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2011-11-08 09:29:52 AM
Don't order the French Toast, either:
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2011-11-08 09:31:31 AM
A sous-chef claimed in his harassment suit he saw a colleague at the restaurant "place stalks of asparagus inside his underwear, next to his anal/genital area in order to simulate his penis," then "serve that asparagus to Morton's unsuspecting paying customers."

Does that make your penis smell funny for a couple of hours?
 
2011-11-08 09:43:55 AM
This is why I don't eat asparagus.
 
2011-11-08 10:18:29 AM
Walker: This is why I don't eat asparagus.

Yeah, and Fark put me off pickles forever.
 
2011-11-08 11:11:21 AM
There's a really good chance the customer deserved it.


/I've seen worse.
 
2011-11-08 11:11:34 AM
Langston: Walker: This is why I don't eat asparagus.

Yeah, and Fark put me off pickles forever.


And Lucky Charms?
 
2011-11-08 11:12:10 AM
haha, 'cause it looks like the green giant's penis

his pee must smell wicked awful
 
2011-11-08 11:20:20 AM
Asparagasm?
 
2011-11-08 11:28:18 AM
Gross out warning!

Read no further!

This means you!

Last chance!

I hate to think where the fried calamari has been.

You didn't follow instructions, did you?

In fact, you still aren't following instructions.
 
2011-11-08 11:28:21 AM
Ass pair, I guess?
 
2011-11-08 11:29:20 AM
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?

TO PROVE A POINT?
LIKE HOW RESTAURANTS ARE GAY?

BUT GUESS WHAT
PIZZA IS NOT GAY
AND ITS SERVED IN A RESTAURANT
CATCH 22
 
2011-11-08 11:36:29 AM
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In communist Russia, pee make asparagus smelly!
 
2011-11-08 11:39:14 AM
go to a buffet
don't tip
repeat

watch the waiter when he gets your soft drink
wipe down your silverware or grab it off another table.
pay cash
 
2011-11-08 11:40:05 AM
ufailednow.com
 
2011-11-08 04:04:42 PM
ew
 
2011-11-08 04:16:36 PM
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
 
2011-11-08 05:42:31 PM
Don't order the chowder.
 
2011-11-08 10:12:59 PM
Fresh from the taint.
 
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