GAT_00: What's the point in watching porn if you're going to get arrested for pulling your dick out?

Perhaps you can do a "breast feeding" technique and put a blanket over it.

You thought it was bad wrestling for the arm-rest with the sweaty fat guy who breathes like a broken vacuum cleaner.

Now his elbow will keep knocking into yours as you try to take a sip from your tiny coke can as he faps furiously.

GAT_00: What's the point in watching porn if you're going to get arrested for pulling your dick out?

Take turns in the bathroom, but then you can't watch the porn while wanking it

Have you ever tried fapping in an airplane bathroom?

Why do newspapers still report whatever this guy says? Charging for toilets. Flying standing up. One pilot per plane. The guy's a one-man bullshiat machine who lives by the mantra that there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Tune in next week for his brilliant idea for passengers to turn up with a jerrycan of fuel each to get the plane in the air.

PreMortem: Since when is porn [img1.fark.net image 54x11]?

Try [img1.fark.net image 54x11] subPuritan

Since the person viewing it with his pants around his ankles is the morbidly obese guy sitting in the middle seat and spilling over both arm rest.

We have all watched the really large sweaty guy struggle down the isle and think don't sit next to me, don' sit next to me. Now we have to worry that he'll get the tweezers and magnifying glass out to rub one off.

BurnShrike: You thought it was bad wrestling for the arm-rest with the sweaty fat guy who breathes like a broken vacuum cleaner.

Now his elbow will keep knocking into yours as you try to take a sip from your tiny coke can as he faps furiously.

Came here to say This. Also, the seats on planes are disgusting enough - if Ryan Air did this, those seats would look like the DNA version of a Jackson Pollock splatter painting.

I don't even want to think about the bathrooms...

Hershey Highway Patrol: Ryanair, where the customer comes first.

I lold

YOU ARE BEING VIRAL MARKETED TO.

This is great news, now I have to get my blacklight past TSA.

GAT_00: What's the point in watching porn if you're going to get arrested for pulling your dick out?

Who said anything about pulling it out?

/hello stretchy pants!!
//...or maybe I'll wear short shorts and do the old reach-up-the-leg trick like I did with that girl when I was at the movies in middle school (ftfm) last week

The TSA grope is fore-play, and the flight is the main course.

GAT_00: What's the point in watching porn if you're going to get arrested for pulling your dick out?

Thanks, Bin Laden.

ya could always let the underwear absorb it .... gets kinda squishy for a bit and th ....... well ...... nevermind ..... I've said too much already.

Hershey Highway Patrol: Ryanair, where the customer comes first.

The only time in Ryanair history.

IKanHazaBukkit: Have you ever tried fapping in an airplane bathroom?

Not yet but I am a member of the mile high.
They need bigger toilets...

IKanHazaBukkit: Have you ever tried fapping in an airplane bathroom?

There is NO room in there at all. You can't get any decent leverage and forget about doing it standing up....


.........a friend of mine once told me

lumazi: ya could always let the underwear absorb it .... gets kinda squishy for a bit and th ....... well ...... nevermind ..... I've said too much already.

Go on....

From the minds that brought you coin-operated restroom and standing ticket for the plane flight.

Mile High Solo Club?

To tell you the truth, if it would cut the fare in half, I wouldn't mind standing up. I also don't have a problem with a pay toilet, however PLEASE don't get rid of the toilets!

/never flown Ryanair

TheSneakerWhore: lumazi: ya could always let the underwear absorb it .... gets kinda squishy for a bit and th ....... well ...... nevermind ..... I've said too much already.

Go on....

can't ... I'm at work ... don't wanna get written up AGAIN.

That's about right.

No charge for Kleenex as long as you have

Hershey Highway Patrol: Ryanair, where the customer comes first.

Why you did there. I sees it

Imagine sitting next to a cute, lonely, middle aged business woman, writhing in her seat, watching a video of two Asian lesbians scissoring. She notices you watching her which only fuels her fire. She tries not to make it obvious she's coming, but the intense forbidden desire overcomes her and she quickly unbuttons her dress pants and grabs your hand, forcing it down her slacks, into her lace panties. She leans over and prys your lips open with hers, sucking on your tongue and exhaling hard as you feel her contract on your index and middle finger. She finishes, powers down her iPad, and stares out the window the rest of the flight.

And this is sick, why? Just wear dark stretchy pants and whack off under a blanket. Make sure the pants and/or underwear can catch all the jizz and wear a long coat once you deboard the plane.

Calm Down You Spaz: Hershey Highway Patrol: Ryanair, where the customer comes first.

Why you did there. I sees it

Pic in the article looks like that's what O'Leary might be saying...

66dude: And this is sick, why? Just wear dark stretchy pants and whack off under a blanket. Make sure the pants and/or underwear can catch all the jizz and wear a long coat once you deboard the plane.

Just use the cardigan of the woman in the seat next to you when she gets up to go to the bathroom.

Bathia_Mapes: Sounds like more hot air from Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary. Last year he talked about passengers flying standing up.

He's an attention whore, trying to use manufactured "controversy" to keep media outlets freely advertising Ryanair. And they're falling for it.

FormlessOne: Bathia_Mapes: Sounds like more hot air from Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary. Last year he talked about passengers flying standing up.

He's an attention whore, trying to use manufactured "controversy" to keep media outlets freely advertising Ryanair. And they're falling for it.

failing for it? Sounds funnier, more appropriate...

irgunner: Imagine sitting next to a cute, lonely, middle aged business woman, writhing in her seat, watching a video of two Asian lesbians scissoring. She notices you watching her which only fuels her fire. She tries not to make it obvious she's coming, but the intense forbidden desire overcomes her and she quickly unbuttons her dress pants and grabs your hand, forcing it down her slacks, into her lace panties. She leans over and prys your lips open with hers, sucking on your tongue and exhaling hard as you feel her contract on your index and middle finger. She finishes, powers down her iPad, and stares out the window the rest of the flight.

Is there an option for this when booking on Expedia? And what's the added charge?

At least it'll be more fun that flying Virgin Atlantic.