wait...people have sex while the women is conscious?

Slaxl: Ok, firstly if someone does something to you you should know whether you like it or not. If someone punches me I don't ask the Star whether or not I should be bothered by it.

Secondly

My father even went into the whole, "it'll break your mother's heart if you let her down", routine.
But we didn't go because we just didn't fancy it. That's what we're like. We don't conform.

Wow, your parents 30th anniversary and you can't be bothered to go, despite your father pleading with you for your mothers sake? What a complete biatch. Probably all a lie anyway.

this scared me more than the sex sleep. Why are you bragging about being a douchebag to your parents?

FTFA: Neither of us likes to be constrained by any rules or by the usual conventions. If anything we prefer to do the very opposite of what everyone else expects.

You are still being constrained by conventions. You're just being an attention-whoring asshole about it.

You want a job, don't you?

She sure it's her boyfriend?

It's OK, Daily Star, I wasn't going to use those brain cells anyway.

Andrew Wiggin: wait...people have sex while the women is conscious?

FTFM

These two seem like insufferable twats.

My fiance has free reign in that department. But then, I've given him permission and explained that it's a fetish for me. Really though, she needs to either say yes or no and cannot complain until she does. If she says no and he still continues, then that's wrong. Until then he's just naughty.

I had a girlfriend who was a sleep sexer, it was kind of a pain in the ass. I don't really like getting woken up at 3 am for sex.

1. Buy dildo
2. Have sex with him while he sleeps

Huh, never had sex with anyone whole they slept. That's not to say I haven't slept with anyone that hasn't just laid there. It was awful and I've had better jerk sessions.

I have, however, woken and been woken up by other to have sex and it's been awesome though.

So let's see, that makes at least 3 times I've done the nasty. My 14 year old self is high-fiving me right now.

TravisBickle62: it was kind of a pain in the ass

tell her to use more lube

I take male and female lovers whenever I fancy, and so does he. We go to wild orgies or we stay in bed for a week.

Go on....

I wake up feeling slightly disorientated and weird.

That's because you're weird.

PainInTheASP: I cannot speak for everyone, but as a guy I reeeeeeeaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyy like it when my girlfriend does it to me.

Indeed. That said, my wife sounds like the fake girl in the article. She doesn't want me to do that to her, but I tell her it's the best thing since velveeta to do to me

Oh yeah that sounds like a whole world of fun. Woman just laying there, no interaction, and then leave her with a fresh goo hole to clean up in the morning. No I like my victim er wife to be awake for the whole thing!

thismomentinblackhistory: Why can't he just jab it into her leg until she gives it up like a normal guy?

LMAO

I'd feel disoriented too if someone were using me as his personal human Fleashlight. This chick sounds as if she needs a few sessions on the shrink's couch. She seems to not mind being a semen receptacle.

Is it okay that my boyfriend has sex with me while I'm asleep?

Yes. Please leave the front door unlocked when you go to bed.

I thought this is the only way married guys have sex.

TravisBickle62: I had a girlfriend who was a sleep sexer, it was kind of a pain in the ass. I don't really like getting woken up at 3 am for sex.

Either turn in your 'Man' card or get back under the bridge.

Tapakip: I thought this is the only way married guys have sex.

becoming a teacher works too

Yes, next question.

How the hell you can sleep through sex is beyond me, but mostly what I got from that article, is that they are a couple of selfish twits, who care about little else but their own satisfaction. Certainly not the kind of people you could rely on in a pinch.

Had a girlfriend that was very much into this. She liked waking up sore and slippery.

Andrew Wiggin: TravisBickle62: it was kind of a pain in the ass

tell her to use more lube

Or to start slower.

TravisBickle62: 3 am

What her boyfriend might look like:


// Too soon?

How do you know if you have a small penis?

When you have sex with your girlfriend and she doesn't wake up.

I did that to a past gf, she loved it, and it was awesome. Can't say I've ever been in an 'open' relationship or gone to orgies. That's just not my bag baby. Don't see the big deal with this girl.
/article reads kinda phony

Article doesn't state whether oral or anal was involved.

/Enquiring minds need to know.

Wellon Dowd: FTFA: Neither of us likes to be constrained by any rules or by the usual conventions. If anything we prefer to do the very opposite of what everyone else expects.

You are still being constrained by conventions. You're just being an attention-whoring asshole about it.

THIS!!

Just an attention whore, nothing to see here people.

AlphaTwin: How the hell you can sleep through sex is beyond me, but mostly what I got from that article, is that they are a couple of selfish twits, who care about little else but their own satisfaction. Certainly not the kind of people you could rely on in a pinch.

Answer:

1. Ambien
2. Be vewwy vewwy quiet and slow

Sapper_Topo: Oh yeah that sounds like a whole world of fun. Woman just laying there, no interaction, and then leave her with a fresh goo hole to clean up in the morning. No I like my victim er wife to be awake for the whole thing!

Holy shiat, I think you described 10 or more years of marriage perfectly.

Tapakip: I thought this is the only way married guys have sex.

No that's what fleshlight is for silly.