-08 11:28:34 AM
The more you eat the more you fart: Grables'Daughter: Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: So, he's gay?

I'm confused.

One chromosome too many.

Something like that.

I thought that for most guys, the ultimate fantasy is to bring in another girl to the relationship? And here she was making out with the other girl... something must have gone terribly wrong, like a HUGE miscommunication, or he must just be nuts.

newflash: not all guys like it when their wife cheats on them...even if it IS with another woman.


See, the headline made it sound like this is something that they had set up... not a cheating situation.
 
2011-11-08 11:29:33 AM
I'm guessing he's a tad insecure/jealous.
 
2011-11-08 11:30:21 AM
cyber_slacker: Married at 22? WTF does this guy do for a living at 22 to support a family?

I was 23 when we got married, not sure what the age issue is?
 
2011-11-08 11:30:55 AM
People, people, I think we're missing the bigger issue here -

media.naplesnews.com

Which is - what the f--- is goign on with this guy's earlobes?
 
2011-11-08 11:31:04 AM
I'm not into women, so I wouldn't go for having another woman in the bedroom with my boyfriend and I, but most women who do agree to a threesome of that nature, probably ARE going to get it on with the other woman too. What guy doesn't know that?
 
2011-11-08 11:31:26 AM
It's not his fault she forgot her safeword
 
2011-11-08 11:31:31 AM
jmadisonbiii: And just like that, he went from two chicks to no chicks and a bunch of dudes.

LOL, at least he has no worries of being left out of the action!
 
2011-11-08 11:32:07 AM
slat1040: Useless without Pics

.....But then I probably really do not want to see those involved, fantasy is much better than reality.


Dunno, a couple of 22 y.o. latinas might be worth a peek...
 
2011-11-08 11:32:35 AM
Just another manic Monday.
 
2011-11-08 11:33:27 AM
cyber_slacker: Married at 22? WTF does this guy do for a living at 22 to support a family?

I had a roommate in college who had been married and divorced, 10 months from wedding to finalized divorce. He kept an engagement ring in his dresser. I don't think he believed in premarital sex so he would get engaged if he was in the mood.
 
2011-11-08 11:33:52 AM
Coco LaFemme: I'm not into women, so I wouldn't go for having another woman in the bedroom with my boyfriend and I, but most women who do agree to a threesome of that nature, probably ARE going to get it on with the other woman too. What guy doesn't know that?

Ross Geller didn't.
 
2011-11-08 11:34:01 AM
he blew it. he'll never talk her into doing anything like that again.
 
2011-11-08 11:35:17 AM
<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6714467/72912572#c72912572">Grables 'Daughter</a>:</b> <i>The more you eat the more you fart: Grables'Daughter: Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: So, he's gay?

I'm confused.

One chromosome too many.

Something like that.

I thought that for most guys, the ultimate fantasy is to bring in another girl to the relationship? And here she was making out with the other girl... something must have gone terribly wrong, like a HUGE miscommunication, or he must just be nuts.

newflash: not all guys like it when their wife cheats on them...even if it IS with another woman.

See, the headline made it sound like this is something that they had set up... not a cheating situation.</i>

Evidently not...if they wouldn't let him join in.

Sounds like they arranged a threesome...not a situation where his wife got a have sex with another woman and he got to be excluded. That's not a threesome...that's his wife cheating.
 
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