OK, so I read the stupid article, and I'm having a hard time following. Can anyone explain why he needs Lasik?

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: OK, so I read the stupid article, and I'm having a hard time following. Can anyone explain why he needs Lasik?

Because Hammer tweeted that the protesters were peaceful - obviously a liberal MSM lie.

After all, Occupy Oakland is "one of the country's more violent chapters of the Occupy Wall Street movement - and that's saying something."

wantedbadass: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: OK, so I read the stupid article, and I'm having a hard time following. Can anyone explain why he needs Lasik?

Because Hammer tweeted that the protesters were peaceful - obviously a liberal MSM lie.

After all, Occupy Oakland is "one of the country's more violent chapters of the Occupy Wall Street movement - and that's saying something."

Ah, of course. That is saying something! Since I base all of my opinions on what one hit wonders from the 90s say on social media, I really appreciate Breitbart keeping my mind free from the propaganda of this pinko bastard. For a second there I thought the authorities may possibly be overreacting to a small contigent of some dumbshiats with poor impulse control, thereby making a far worse situation! That just goes to show how much influence Hammertweets have on me, I guess. I wonder if Skee Lo has any input on this...

"That is saying something! Since I base all of my opinions on what one hit wonders from the 90s say on social media....."

HEY!

Hammer is a moronic douche, but he had a few hits in the 80's and 90's.

WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE HERE!!!...

Oh... Hammertime.

jj325: On Breitbart it is now always referred to as "Obama's OWS"

Because Acorn-AntiSemite-Commie-Anarchist-Union-Astroturf-Obama's OWS is too long...

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: wantedbadass: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: OK, so I read the stupid article, and I'm having a hard time following. Can anyone explain why he needs Lasik?

Because Hammer tweeted that the protesters were peaceful - obviously a liberal MSM lie.

After all, Occupy Oakland is "one of the country's more violent chapters of the Occupy Wall Street movement - and that's saying something."

Ah, of course. That is saying something! Since I base all of my opinions on what one hit wonders from the 90s say on social media, I really appreciate Breitbart keeping my mind free from the propaganda of this pinko bastard. For a second there I thought the authorities may possibly be overreacting to a small contigent of some dumbshiats with poor impulse control, thereby making a far worse situation! That just goes to show how much influence Hammertweets have on me, I guess. I wonder if Skee Lo has any input on this...

To be fair, Hammer wasn't a one hit wonder. . ..

Alright, so Hammer wasn't really technically a one hit wonder, but as I said I base all of my opinions on the social media output of one hit wonders from the 90s and I really respect his tweets so I justify that to myself by believing that his meteoric rise and fall with such a short time at the top is in keeping with the spirit of a one hit wonder.

At first I thought that said Stop #occupycameltoe

/if so, EIP
//BIE

MC Hammer, more politically relevant than Andrew Breitbart.

I don't know why I clicked on the Breitbart link or why I read the posters, must hate my poor few remaining brain cells. But some how I stumbled to a different page where posters were complaining that Perry and Reagan were/are leftist...... I think I want off now, can somebody stop this country for me?

Hammer > Tebow

Breitbart can bite me.

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: wantedbadass: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: OK, so I read the stupid article, and I'm having a hard time following. Can anyone explain why he needs Lasik?

Because Hammer tweeted that the protesters were peaceful - obviously a liberal MSM lie.

After all, Occupy Oakland is "one of the country's more violent chapters of the Occupy Wall Street movement - and that's saying something."

Ah, of course. That is saying something! Since I base all of my opinions on what one hit wonders from the 90s say on social media, I really appreciate Breitbart keeping my mind free from the propaganda of this pinko bastard. For a second there I thought the authorities may possibly be overreacting to a small contigent of some dumbshiats with poor impulse control, thereby making a far worse situation! That just goes to show how much influence Hammertweets have on me, I guess. I wonder if Skee Lo has any input on this...

He would be calling himself out, much to his chagrin--however, it would earn him fame and fortune.

Where is Ja-Rule to help make sense of all of this?

/not obscure (new window)

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Alright, so Hammer wasn't really technically a one hit wonder, but as I said I base all of my opinions on the social media output of one hit wonders from the 90s and I really respect his tweets so I justify that to myself by believing that his meteoric rise and fall with such a short time at the top is in keeping with the spirit of a one hit wonder.

No.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Alright, so Hammer wasn't really technically a one hit wonder, but as I said I base all of my opinions on the social media output of one hit wonders from the 90s and I really respect his tweets so I justify that to myself by believing that his meteoric rise and fall with such a short time at the top is in keeping with the spirit of a one hit wonder.

No.

Yes.

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Alright, so Hammer wasn't really technically a one hit wonder, but as I said I base all of my opinions on the social media output of one hit wonders from the 90s and I really respect his tweets so I justify that to myself by believing that his meteoric rise and fall with such a short time at the top is in keeping with the spirit of a one hit wonder.

No.

Yes.

I propose compromise: he's shiat wonder

Christgaunian slip?

five hit wonder

Did he really have five hits? It's like my whole world is falling apart right now.