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Some Bass Playing Guy: People print porn?

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One Bad Apple: Some Bass Playing Guy: People print porn?

Not everyone can afford a non stick keyboardddddddddddddddddddddd

What you did there. I saw it.

Ah.. another heroic politician.

Some Bass Playing Guy: People print porn?

where else am i gonna get wall paper for my apartment? whar?

"My attorney has advised me not too,"

Not too have a human to the copy editing?

Some Bass Playing Guy: People print porn?

Well, back when computer porn was either ASCII art or black and white MacPaint files, sure. But now? Why bother?

I assume he's never heard of a thumb drive either.

80 yrs old? obviously this arse got away with a lifetime of who knows what. he should be cockpunched into his grave on principle.

Were they dead?

"I got hacked" defense in 3....2....

Sadly, considering how technically unsophisticated most juries are, it might actually work.

80?
he was born when it was 1911?
He's grandfathered in for corncob justice.

Give his ass solitary and 36 grit toilet paper.
Feed him plumbs and let justice run its course.

KrispyKritter: 80 yrs old? obviously this arse got away with a lifetime of who knows what. he should be cockpunched into his grave on principle.

Who knows you probably spend a lot of time being retired with an Internet connection. Maybe he just reached the edges of the porn world and got bored

80 years old? For fark sake, this guy probably couldn't get it up for midget on donkey porn. Cut him some slack.

SoCalSurfer: KrispyKritter: 80 yrs old? obviously this arse got away with a lifetime of who knows what. he should be cockpunched into his grave on principle.

Who knows you probably spend a lot of time being retired with an Internet connection. Maybe he just reached the edges of the porn world and got bored

i think i saw a star trek episode about that.

ununcle: 80 years old? For fark sake, this guy probably couldn't get it up for midget on donkey porn. Cut him some slack.

Only donkey on midget will do it for me these days.

ununcle: 80 years old? For fark sake, this guy probably couldn't get it up for midget on donkey porn. Cut him some slack.

ununcle: 80 years old? For fark sake, this guy probably couldn't get it up for midget on donkey porn.

Unless it was a really young midget

With that 80 year old guy, and others, like this guy below



Computer repair shop = best place to get free kiddy porn.

He's 80 and he still has a sex drive. You've got to admit, he's seen it all.

meat0918: Wouldn't have mattered. Scanning the hard drive for pics is standard M.O. for any computer repair store. They have terabytes of the stuff.

You've seen it? Did you print them out?

How would it just start printing out? That would mean the repair shop hooked up a printer that was the exact same model as the one he had at home. Why would they do that?

eatin' fetus: ununcle: 80 years old? For fark sake, this guy probably couldn't get it up for midget on donkey porn.

Unless it was a really young midget

If authorities target legal midgets in Bukaki films would that be "facial profiling" ?

/Try the veal

I get free access to any porn I want with the power of my imagination and I have a good memory.

The more you know!

remus: I assume he's never heard of a thumb drive either.


I pity the bastard that tries to fap without a thumb drive.

AverageAmericanGuy: How would it just start printing out? That would mean the repair shop hooked up a printer that was the exact same model as the one he had at home. Why would they do that?

According to the TFA, he brought the compy AND printer in because he was having troubles printing.

MOR. ON.

Emperorsteele: AverageAmericanGuy: How would it just start printing out? That would mean the repair shop hooked up a printer that was the exact same model as the one he had at home. Why would they do that?

According to the TFA, he brought the compy AND printer in because he was having troubles printing.

MOR. ON.

Bolding mine.

"HAU 2 PRINT CP?"

/facepalm x100000

Happy Hours,Which makes me wonder - did he try rebooting and insuring that everything was plugged in properly before resorting to taking it in for repairs?

Give him partial credit. He is 80 and learning how to use a computer.
The printing of the alleged child porn and taking that to the shop, that was bonehead..

Tech hooked it up to a printer and porn just came tumbling out. Love those comments in the article.

Ed Grubermann: Some Bass Playing Guy: People print porn?

Well, back when computer porn was either ASCII art or black and white MacPaint files, sure. But now? Why bother?

Wow, I feel old now. I remember being able to tell when someone printed ASCII porn on the line printer because it sounded different than code. Where code had spaces and staggered lines, ASCII porn was very dense with almost ever character "pixel" filled.

jtown: ASCII porn



What. The. Hell.

vudukungfu: 80?
he was born when it was 1911?
He's grandfathered in for corncob justice.

Give his ass solitary and 36 grit toilet paper.
Feed him plumbs and let justice run its course.

If he was born in 1911, he would be 100.

insertcutename: vudukungfu: 80?
he was born when it was 1911?
He's grandfathered in for corncob justice.

Give his ass solitary and 36 grit toilet paper.
Feed him plumbs and let justice run its course.

If he was born in 1911, he would be 100.

We're through the looking glass now.

eatin' fetus: jtown: ASCII porn



What. The. Hell.



An example with tight spacing. A bit like those "dot picture" things where it helps to unfocus your eyes a bit.

eatin' fetus: jtown: ASCII porn

What. The. Hell.

Speaking of kids...

Am I one of the only IT people who doesn't spend the time to go through everyone's personal shiat? I really don't want to know how you got your computer infected. Also, what the hell were the names of the files he was printing, "underageillegalporn9.jpg?"

The Angry Hand of God: Am I one of the only IT people who doesn't spend the time to go through everyone's personal shiat? I really don't want to know how you got your computer infected. Also, what the hell were the names of the files he was printing, "underageillegalporn9.jpg?"

If you read TFA you'd realize that the printer started printing it's queue once it was fixed, so the CP came out on it's own.

I did end-user support for 5 years, and I didn't care about what wass on their computer so long as what I saw wasn't illegal. Did I go looking for porn? No-- I was looking for their music collection; finding out about their DL lifestyle was peripheral.

Some Bass Playing Guy: People print porn?

Sometimes you need to stick it in a dirtbag's vehicle so they get busted for child porn. I know a few like that

PainInTheASP: Pedo freak being pedo aside, I'm always amazed that people feel the need to print their porn.

Isn't that why God made the bookmark?

If the feds raid the website they could note the IPs. It's understandable that he would choose to print if he didn't know how to simply save the images to his drive.

AverageAmericanGuy: How would it just start printing out? That would mean the repair shop hooked up a printer that was the exact same model as the one he had at home. Why would they do that?

Maybe he brought in his printer.

Happy Hours: Which makes me wonder - did he try rebooting and insuring that everything was plugged in properly before resorting to taking it in for repairs?

Yeah. I've had the Windows print spooler go screwy on me more than once when the printer got disconnected and then reconnected. Reboot and out it comes.

(Then there's the day at the office I was asked to move a printer. I get it hooked up and it starts to print. Personal financial stuff from the boss that's been sitting in the queue for several months during which there was no printer attached. Apparently the printer had previously been hooked up to that machine although in the intervening months both the printer and the computer had been moved more than once.)

The Angry Hand of God: Am I one of the only IT people who doesn't spend the time to go through everyone's personal shiat? I really don't want to know how you got your computer infected. Also, what the hell were the names of the files he was printing, "underageillegalporn9.jpg?"

I've never looked beyond the desktop itself unless there was some need to in order to address the issue at hand.