Foobies Bureau Investigator or Federal Boobies Investigator?

Who'd've ever thought that taking care of your population's health would be a good thing?

Oh, all first world countries but the US? Huh...

Tentacle: Foobies Bureau Investigator or Federal Boobies Investigator?

+1. Where do I apply?

It's breast inspection time already?

I wonder if they need a hand...

Well, now I know exactly what kind of vehicle to drive to get women to show me their boobs.

Except I will be a very discerning inspector, only examining the boobs of the most fit members of society. I believe the proper medical terminology is "hard bodies".

Whar pics? WHAR?

BarbadoSlim: It's breast inspection time already?

Where do they put the inspection sticker?

Hopefully they have some kind of big siren on the top of the van and a powerful megaphone attached to it so they pull women over on the road if they, uh, reckon that they need an emergency boob appraisal.

And maybe a little tinkling bell, like a knife-sharpener's, for when they troll the desperate MILFs (and MINF's) in the suburbs.

Subby knows nothing about government, this is clearly under the jurisdiction of the Bureau of Alcohol, Titties, and Firebirds.

Loaf's Tray: Subby knows nothing about government, this is clearly under the jurisdiction of the Bureau of Alcohol, Titties, and Firebirds.

+1

Is that what they call the bangbus these days?

Mammovan?