Grables'Daughter: Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

THIS.

I have to think that this would be a huge factor in spicing up married life.

Or ending one.

Yes, that article is rather banal, if you ask me.

10) Invite her sister over....her TWIN sister

bow chicka bow bow bow

"A flute just feels eventful," she says.

She sounds.... bandcampy.

69) 69

9. Let her win an arguement once in a while.
10. Remind her how much worse many other guys are compared to yourself.

basemetal: Your mom figured that out a long time ago........

Subby figured out that his GF knows how to work a strap on.

I like the cut of your jib, Subby.

9) cut your jibs.

Grables'Daughter: Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

THIS.

I have to think that this would be a huge factor in spicing up married life.

not everyone gets thrilled thinking about their partner sleeping with someone else.

Would be nice if the article actually listed the 7 items. I just see a photo with the paragraph underneath.


(Translation: Bad page design)

9. Let her win an arguement once in a while.


^^^

This.
There is a simple rule for marriage. The husband can be either right or happy. Can't be both at the same time.

11) drink each others piss

1. Road head. I repeat, Road head. Take a nice weekend trip, let her do whatever she wants, see her smile as she does whatever she wants. Receive road head on the way back. Win-win.

The more you eat the more you fart: Grables'Daughter: Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

THIS.

I have to think that this would be a huge factor in spicing up married life.

not everyone gets thrilled thinking about their partner sleeping with someone else.

There's no sleep involved.

But yeah....if you need someone else in the room then there's no point in being married.

Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

CSB:

A couple weeks ago I brought home this wine:



My girlfriend said "Dropping hints, huh?"
I laughed and jokingly said "maybe...."
She said, "Sounds like fun."
I said "Oh, really?"
She said, "Yep, I have the perfect guy picked out too, let me give him a call."


/csb

8) Pegging :D

WellBelowAverage: The more you eat the more you fart: Grables'Daughter: Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

THIS.

I have to think that this would be a huge factor in spicing up married life.

not everyone gets thrilled thinking about their partner sleeping with someone else.

There's no sleep involved.

But yeah....if you need someone else in the room then there's no point in being married.

That's kinda my point. I'm socially VERY liberal, but IMO, if you want to be married, then why the fark would you want to keep farking other people?

To each their own, but not everyone is an attention-whoring stripper like Grable'sDaughter...and the vast majority of married people would not approve of their partner farking someone else...even if it WAS another woman.

9) Serve your husband steak, bourbon, and BJs during football games. Serve your wife, uh what the fark do they like?

*sigh*

Advice for women: Stop being prudish coont's. Suck his dick... Don't be boring.

Advice for Men: Let her be slutty for you without being judgmental, Lick her clit... Don't be boring.

See! That was easy!

metametameta: 8) Pegging :D

No.

Slap cold cuts on her bare ass.

The more you eat the more you fart: That's kinda my point. I'm socially VERY liberal, but IMO, if you want to be married, then why the fark would you want to keep farking other people?

Anyone who says they don't want to fark other people is lying. It is biological.

My wife and I started going to sex parties and dating other people. Never a dull moment.

BTW if you do it right your second wife will give you anal and oral without having to ask or, god forbid, beg. Being under fifty, decent looking, not worried about money, and horny is good times.

jst3p: Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

CSB:

A couple weeks ago I brought home this wine:

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My girlfriend said "Dropping hints, huh?"
I laughed and jokingly said "maybe...."
She said, "Sounds like fun."
I said "Oh, really?"
She said, "Yep, I have the perfect guy picked out too, let me give him a call."


/csb

For the record:

1. That wine sucks
2. Your GF won that one

jst3p: She said, "Yep, I have the perfect guy picked out too, let me give him a call."

Tried both types, several times. Doesn't help at all if: A. you're not bi, B. your gf isn't bi, or C. your gf is bi and has very different tastes in women. In the latter case, it was one of the reasons that gf moved out.

jst3p: Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

CSB:

A couple weeks ago I brought home this wine:

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/csb


The red is tasty, white? not so much. Did it ever pull through for you, the whole 3-some deal?

The more you eat the more you fart: Grables'Daughter: Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

THIS.

I have to think that this would be a huge factor in spicing up married life.

not everyone gets thrilled thinking about their partner sleeping with someone else.

You're right. The thought of my wife doing your wife isn't working for me.

Meethos: metametameta: 8) Pegging :D

No.

Your lips may say "no, no!" but your prostate says, "yes, yes!"

Let her pull your pubes out with a pair of pliers.

The more you eat the more you fart: WellBelowAverage: The more you eat the more you fart: Grables'Daughter: Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

THIS.

I have to think that this would be a huge factor in spicing up married life.

not everyone gets thrilled thinking about their partner sleeping with someone else.

There's no sleep involved.

But yeah....if you need someone else in the room then there's no point in being married.

That's kinda my point. I'm socially VERY liberal, but IMO, if you want to be married, then why the fark would you want to keep farking other people?

To each their own, but not everyone is an attention-whoring stripper like Grable'sDaughter...and the vast majority of married people would not approve of their partner farking someone else...even if it WAS another woman.

This is why I'm against marriage in general... The Ownership Ideal.

As it stands, I can invite a whole platoon of cheerleaders into my bedroom, and neither one of us gets jealous or put out, because neither one of us sees the other as property.

9.) Get another couple, get undressed, start having relations with respective partners in the same room. If you swap? cool, if not? you've got something to watch.

The more you eat the more you fart: For the record:

1. That wine sucks
2. Your GF won that one

Agreed.

And yes, she is awesome.

I'm not saying it's wrong for other people, I'm just saying that I wouldn't be comfortable with a third person in the bedroom. My wife is all I can handle, anyway - high drive.

Cythraul: 8) Invite a 3rd person into the bedroom on occasion.

It's a good thing you specified person, because otherwise I'm sure Fido would have totally been down for some action.

freewill: Engage in "chore-play"

That absolutely works. Whenever she cleans my bathroom or makes me dinner, I'm aroused later.

Was that not what that meant?

Later? I can barely keep my hands off of her when she's cooking. Especially if she undercooks my burger.

Bring out the Gimp!

Need Help Soonish: *sigh*

Advice for women: Stop being prudish coont's. Suck his dick... Don't be boring.

Advice for Men: Let her be slutty for you without being judgmental, Lick her clit... Don't be boring.

See! That was easy!

Hooray! Someone gets it right.

+1 Subby

I think it took me .5 seconds to click on that link. :)

Are there some gay men out there that could tell me why anal is so great? Cuz as a straight male, I'm not seeing the attraction of doing that with a woman.