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		You're upset at your husband's new work schedule. Do you: C) threaten to blow up planes? (msnbc.msn.com)		15
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Gunny Highway

2011-11-07 11:20:45 PM

Is he a pilot?

JasonOfOrillia

2011-11-07 11:21:55 PM

She's gotta have it.

elffster

2011-11-07 11:25:00 PM

Da plane?

Nooo! DA PEANUT!

CrispFlows

2011-11-07 11:25:42 PM

That's an overreaction

Fark Me To Tears

2011-11-07 11:31:31 PM

Gunny Highway: Is he a pilot?

On the TV news tonight, they said they were not yet disclosing the husband's job. They did say that he does not work for the FAA or the TSA. They also said that after she called the first time and made the threat, she called back later and denied that she had threatened anybody. I guess no one told her that the police actually record their incoming calls.

She lives out in Lehigh Acres, which is 110 square miles of fully-platted but sparsely-occupied area. If she's out in the middle of nowhere with no street lights and very few neighbors, she probably does get lonely and creeped out.

Ryker's Peninsula

2011-11-07 11:38:27 PM

Dear Mr. Billinge,

In my life, only a few women have done silly, strange, or outrageous things in order for me to stay and be with them for the night. After reading the police report filed against your wife, I would very much like to subscribe to your newsletter, and/or attend one of your seminars on female management. Whatever it is you are doing to your wife needs to be shared with more of the male species right away. You have my respect and congratulations.

Slartibartfaster

2011-11-07 11:41:46 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: male species

I'd give you tip number one - but .... benefit of the doubt works too

Barakku

2011-11-07 11:45:50 PM

Fark Me To Tears: Gunny Highway: Is he a pilot?

On the TV news tonight, they said they were not yet disclosing the husband's job. They did say that he does not work for the FAA or the TSA. They also said that after she called the first time and made the threat, she called back later and denied that she had threatened anybody. I guess no one told her that the police actually record their incoming calls.

She lives out in Lehigh Acres, which is 110 square miles of fully-platted but sparsely-occupied area. If she's out in the middle of nowhere with no street lights and very few neighbors, she probably does get lonely and creeped out.

Police record incoming calls?! Excuse me, I have something to do that's not erasing tapes.

MrEricSir

2011-11-08 12:05:15 AM

Sounds like something my ex would do.

(Then she'd apologize profusely, and do it again the next day.)

Gyrfalcon

2011-11-08 12:17:46 AM

If he's not a pilot or an air-traffic controller, it seems pretty counterproductive to threaten planes to get his schedule changed.

If she's batshiat insane, it might be that HE did it to get out of the house.

Skyred

2011-11-08 12:22:38 AM

someone calls in a bomb threat on their phone.. and gets...caught?

Public Savant

2011-11-08 12:31:15 AM

She could've done better - sounds to me like she phoned it in.

Slartibartfaster

2011-11-08 12:34:49 AM

she could be bi - interested

her plan to not be lonely MIGHT work

vice_magnet

2011-11-08 12:42:05 AM

She looks like "Lady" Gaga without makeup.