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(Some Guy) Asinine 11 bags of marijuana? In your ass? It's more likely than you think   (wect.com) divider line 32
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2011-11-07 11:19:41 PM
6.7 grams in 11 bags?
 
2011-11-07 11:56:53 PM
Nope. I looked. Now I am typing with poo fingers. Dammit subby!
 
2011-11-08 12:53:06 AM
i.imgur.com

"You're not gonna be able to poop it out. In fact, its better that you DON'T poop it out."
 
2011-11-08 12:56:37 AM
Somacandra: "You're not gonna be able to poop it out. In fact, its better that you DON'T poop it out."

RIP Ryan Dung.
 
2011-11-08 12:57:35 AM
i.imgur.com

/and that covers it for me
 
2011-11-08 05:13:10 AM
i212.photobucket.com

Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back.
 
2011-11-08 06:45:18 AM
Seems safer than 11 bags of heroin, I suppose.
 
2011-11-08 06:51:24 AM
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2011-11-08 06:56:41 AM
farkingismybusiness: 6.7 grams in 11 bags?

That stunning and heroic arrest prevented 20 people that night from having a good time that night. Until they all got drunk and were killed by other drunk drivers. A tragic shame for as soon as that man was arrested three more guys took over his route and quickly got everyone resupplied.

Stupid drug laws, when will you ever learn? People just don't care or respect you. I think the key is to arrest more people. That will end crime all right.
 
2011-11-08 07:13:11 AM
Talk about some dank.
 
2011-11-08 07:14:54 AM
Anyone else laugh at the little ad that says 'Carolina Farmin', We're growing local!' under his mugshot?
 
2011-11-08 07:27:04 AM
Guatemalan child, in my derriere.
 
2011-11-08 07:43:18 AM
assineleven tag?
 
2011-11-08 07:50:06 AM
I just checked, none in mine.
 
2011-11-08 07:56:15 AM
Ratchford then said, "Aight, man, I gotta be real with you," according to the police report, and answered yes when asked if the drugs "were in his buttocks."

Insert picture of urban youth gesturing.
 
2011-11-08 08:07:48 AM
I don't understand something here. Why was this guy driving around with pot in his ass when he wasn't even expecting to run into the cops?
 
2011-11-08 08:09:29 AM
GLaps17: I just checked, none in mine.

I just checked, none in your mom's.
 
2011-11-08 08:16:35 AM
MadMonk: I don't understand something here. Why was this guy driving around with pot in his ass when he wasn't even expecting to run into the cops?

For shiats and giggles.
 
2011-11-08 08:17:34 AM
brb bio
 
2011-11-08 08:25:36 AM
i260.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-08 10:11:18 AM
If it was up your ass, you'd know it?
 
2011-11-08 10:13:05 AM
11 bags? Is that all? (new window)
 
2011-11-08 10:40:52 AM
media.steampowered.com

"This is how we pack it in. It's standard procedure, quit you whining ... "
 
2011-11-08 11:39:50 AM
A clear plastic bag containing 11 individually wrapped baggies containing "a green vegetable substance" were removed from Ratchford's "buttock," police said.

I laughed at this sentence for some reason.
 
2011-11-08 11:54:02 AM
You put your weed in there.
 
2011-11-08 12:47:45 PM
SnarfVader: [i212.photobucket.com image 275x183]

Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back.


I think it's better than before man
 
2011-11-08 02:19:54 PM
This is what happens, people. Government restricts harmless substances that many people want and then they have to turn to ass-pot. Do you want your kids coming home with ass-pot breath? I didn't think so. Legalize it already!

/...
 
2011-11-08 02:42:47 PM
I was thinking about submitting this story with and "ass pennies" angle, butt, I'm glad I took this route.
/greenlight drought is broken!
 
2011-11-08 02:56:20 PM
BurnShrike: For shiats and giggles.

i19.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-08 03:29:50 PM
I guess you could say he has some funk, (puts on sunglasses) in his trunk.
 
2011-11-08 04:04:02 PM
cdn0.sbnation.com
 
2011-11-09 12:45:16 AM
I keep mine(card carrying medical) in jars inside a locked safe. never my ass. Well, once. But it was for charity.
 
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