How'd that work out come harvest time?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/14/alabama-immigration-law-w o rkers

Oh. hmmm. Ooops.

This oughta be good the first time they demand proof of citizenship from some old wrinkly white grandma.

Empty threat. Alabama doesn't have modern conveniences like running water or electricity.

/the fruit, she is low hanging

casual disregard: shiat, biatch! If you don't support my raid, I'ma kick you outta my clan! You're welcome to stay in this state, however. Just be aware that there's no water or elec for folks who don't support my raid. biatch!

You spelt "Klan" rong.
You nust like the Klan.
/jus keeding.

Nadie_AZ: This won't stop them from coming up. Asses. Don't you realize, if you want to fix the issue, you have to go to the root causes? Get Mexico to be a place they want to be in, and they'll stop coming. Else, all efforts will fail.

Fix the drug laws, and you fix the main problem.

Of course then you have to cut out a whole lot of government jobs.

No hero tag?

itazurakko: This oughta be good the first time they demand proof of citizenship from some old wrinkly white grandma.

I don't think they'll be asking white people for their papers.

Just cut off the water and electricity for the Republicans that hire undocumented immigrants and the problem solves itself.

itazurakko: This oughta be good the first time they demand proof of citizenship from some old wrinkly white grandma.

There are families out there in the boondocks who don't even have SSNs. I read a story about some family going through the trouble of getting theirs...it basically boiled down to a big circular reference chain. Good luck telling Cletus that the gubmint is turning off his water because he's an illegal immigrant.

Nadie_AZ: This won't stop them from coming up. Asses. Don't you realize, if you want to fix the issue, you have to go to the root causes? Get Mexico to be a place they want to be in, and they'll stop coming. Else, all efforts will fail.

Step 1: legalize, or at least decriminalize, drugs.

There is only one step. Mexico becomes a much more pleasant country. So does America.

Nadie_AZ: This won't stop them from coming up. Asses. Don't you realize, if you want to fix the issue, you have to go to the root causes? Get Mexico to be a place they want to be in, and they'll stop coming. Else, all efforts will fail.

Because it's our responsibility to try to fix a corrupt, third world shiathole populated with some of the most primitive, uneducated people on the planet?

Ahem.

I live 20 miles from Decatur, and Decatur is the PROBLEM because they allow drivers licences w/out ID.

That said, this is BS and will not hold up, RTFA, it says this is BS. Don't blame ALL of Alabama on Decatur.

Open the goddamned borders. Jesus H. Christ. Free country my ass.

AirForceVet: OMG, I'm going to have to carry my passport around with me in Huntsville now.

/Oh, no I don't.
//I'm white so I must be an American.

When I visited Huntsville recently, I actually took my passport with me. There was some discussion in the news that my Texas license would not be good enough to prevent arrest or detention if the police really wanted to verify my citizenship.

I figured that even if I look white, my name might make me a target, even if my birth certificate was from Huntsville Hospital.

Sadly, Huntsville was just as I remember from my younger days, and I was happy to return home.

Genevieve Marie: Ugh.

There are illegal immigrants in this country who were brought over here when they were a year old. They have no ties to any other country and they didn't choose to come here.

And yet people routinely decry them as criminals and advocate that they be denied any chance at a decent life. It's a little sickening.

And the only people they have to blame for that are their parents for putting them in a bad situation. They can have a chance at a decent life, in the country they are citizens of.

Bunny Deville: Decatur is the PROBLEM because they allow drivers licences w/out ID.

Do what now?

Alabama has water and electricity for legal residents? I always pictured it like a humid, drawly Baghdad where you only get like 3 hours a day.

Kali-Yuga: Because it's our responsibility to try to fix a corrupt, third world shiathole populated with some of the most primitive, uneducated people on the planet?

Yes. It's the agreement we made when we let Alabama be a state.

"Self-Deport?"
Really?
You make it a FELONY for certain people to work or have access to water in your state, and when they leave you convince yourself that they chose this course of action?

Hey, when I lived in New Mexico there were entire shanty towns in the desert between Las Cruces and Mexico without water and electricity, populated mostly by illegals. If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for the ones in Alabama.

/there really are
//You won't find them on a map

Kali-Yuga: Nadie_AZ: This won't stop them from coming up. Asses. Don't you realize, if you want to fix the issue, you have to go to the root causes? Get Mexico to be a place they want to be in, and they'll stop coming. Else, all efforts will fail.

Because it's our responsibility to try to fix a corrupt, third world shiathole populated with some of the most primitive, uneducated people on the planet?

Oh come on, Alabama's not *that* bad.

Hurr hurr. And now, wurch me shoot dis boar in da fore-hed.

They'll get over it.

Kali-Yuga: Because it's our responsibility to try to fix a corrupt, third world shiathole populated with some of the most primitive, uneducated people on the planet?

Not our responsibility. In our best interest. Most efficient means of using our tax dollars to fix the problem. But you see, Americans are so farking unbelievably retarded that they vote to fark themselves over every farking day.

It's cheaper to just pay welfare than incarcerate the poor for bullshiat reasons like smoking pot, but we choose to incarcerate because FARK THEM
It's cheaper to make birth control affordable and fund sex education as a means of reducing abortions than legislating medicine, but we legislate because FARK THEM
It's cheaper to intervene in Mexican politics to improve their lot as a way to reduce illegal immigration, but we choose to build useless fences and tear apart families because FARK THEM

Honestly, it's amazing how much suffering Americans are willing to endure for no other retarded reason than to spite other people. We would rather elect corrupt assholes to fark us as long as someone else gets farked harder than actually get a reasonable deal that makes life better for everyone. God forbid Americans let someone unlike themselves enjoy a better life, even if they come out ahead.

Nadie_AZ: This won't stop them from coming up. Asses. Don't you realize, if you want to fix the issue, you have to go to the root causes? Get Mexico to be a place they want to be in, and they'll stop coming. Else, all efforts will fail.

so, that's America's responsibility? that's textbook ass right there.

ilgallo: Nadie_AZ: This won't stop them from coming up. Asses. Don't you realize, if you want to fix the issue, you have to go to the root causes? Get Mexico to be a place they want to be in, and they'll stop coming. Else, all efforts will fail.

so, that's America's responsibility? that's textbook ass right there.


You want to solve the problem or just have something to biatch about?

AirForceVet: OMG, I'm going to have to carry my passport around with me in Huntsville now.

/Oh, no I don't.
//I'm white so I must be an American.

I swear to god I'm going to go to one of these farking places wearing a complete Maple Leafs ensemble and speaking in something resembling a Quebecois accent and see what the fark happens.

And yes, I am definitely one of the whitest white men in existence.

Genevieve Marie: No they can't. They don't speak the language, they have no ties to the country, and every person they knew and grew up with is in the U.S.

And yea, it's because of a decision their parents made to move without the proper paperwork. But there's a reason we shouldn't punish the child for the sins of the father and mother.

They do speak the language, odds are their mothers at least have no grasp of the English language whatsoever. They have plenty of ties to Mexico, because Mexicans have no desire to even attempt to assimilate into American society, have you ever seen a neighborhood populated with mostly Mexicans? It quickly looks exactly like any other barrio in Mexico.

And it isn't because of "a decision their parents made to move without the proper paperwork", it's because their parents knowingly broke the law, and made their children an accomplice.

As Alabama sinks into pre-bellum south economy, and everyone there is either unemployed or working on a chain gang, I think it would behoove Georgia and the other states to make the same restrictions concerning Alabamans, since within two or three years they, like Mexicans, will be fleeing their state, and frankly, who wants uneducated, racist white trash in their state???? Make it a rule that Alabamans can't just bolt out of Alabama to mess up other states after they finish off their own!

Kali-Yuga: Genevieve Marie: No they can't. They don't speak the language, they have no ties to the country, and every person they knew and grew up with is in the U.S.

And yea, it's because of a decision their parents made to move without the proper paperwork. But there's a reason we shouldn't punish the child for the sins of the father and mother.

They do speak the language, odds are their mothers at least have no grasp of the English language whatsoever. They have plenty of ties to Mexico, because Mexicans have no desire to even attempt to assimilate into American society, have you ever seen a neighborhood populated with mostly Mexicans? It quickly looks exactly like any other barrio in Mexico.

And it isn't because of "a decision their parents made to move without the proper paperwork", it's because their parents knowingly broke the law, and made their children an accomplice.

You'll get some bites on that one!

Kali-Yuga: Nadie_AZ: This won't stop them from coming up. Asses. Don't you realize, if you want to fix the issue, you have to go to the root causes? Get Mexico to be a place they want to be in, and they'll stop coming. Else, all efforts will fail.

Because it's our responsibility to try to fix a corrupt, third world shiathole populated with some of the most primitive, uneducated people on the planet?

Don't worry, at the rate the US is going we'll be the 3rd world shiathole in no time and Americans will be migrating south (and north) in droves.


dahmers love zombie: gwydion56: Well, I am sure they will give them water from firehoses eventually.

And puppies.

You have a firehose that shoots puppies?? That's AWESOME!

Damnit, my red bell peppers are gonna be expensive as all get out, y'all.

dragonchild: Kali-Yuga: Because it's our responsibility to try to fix a corrupt, third world shiathole populated with some of the most primitive, uneducated people on the planet?

Not our responsibility. In our best interest. Most efficient means of using our tax dollars to fix the problem. But you see, Americans are so farking unbelievably retarded that they vote to fark themselves over every farking day.

It's cheaper to just pay welfare than incarcerate the poor for bullshiat reasons like smoking pot, but we choose to incarcerate because FARK THEM
It's cheaper to make birth control affordable and fund sex education as a means of reducing abortions than legislating medicine, but we legislate because FARK THEM
It's cheaper to intervene in Mexican politics to improve their lot as a way to reduce illegal immigration, but we choose to build useless fences and tear apart families because FARK THEM

Honestly, it's amazing how much suffering Americans are willing to endure for no other retarded reason than to spite other people. We would rather elect corrupt assholes to fark us as long as someone else gets farked harder than actually get a reasonable deal that makes life better for everyone. God forbid Americans let someone unlike themselves enjoy a better life, even if they come out ahead.

I don't 'This' often but when I do, THIS

Kali-Yuga: Nadie_AZ: This won't stop them from coming up. Asses. Don't you realize, if you want to fix the issue, you have to go to the root causes? Get Mexico to be a place they want to be in, and they'll stop coming. Else, all efforts will fail.

Because it's our responsibility to try to fix a corrupt, third world shiathole populated with some of the most primitive, uneducated people on the planet?

Hey, now. There are some very nice people in Alabama.

Nadie_AZ: This won't stop them from coming up. Asses. Don't you realize, if you want to fix the issue, you have to go to the root causes? Get Mexico to be a place they want to be in, and they'll stop coming. Else, all efforts will fail.


Id prefer a 100 yd kill zone between here and Mexico with motion sensor guns and 24/7 overflights of Reapers with hellfires...