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(Telegraph) Sad JFK's Swedish girlfriend dies at 79: "He made love...with a surprising innocence - swooning, sighing, weeping. At one point he lifted his eyes to the heavens and proclaimed, 'The stars, Gunilla. The stars' "   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 69
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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 09:45:08 AM
Hot
 
gameshowhost [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 10:30:15 AM
... the fu?

/listen... i love jfk as much as the next libbymcliblib, but that's just what is this i don't even
 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 10:42:31 AM
That must have been the pills talking.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 10:48:36 AM
what the hell?? Did he come or was he hit over the head with a rolling pin?
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 11:01:33 AM
Did he shoot a pink mist?

/i'm going to hell
 
bhcompy
2011-11-08 11:01:44 AM
The man, the myth, the adulterer
 
Barnstormer
2011-11-08 11:02:39 AM
DRTA but the headline... so romantic. That's a real man.
 
Fabric_Man
2011-11-08 11:04:04 AM
"The stahs, Gunilla. The, um, eh, stahs."
 
vudukungfu
2011-11-08 11:04:06 AM
As someone who has had a Swedish girlfriend, I can empathize.

But, he's a Kennedy, so he can rot in hell.
 
SmitetheRighteous
2011-11-08 11:04:43 AM
im kommenden
 
ecl
2011-11-08 11:06:25 AM
He was high as f*ck. NTTAWWT
 
Jake Havechek
2011-11-08 11:07:05 AM
He looked the Soviets in the eye and backed them down, Reagan didn't do shiat and married a Hollywood blowjob queen.
 
MrDon
2011-11-08 11:09:58 AM
Horny president = interesting administration

Any thoughts about this?
 
gameshowhost [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 11:16:08 AM
xanadian: what the hell?? Did he come or was he hit over the head with a rolling pin?

You know what's funny? When one has a bunch of tabs open and initially thinks that was a post in the "rugby player has stroke, turns gay" thread. lolol XD
 
jboy
2011-11-08 11:17:26 AM
t3.gstatic.com

THE STARS!!!!

/Penny for his thoughts.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-11-08 11:20:09 AM
ecl: He was high as f*ck. NTTAWWT

TRIPPING BALLS
 
crow
2011-11-08 11:23:26 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Fabric_Man: "The stahs, Gunilla. The, um, eh, stahs."
 
TheTeethoftheTiger
2011-11-08 11:24:47 AM
I er' ah would like to ah say, that you are ah causing some burning in my loins!
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-11-08 11:32:09 AM
Ich bin ein playa.

/hate the game
 
Ross E. Krushan
2011-11-08 11:32:35 AM
Gunilla? WTF?
 
gameshowhost [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 11:32:36 AM
vudukungfu: But, he's a Kennedy, so he can rot in hell.

Yes -- those bastards that wanted to change us into a more meritocratic society with greater civil liberties for all. That's nice of you.

/rip on pops joe or the family drunkenness all you want
//jfk, rfk and emk, while flawed persons, fought to keep us from becoming the nation that we've now sunk to
/let's not forget that the two got friggin plunked for their efforts
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 11:32:53 AM
Sounds like there was plenty of action in his Cape Kennedy region.
 
portscanner
2011-11-08 11:34:08 AM
Another case of a Democrat bangs some chick that isnt his wife, "oh, how sweet!" But if a Republican is in the same room with a woman, "MONSTER!!! STRING HIM UP!!!!"

/even worse when a black republican does it
// yes I went there!
 
elev8meL8r
2011-11-08 11:34:54 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP GORILLA
 
blackmtnmantheonly
2011-11-08 11:36:10 AM
Jake Havechek Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-08 11:07:05 AM Ignore User
He looked the Soviets in the eye and backed them down, Reagan didn't do shiat and married a Hollywood blowjob queen.



Better study some history.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-11-08 11:39:17 AM
blackmtnmantheonly: Jake Havechek Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-08 11:07:05 AM Ignore User
He looked the Soviets in the eye and backed them down, Reagan didn't do shiat and married a Hollywood blowjob queen.



Better study some history.

Why? Reagan didn't do a damn thing. If anything he made things worse by thinking nuclear war was winnable and by making the already paranoid Andropov even more nervous.
 
Bathysphere
2011-11-08 11:41:07 AM
You do not know it, but you are full of shtars.
/drtfa
 
quoinguy
2011-11-08 11:41:56 AM
gameshowhost: vudukungfu: But, he's a Kennedy, so he can rot in hell.

Yes -- those bastards that wanted to change us into a more meritocratic society with greater civil liberties for all. That's nice of you.

/rip on pops joe or the family drunkenness all you want
//jfk, rfk and emk, while flawed persons, fought to keep us from becoming the nation that we've now sunk to
/let's not forget that the two got friggin plunked for their efforts


Yeah, right. EMK was such a bastion of political purity. He helped create HMOs and then shat all over them when it was convenient. The scuzzy fleabag also pushed hard for every policy that resulted in the recent meltdown.

Watch the revisionism, or you lose all credibility for everything you say.
 
bhcompy
2011-11-08 11:43:10 AM
Jake Havechek: blackmtnmantheonly: Jake Havechek Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-08 11:07:05 AM Ignore User
He looked the Soviets in the eye and backed them down, Reagan didn't do shiat and married a Hollywood blowjob queen.



Better study some history.

Why? Reagan didn't do a damn thing. If anything he made things worse by thinking nuclear war was winnable and by making the already paranoid Andropov even more nervous.

Kennedy looked the Soviets in the eye and didn't bat an eyelash as he sacrificed a bunch of Cuban exiles to appease them.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-11-08 11:43:20 AM
gameshowhost: vudukungfu: But, he's a Kennedy, so he can rot in hell.

Yes -- those bastards that wanted to change us into a more meritocratic society with greater civil liberties for all. That's nice of you.

/rip on pops joe or the family drunkenness all you want
//jfk, rfk and emk, while flawed persons, fought to keep us from becoming the nation that we've now sunk to
/let's not forget that the two got friggin plunked for their efforts

So, explain to me how JFK getting us ass deep in Vietnam is an example of them 'fighting to keep us from becoming the nation that we've now sunk to'.? I'll wait. Take your time.
 
ignatiusst [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 11:44:33 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 11:46:48 AM
portscanner: Another case of a Democrat bangs some chick that isnt his wife, "oh, how sweet!" But if a Republican is in the same room with a woman, "MONSTER!!! STRING HIM UP!!!!"

/even worse when a black republican does it
// yes I went there!

He's been dead for nearly 50 years. I think any controversy about the Kennedy administration is pretty much laid to rest by now.

Hey, if you want to be a little more topical, try complaining about Chappequiddick. I know you guys love to do that.
 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 11:48:15 AM
guywhotypes.files.wordpress.com

'The stars, Gunilla. The stars' "
 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 11:49:36 AM
crow: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]
Fabric_Man: "The stahs, Gunilla. The, um, eh, stahs."

Damn it!.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-11-08 11:49:44 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: gameshowhost: vudukungfu: But, he's a Kennedy, so he can rot in hell.

Yes -- those bastards that wanted to change us into a more meritocratic society with greater civil liberties for all. That's nice of you.

/rip on pops joe or the family drunkenness all you want
//jfk, rfk and emk, while flawed persons, fought to keep us from becoming the nation that we've now sunk to
/let's not forget that the two got friggin plunked for their efforts

So, explain to me how JFK getting us ass deep in Vietnam is an example of them 'fighting to keep us from becoming the nation that we've now sunk to'.? I'll wait. Take your time.

So You have other thoughts on Vietnam other than the 100% bullshiat stories of vets getting spit on? amazing.
 
OscarTamerz
2011-11-08 11:51:56 AM
It's nice he didn't add to his statutory rape felonies like that 17 year old intern and just committed adultery instead. I suppose.
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-11-08 12:06:43 PM
Did he cry like a baby? A hungry, angry baby?
 
JesseL
2011-11-08 12:17:51 PM
 
funky monkey
2011-11-08 12:25:10 PM
Sounds like he shot is presidential veto juice back and to the left.
 
exvaxman [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 12:25:22 PM
gilgigamesh: He's been dead for nearly 50 years. I think any controversy about the Kennedy administration is pretty much laid to rest by now.

Dad was a friend of JFK before the WH run and was part of the administration. The stories that he had of JFK, RFK and teddy and the womanizing were amazing.
 
greggerm
2011-11-08 12:54:53 PM
The stars,

opentoadventure.files.wordpress.com

...the stars!
 
Barry McCackiner
2011-11-08 01:11:35 PM
Came here for the tripping balls picture. Leaving disappointed.
 
dready zim
2011-11-08 01:18:59 PM
www.faniq.com

'The stars, Gunilla. The stars'
 
MuToiD_MaN
2011-11-08 01:23:09 PM
Fabric_Man: "The stahs, Gunilla. The, um, eh, stahs."

This. In reality there's no way this could sound romantic with his accent.
 
poot42
2011-11-08 02:11:02 PM
dready zim: [www.faniq.com image 640x360]

'The stars, Gunilla. The stars'

+1
Thank you. That was good. Very good.
 
Beemer_Vol
2011-11-08 02:49:22 PM
Jake Havechek So You have other thoughts on Vietnam other than the 100% bullshiat stories of vets getting spit on? amazing.

Vietnam-era veteran here: and was called baby killer (and worse) & spit upon at age 18 by the folks here in 'Merica. Not bullshiat. BTW, You're an ass, but somehow I don't believe that is amazing.

Off-topic, but it had to be said.
 
bizwack
2011-11-08 02:49:48 PM
images.wikia.com

Wait... Related to this Bouvier?
 
Jake Havechek
2011-11-08 02:56:41 PM
Beemer_Vol: Jake Havechek So You have other thoughts on Vietnam other than the 100% bullshiat stories of vets getting spit on? amazing.

Vietnam-era veteran here: and was called baby killer (and worse) & spit upon at age 18 by the folks here in 'Merica. Not bullshiat. BTW, You're an ass, but somehow I don't believe that is amazing.

Off-topic, but it had to be said.

Yer a goddamn farking liar.
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
2011-11-08 03:03:20 PM
Sounds like she had a hard life.
 
Barnstormer
2011-11-08 03:04:14 PM
All the best presidents were womanizers. Something about juggling several affairs behind your wife's back makes you an accomplished liar, and that IS part of the job.

Vote for character. Remember that worse is better.
 
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