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(WSAZ) Asinine This story demonstrates why you don't take the 12 year old step-grandkid out drinking with you: he can't drive you home and he sure doesn't have your back   (wsaz.com) divider line 14
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gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 11:28:56 PM
 
Crudbucket [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 06:13:48 AM
WHAT WAS HE THANCKING!!! WAS OLD ANOGHT TO KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING. WHY PUT A KID IN DANGER. HE NEED TO SPEND A FEW NIGJTS IN JAIL TO THANCK ABOUT WHAT HE DID.
 
KrispyKritter
2011-11-08 06:24:10 AM
stupid old man. could have got a bottle of Old Harper's and had a nice bonding experience doing shots with step g but no. he hogged it all himself.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-08 06:24:31 AM
Interesting. I didn't know you could take your kids into bars. I thought it was a blanket rule.
 
Braindeath
2011-11-08 06:26:53 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Interesting. I didn't know you could take your kids into bars. I thought it was a blanket rule.

Sadly no.
 
Druid5
2011-11-08 06:33:39 AM
Step-Grandkid? Is that even a thing?
 
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials
2011-11-08 06:39:16 AM
I have step-grandkids,

And there is a bar at every Appllebees. Don't know where you would draw the line..
 
stuhayes2010
2011-11-08 06:46:48 AM
Guy looks a little young to have a 12 year old grandson. Oh, they live in a trailer park; keep those stereotypes alive white trash!
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 06:53:54 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Interesting. I didn't know you could take your kids into bars. I thought it was a blanket rule.

Oh please. I hung out in bars every weekend when I was a kid, it didn't have any negative effect on me. It actually made me not want to drink, after seeing how stupid people became after drinking. And as others have mentioned they serve drinks everywhere. Are you going to ban children from Applebees unless parents show ID proving the kids are theirs? And what ID shows that certain kids are yours? Do Ohio drivers licenses have not only your picture but all your kid's picture's on them too?
 
czetie
2011-11-08 07:37:27 AM
So this is not what they mean by 12 Step program?
 
KingVJ
2011-11-08 07:38:17 AM
That boy is awesome.

I tell my friends that if I ever see them committing a crime on crime stoppers, I'm turning them in.
 
namegoeshere
2011-11-08 07:42:54 AM
There is a gap in that story. The kid does the tuck and roll, (nicely done, btw) then grandpa's in cuffs. Did the kid call? Were there witnesses? Did Gramps hang around trying to get the kid back in the jeep or did they need to track him down? Was Pops pissed or remorseful?

Reporting sucks these days.
 
TheOther
2011-11-08 07:56:05 AM
Kids gonna be a chick-magnet, but he's gonna hog all the babes for himself. BAD WINGKID!
 
zez
2011-11-08 08:30:34 AM
We have a lot of bar and grills within walking distance of my house. On nice days me and my 3 and 7 year old boys take a walk up to one where we have pizza or burgers, they play the jukebox and games while I eat and have a few drinks before we walk back home.

It's a great way to get outside, and the boys get some exercise and fun playing around, and I get to have a few drinks. Fun for everyone!

/taking the Jeep next time
 
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