It's not soy milk. It's soy juice.

It's made from monkey cum you know.

Why on earth would I want to waste time making soy milk?

I got your nutmilk bag right here.

What's the problem here? Making your own soy milk is easy and cheap and the stuff's reasonably good for you. I only drink and bake with water, but I can't see the problem with people making their own soy milk.

Besides, if you want to talk about grossness, how the hell is this less gross than sucking down the secretions of a member of a different species? Baby cow or GTFO.

ummm...its only something that 1.3 billion people in China do every day. (well mum does it anyway - the rest drink it.) Can't buy cow's milk in China.

"What's worse than soy milk?"

Almond milk.

I had the misfortune of trying it recently.

Ugh, Vile.

brilk: I only drink and bake with water or grain alcohol, Mandrake.

yeah making your own things is GROSS!

/grow up submitard

bukijin: ummm...its only something that 1.3 billion people in China do every day. (well mum does it anyway - the rest drink it.) Can't buy cow's milk in China.

Hence the reason why Chinese are still undernourished and stunted growth...soy milk has about 0.005% of the calcium of real milk. Doesn't help that they're also lactose intolerant to begin with either.

illannoyin: "What's worse than soy milk?"

Almond milk.

I had the misfortune of trying it recently.

Ugh, Vile.

If you hate almonds you'll hate almond milk. If you like almonds you'll like almond milk. If one of these statements isn't true for you, odds are you're doing something wrong. Homemade almond milk is just almonds and water. Seriously, it's 100% almonds and water. The stuff you buy in stores tends to have more junk in it, but most of that's typically going to be sugar. Sugar certainly won't make it taste worse to many people.

2 things:

1. soy has phyto-estrogen. So if you're a dude, enjoy your tits!

And ..

2. Anyone know how to make dofu fah?

farkingismybusiness: It's made from monkey cum you know.

They make them watch some animal pornography, you know? And then the monkies jack off.. and they take the cum and they boil it or something.

garyg:
Hence the reason why Chinese are still undernourished and stunted growth...soy milk has about 0.005% of the calcium of real milk. Doesn't help that they're also lactose intolerant to begin with either.

fail. it's more genetics than anything.

i drank this stuff as a kid. i also drank plenty of cow milk. lactose intolerance isn't any more common in chinese kids as it is in white kids, going by everyone i know. And given the number of first-gen chinese children in north america who aren't ridiculously taller than their parents, but still eat a fairly north american diet... uh, yeah.

garyg: bukijin: ummm...its only something that 1.3 billion people in China do every day. (well mum does it anyway - the rest drink it.) Can't buy cow's milk in China.

Hence the reason why Chinese are still undernourished and stunted growth...soy milk has about 0.005% of the calcium of real milk. Doesn't help that they're also lactose intolerant to begin with either.

Man, I'd forgotten how utterly ridiculous the ignorance can get up here. Educate yourself homeskillet. This shiat you have just spewed is weapons grade derp.

1: Your knowledge of the Chinese is laughable.
2. You know that calcium in your cow milk? That shiat's fortified, just like soy milk. Cows aren't getting a lot of calcium from all that grain they're being fed.
3. Yeah, Chinese people tend to be lactose intolerant, but they're not lactose intolerant "to begin with." Lactose intolerance is what happens to humans when they stop drinking milk after infancy. It's completely normal. Drinking milk like a farking baby when you're fifty years old is what's unusual.

AeAe: 2 things:

1. soy has phyto-estrogen. So if you're a dude, enjoy your tits!

And ..

2. Anyone know how to make dofu fah?

No, no it wont. Link

How do you milk a soybean?

How many acres of rainforest were clear-cut to make way for this video? Soy beans and cattle baby.

Lifehacker articles go like this: Make shiat that you don't need out of garbage that nobody wants!

If my grandparents didn't eat or drink it, then it's probably garbage and I'm not interested.

jimpoz: It's not soy milk. It's soy juice.

Came for this.

I'm a vegetarian and I find this stuff disgusting.

Begoggle: If my grandparents didn't eat or drink it, then it's probably garbage and I'm not interested.

Pretty sure the general rule is "someone's" grandparents. Tofu has been a staple in Asian diets for almost two thousand years. Soy milk? Not so much.

CygnusDarius: That made me gag.

I know -- Lewis Black has that affect on me, too.

brilk:
1: Your knowledge of the Chinese is laughable.
2. You know that calcium in your cow milk? That shiat's fortified, just like soy milk. Cows aren't getting a lot of calcium from all that grain they're being fed.


You think every Chinese person has access to a Whole Foods where they can get premium calcium-fortified soy milk? Hell no. Chinese are calcium-deficient, period, even though that's slowly changing. You can't even buy cheese when you're over there.

jimpoz: [upload.wikimedia.org image 159x239]

It's not soy milk. It's soy juice.

Link (new window)

brilk: garyg: bukijin: ummm...its only something that 1.3 billion people in China do every day. (well mum does it anyway - the rest drink it.) Can't buy cow's milk in China.

Hence the reason why Chinese are still undernourished and stunted growth...soy milk has about 0.005% of the calcium of real milk. Doesn't help that they're also lactose intolerant to begin with either.

Man, I'd forgotten how utterly ridiculous the ignorance can get up here. Educate yourself homeskillet. This shiat you have just spewed is weapons grade derp.

1: Your knowledge of the Chinese is laughable.
2. You know that calcium in your cow milk? That shiat's fortified, just like soy milk. Cows aren't getting a lot of calcium from all that grain they're being fed.
3. Yeah, Chinese people tend to be lactose intolerant, but they're not lactose intolerant "to begin with." Lactose intolerance is what happens to humans when they stop drinking milk after infancy. It's completely normal. Drinking milk like a farking baby when you're fifty years old is what's unusual.

#1 and #2 are probably right. #3 is crap due to cultural bias. Drinking cow's milk at 50 is normal in non-European cultures. Then it might be water buffalo or horse milk.

/statistically the lack of lactase enzymes after childhood is common amongst non-European populations
//lactose tolerance is actually the exception, not the rule
///don't fark with my cheese

"Finally, line a colander with pressing cloth such as a flour sack towel, piece of cotton muslin, or a nutmilk bag and press out all liquid using a potato masher."

Already been alluded to, but seriously: a "nutmilk bag"? A "NUTMILK BAG"?

Too many soy milks use lots of sweetener. I hate Silk because of this.

Kirkland-Costco is a very nice brand, though. I enjoy it.

farkingismybusiness: It's made from monkey Satan's cum you know.

APE992: #1 and #2 are probably right. #3 is crap due to cultural bias. Drinking cow's milk at 50 is normal in non-European cultures. Then it might be water buffalo or horse milk.

Citation really farkin' needed.

/Note: Other than South/Southwest Asia or North Africa. Basically, if Alexander might have heard of it, it doesn't count.
//Burn everyone who eats that opiate-laden demon smegma distilled from the lactal secretions of pack animals, be they cattle, goats, or buffalo. BUUURN!

Rincewind53: [silksoymilk.com image 108x230]

This stuff is better than actual chocolate milk. It is somehow richer and creamier.

hell yeah it is..first time i tried their stuff was the eggnog which is also surprisingly delicious. haven't tried the regular tho since i usually just use real milk on my cereal

APE992: brilk: garyg: bukijin: ummm...its only something that 1.3 billion people in China do every day. (well mum does it anyway - the rest drink it.) Can't buy cow's milk in China.

Hence the reason why Chinese are still undernourished and stunted growth...soy milk has about 0.005% of the calcium of real milk. Doesn't help that they're also lactose intolerant to begin with either.

Man, I'd forgotten how utterly ridiculous the ignorance can get up here. Educate yourself homeskillet. This shiat you have just spewed is weapons grade derp.

1: Your knowledge of the Chinese is laughable.
2. You know that calcium in your cow milk? That shiat's fortified, just like soy milk. Cows aren't getting a lot of calcium from all that grain they're being fed.
3. Yeah, Chinese people tend to be lactose intolerant, but they're not lactose intolerant "to begin with." Lactose intolerance is what happens to humans when they stop drinking milk after infancy. It's completely normal. Drinking milk like a farking baby when you're fifty years old is what's unusual.

#1 and #2 are probably right. #3 is crap due to cultural bias. Drinking cow's milk at 50 is normal in non-European cultures. Then it might be water buffalo or horse milk.

/statistically the lack of lactase enzymes after childhood is common amongst non-European populations
//lactose tolerance is actually the exception, not the rule
///don't fark with my cheese

#3 is a scientific fact. I'm not sure how you think I'm slipping some sort of cultural bias in there. If humans stop drinking milk they stop being able to process milk. Mammals produce milk for their own babies. Look at literally every other species on the planet and tell me it's not unusual for humans to be drinking milk beyond infancy.

Sgygus: After trying a dozen different varieties of soy milk, I found one I could tolerate (Silk DHA Omega-3), which is good since I can't tolerate cow milk.

That's the same one my gf drinks, although only in coffee. For cooking, we use cow squeezins like God intended. *self-satisfied head nod*

/that silk variant is pretty good in coffee, actually
//prefer 2% myself most of the time

garyg: brilk:
1: Your knowledge of the Chinese is laughable.
2. You know that calcium in your cow milk? That shiat's fortified, just like soy milk. Cows aren't getting a lot of calcium from all that grain they're being fed.


You think every Chinese person has access to a Whole Foods where they can get premium calcium-fortified soy milk? Hell no. Chinese are calcium-deficient, period, even though that's slowly changing. You can't even buy cheese when you're over there.

You think milk is the only source of calcium? What you're saying is both ridiculous and irrelevant. Hit up Mr. Googs if you want to learn about all the various calcium sources.

Rincewind53: [silksoymilk.com image 108x230]

This stuff is better than actual chocolate milk. It is somehow richer and creamier.

Link (new window)

Seaweed extract is the answer.

brilk: illannoyin: "What's worse than soy milk?"

Almond milk.

I had the misfortune of trying it recently.

Ugh, Vile.

If you hate almonds you'll hate almond milk. If you like almonds you'll like almond milk. If one of these statements isn't true for you, odds are you're doing something wrong. Homemade almond milk is just almonds and water. Seriously, it's 100% almonds and water. The stuff you buy in stores tends to have more junk in it, but most of that's typically going to be sugar. Sugar certainly won't make it taste worse to many people.

Almond milk is in fact the only milk substitute I can stand. And chocolate almond milk is like drinking a watered down candy bar. Almond milk also pairs with chai quite nicely.,

Hemp milk makes me queasy for some reason... also, pot does funny things to my head.

/"Funny" in this case meaning "not funny." Like "armed and naked" not-funny.
//Yes, I know you think that's funny, you sick fark